2016 Postmortem

NurseJackie

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5. Ha! Love it!

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I AM NOW HEAVILY LEANING TOWARDS BERNIE SANDERS [View all] cosmicone Nov 2015 OP

You don't act like front runners. Ed Suspicious Nov 2015 #1

In the event that Hillary wins the nomination, LibDemAlways Nov 2015 #27

More threats, my god. How is this tolerated here? randys1 Nov 2015 #54

WE WANT DIFFERENT DEMOCRAT. It's still primary season, no? Ed Suspicious Nov 2015 #63

Not what he said, he THREATENED about Hillary POST primary, and you know it randys1 Nov 2015 #67

Seriously? indigoth Nov 2015 #74

This is a wasste of time, it is like refusing to admit it is light outside in the middle of the day randys1 Nov 2015 #75

Like Bernie has to earn every vote and give people a ream to vote for him.. JackInGreen Nov 2015 #90

Not the point, point is not the Hillary voters demanding X or Y to show up and vote randys1 Nov 2015 #99

X or Y = positive reasons to vote for her AgingAmerican Nov 2015 #112

Thanks! You get it. In no way was my comment intended to be LibDemAlways Nov 2015 #140

YOU SAID "YOU BETTER", THAT'S A THREAT!!! Babel_17 Nov 2015 #148

or...? Qutzupalotl Nov 2015 #120

or?.. LiberalLovinLug Nov 2015 #132

Well, if you bend over backwards while standing on your head and squint just right... Bubzer Nov 2015 #98

But he seeks positive reasons to vote for her!! AgingAmerican Nov 2015 #113

Pshhhh... stop confusing the issue with the facts! Bubzer Nov 2015 #116

He asked for 'Positive reasons to vote for Hillary" AgingAmerican Nov 2015 #110

Because seeking 'positive reasons to vote for her' is beyond the pale!! AgingAmerican Nov 2015 #107

He threatened NOTHING davidpdx Nov 2015 #179

Jesus Christ this is amazing, of course he did, randys1 Nov 2015 #185

Repeating the same thing over and over again says nothing for your intelligence. davidpdx Nov 2015 #186

Karl is a genius randys1 Nov 2015 #187

You're screwing up the coronation with all this 'primary' talk AgingAmerican Nov 2015 #105

When a call for 'positive reasons to vote for her' are seen as a negative attack AgingAmerican Nov 2015 #103

I can list my reasons for intending to vote for Bernie in the primary, LibDemAlways Nov 2015 #142

It's too bad we aren't in Denmark where a bit more socialism might help us more now! ;) cascadiance Nov 2015 #156

It's too bad the PM of Denmark said they're not a socialist country. nt Hekate Nov 2015 #159

Since they are more socialist than we are, I guess that makes us closer to fascism! cascadiance Nov 2015 #160

Oh please Hekate Nov 2015 #162

Score: BeanMusical Nov 2015 #125

That's about right davidpdx Nov 2015 #180

S/he didn't say s/he wasn't going to vote for HRC aikoaiko Nov 2015 #135

She is too much of a "Delicate Flower to be Prez. bahrbearian Nov 2015 #39

I don't get it... tex-wyo-dem Nov 2015 #45

Ed, evven front runners get tired of the silliness on DU. Nitram Nov 2015 #47

This message was self-deleted by its author Ed Suspicious Nov 2015 #52

If I even remotely implied certain Bernie supporters were assholes I would be out of here so randys1 Nov 2015 #56

This message was self-deleted by its author Ed Suspicious Nov 2015 #58

A 2nd time you called us assholes. Hey, the double standard here is well known... randys1 Nov 2015 #61

This message was self-deleted by its author Ed Suspicious Nov 2015 #64

looks like those self deletes were a wide move lol Sheepshank Nov 2015 #121

Who deleted what? randys1 Nov 2015 #122

you made several references to someone who has since self deleted several posts Sheepshank Nov 2015 #136

Says the guy who stepped into the thread without a mirror. n/t JTFrog Nov 2015 #59

This message was self-deleted by its author Ed Suspicious Nov 2015 #60

You have the power. n/t JTFrog Nov 2015 #65

Ed, you clearly don't have a clue how anything works. Nitram Nov 2015 #68

k&r Little Star Nov 2015 #2

Great. How about breaking up too big to fail banks with long histories of breaking the law? think Nov 2015 #3

I covered it in Point No. 9. n/t cosmicone Nov 2015 #6

By spouting complete nonsense. Brilliant! think Nov 2015 #9

Well the point is that a diverse mix of banks.... Armstead Nov 2015 #17

not necessary TheFarseer Nov 2015 #168

You nailed it. think Nov 2015 #169

OMFG...that was brilliant Sheepshank Nov 2015 #4

Ha! Love it! NurseJackie Nov 2015 #5

Too funny.. ismnotwasm Nov 2015 #7

Have you ever though of taking an arts and crafts class? Just to stay occupied. Autumn Nov 2015 #8

Writing is an art and a craft, too. MineralMan Nov 2015 #14

wow...you just can't ever turn it off, can you Sheepshank Nov 2015 #15

Oh come on. Her OP was funny and I responded. There are better things than being forced to support Autumn Nov 2015 #23

Doesn't Bernie have free tuition for such classes? Great idea! n/t cosmicone Nov 2015 #16

You are so right. We can all take college classes too. Autumn Nov 2015 #21

I did take a class in the art of swatting flies. Does that count? William769 Nov 2015 #22

what a thing to be proud of marym625 Nov 2015 #84

Flies are just like trolls, irritating and not wanted. William769 Nov 2015 #88

and sometimes, trolls look just like democrats on the outside marym625 Nov 2015 #94

I know. Just take a look at Bernie. William769 Nov 2015 #95

Funny, sounds just like something a troll would say. marym625 Nov 2015 #100

So much for third way. William769 Nov 2015 #118

Isn't advocating for super delegates undemocratic? marym625 Nov 2015 #129

What? ismnotwasm Nov 2015 #134

+1000 nt Live and Learn Nov 2015 #172

+1000 nt Live and Learn Nov 2015 #171

Thank you for showing us who you are artislife Nov 2015 #166

Well done. cwydro Nov 2015 #10

K&R for all the time it took for you to write this. MineralMan Nov 2015 #11

Aiming to be the ConservaDem version of Third Way Manny? Armstead Nov 2015 #12

I have so much to learn from Manny. cosmicone Nov 2015 #18

But he's funnier Armstead Nov 2015 #20

No he isn't. Bobbie Jo Nov 2015 #31

His threads sure are. A lot of laughter in any Manny thread. Autumn Nov 2015 #32

That's true. Not just "You tell 'em." Armstead Nov 2015 #40

Not even a little bit Hekate Nov 2015 #161

Well... the guys in the Conservative Cave certainly like him... Squinch Nov 2015 #178

Conservative political comedy always falls flat. Ed Suspicious Nov 2015 #26

Conservative political "comedy" always falls flat. frylock Nov 2015 #77

Thanks for the edit. Much better. Ed Suspicious Nov 2015 #78

I'm here to help. frylock Nov 2015 #79

All conservative politics is "comedy." [n/t] Maedhros Nov 2015 #93

really? OKNancy Nov 2015 #37

Conservatives are inherently non funny AgingAmerican Nov 2015 #102

... freshwest Nov 2015 #13

Excellent. I really enjoyed this. leftofcool Nov 2015 #19

K AND R! JaneyVee Nov 2015 #24

Message auto-removed Name removed Nov 2015 #25

Gee, I think I might start leaning towards Hillary retrowire Nov 2015 #28

Now you get to completely disregard science and statistics too! Metric System Nov 2015 #29

Too mean! Cobalt Violet Nov 2015 #30

Jury results zappaman Nov 2015 #33

Thanks for this PSA. DURHAM D Nov 2015 #34

I was on the jury also. Admiral Loinpresser Nov 2015 #35

The Jury responses were much funnier than the post Armstead Nov 2015 #71

Yeah, They Were! No Matter Armstead, When Someone Has To ChiciB1 Nov 2015 #127

Not Gonna Fall For "Being PUNKED!" ChiciB1 Nov 2015 #128

#6 and 7 are on point Hekate Nov 2015 #164

K&R. Perfect! DanTex Nov 2015 #36

Bravo UglyGreed Nov 2015 #38

I am trying to figure out the Alert. DURHAM D Nov 2015 #41

I felt honored that they had to make up some outrage cosmicone Nov 2015 #42

You just didn't read between the lines closely enough and then add ... 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2015 #62

That is complicated. DURHAM D Nov 2015 #82

NO!!!!! Anything more, or less, than 62.5 degrees will trigger the auto-destruct feature!!!!!! 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2015 #108

Ha! sheshe2 Nov 2015 #151

Hilarious treestar Nov 2015 #43

too funny. I find #5 to be one of the more hilarious stupidicus Nov 2015 #44

Well said and written. Number 10 explains the majority of OP's in GD:P, at DU lately. Fred Sanders Nov 2015 #46

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE workinclasszero Nov 2015 #48

Now that is a work of art BainsBane Nov 2015 #49

I wish I could write that well. DemocratSinceBirth Nov 2015 #50

Thanks for the satire. Nitram Nov 2015 #51

META PowerToThePeople Nov 2015 #53

What's a "crapton"? n/t 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2015 #66

Slightly more than a shitload. bunnies Nov 2015 #86

wow another post written entirely for shit stirring 2pooped2pop Nov 2015 #55

I love your ID. The visual is striking. n/t cosmicone Nov 2015 #111

I TRIED HEAVILY LEANING AND I FELL OVER. now my doctor has me on muscle relaxants.... Agnosticsherbet Nov 2015 #57

Well ... Take heart ... 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2015 #70

LOL Agnosticsherbet Nov 2015 #72

I know. You've been watching Greg Gutfeld and Kennedy on Fux News, right? Armstead Nov 2015 #69

I don't watch Faux news .. but I will if you highly recommend it. n/t cosmicone Nov 2015 #80

I do. It's a great source of bad humor. Armstead Nov 2015 #97

K&R. Hillarious! Thanks for the laugh! lunamagica Nov 2015 #73

Cool story. frylock Nov 2015 #76

Some good, funny stuff in there! It would have been even better if you stuck to truth. cui bono Nov 2015 #81

Thank you for the feedback. I'll try to do better to please everyone. n/t cosmicone Nov 2015 #83

Hum, didn't turn the way you expected to, hey, comicone? BeanMusical Nov 2015 #85

I think it turned out better than I expected !! n/t cosmicone Nov 2015 #91

"I think it turned ot" BeanMusical Nov 2015 #104

Thanks for catching that. I'm not good at spelling. n/t cosmicone Nov 2015 #126

I never noticed. BeanMusical Nov 2015 #131

Welcome to the good guys! Spirochete Nov 2015 #87

Roflmao!!! BeanMusical Nov 2015 #106

Now, that was funny! leftofcool Nov 2015 #137

Great stuff. Especially #8 oasis Nov 2015 #89

Brilliant! Reminiscent of a Daily Show bit redstateblues Nov 2015 #92

LOL, this is great, I love GOOD satire... Spazito Nov 2015 #96

A lot of Hillary supporters butt hurt today AgingAmerican Nov 2015 #101

If this was at least clever or humorous LiberalLovinLug Nov 2015 #109

You read all THAT in my post Professor? Thanks for the insight. n/t cosmicone Nov 2015 #114

You're welcome LiberalLovinLug Nov 2015 #130

Perfect! Bobbie Jo Nov 2015 #115

Bravo! I may share this with my friends at Hillary HQ brooklynite Nov 2015 #117

Don't miss Part 2. DURHAM D Nov 2015 #167

Do you really believe Hillary would cheer this effort? Spitfire of ATJ Nov 2015 #119

She would LHFAO. n/t fleabiscuit Nov 2015 #124

You're probably right. She gave a maniacal laugh over Gaddafi. Spitfire of ATJ Nov 2015 #138

NAILED IT! N/T! fleabiscuit Nov 2015 #123

I guess this is better than the usual islamophobic asshattery we get from you. So Guy Whitey Corngood Nov 2015 #133

Results LiberalArkie Nov 2015 #139

Wrong assumption on your part. cosmicone Nov 2015 #141

That's what they all say. Your posting history is there for all to see. We could ask some of your Guy Whitey Corngood Nov 2015 #147

You support Hillary. Fine. I like Bernie. LibDemAlways Nov 2015 #143

I linked to this from another site. Control-Z Nov 2015 #144

You make a persuasive case BainsBane Nov 2015 #145

Dr. Sardonic(us), is that you? Babel_17 Nov 2015 #146

Ahh... snarky stinkbait! 99Forever Nov 2015 #149

That was really, really, really, really clever. mhatrw Nov 2015 #150

OMG! sheshe2 Nov 2015 #152

A+ for the smartest kid in the room Rose Siding Nov 2015 #153

Be careful, don't fall! Gloria Nov 2015 #154

Do you have any facebook polls showing Bernie won? moobu2 Nov 2015 #155

LOL SunSeeker Nov 2015 #157

Splat. I NOTICE BERNIE HAS FREED UP YOUR INNER-SHOUTER, TOO. THIS IS HEALTHY. Hekate Nov 2015 #158

Having read this post, I think this DUer is baiting us to respond! akbacchus_BC Nov 2015 #163

Home run! Jamaal510 Nov 2015 #165

Home runs are great... yuiyoshida Nov 2015 #174

True, but there's no mighty bat flip in football: Jamaal510 Nov 2015 #175

TRUE BUT yuiyoshida Nov 2015 #176

Leonard Pinth Garnell smiles upon you. nt MannyGoldstein Nov 2015 #170

This message was self-deleted by its author DesertRat Nov 2015 #173

Congratulations. rjsquirrel Nov 2015 #177

I agree with you all over the place. Squinch Nov 2015 #182

This type of bullshit snark simply reinforces the entitlement attitude of the Clinton supporters davidpdx Nov 2015 #181

I'll love to see you comment similarly cosmicone Nov 2015 #183

I do davidpdx Nov 2015 #184