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2016 Postmortem

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jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
Sat Oct 22, 2016, 07:16 PM Oct 2016

Who is renting all those buses? [View all]


Okay, so the Trumpsters have figured out the plot to load up buses with illegal immigrant registered dead people voters, which was a real trick since we had to match up all of the death notices of the roughly 2.6 million dead people with registered voter datbases, get the lists of names, and match up the illegals with the list of names they are supposed to use at the different polling places and get them assigned in groups to the buses that will hit those polling places.

But, I'm trying to figure out that if we can fit them on school buses, two to a seat, then that works out to be 72 per bus, tops.

Let's give them a one-hour per poll, to unload, vote, get back on, and go to the next poll, then each bus can hit, say, a dozen polling places.

So, for each busload, we get 864 votes.

Now, the margin between Romney and Obama in Indiana was over 267,000 votes, requiring 300 buses to break even.

Since Trump is so fabulous, we're going to need at least twice that many buses, probably closer to 600 - each one making twelve stops with a full load of 72 fake voters.

Do you think anyone in the bus charter business in Indiana - or any of the 600 bus operator licensees who are going to be driving these buses - are going to be able to keep their mouths shut?

Where are all these buses being chartered, and who is driving them?
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Who is renting all those buses? [View all] jberryhill Oct 2016 OP
I think you are forgetting the aliens from Mars part of the equation! Madam45for2923 Oct 2016 #1
Yes. It's the space aliens Turbineguy Oct 2016 #49
Don't forget that they will need to have fake ID's made with their picture and the dead person's nam SharonAnn Oct 2016 #56
You are also forgetting several truckloads of air freshener... forgotmylogin Oct 2016 #65
The alt-right claims they will be saltpoint Oct 2016 #2
Oh my jberryhill Oct 2016 #7
"observing the borders" Shivaraja Oct 2016 #17
What are they going to do? Ahpook Oct 2016 #62
Your expecting the Trumpers to do math? liberal N proud Oct 2016 #3
Good one!!!! MyOwnPeace Oct 2016 #18
Yeah, they can only count up to 19 sarge43 Oct 2016 #36
This message was self-deleted by its author njcpa1978 Oct 2016 #48
Message auto-removed Name removed Oct 2016 #60
the Indiana AG backtracked bigly on her charges. did you see that? somebody linked it here. Gabi Hayes Oct 2016 #4
Do you have a link to that post? Control-Z Oct 2016 #9
nope...she said something to make what they were doing sound a tiny bit less racist Gabi Hayes Oct 2016 #12
Maybe the Democrats will just use Uber to get them to the right places to vote? csziggy Oct 2016 #5
Maybe Uber will give a discount. texanwitch Oct 2016 #42
So is that how my ME Uber chauffeur neighbor just got himself a brand new black Lincoln that barely InkAddict Oct 2016 #50
We can get four in our little Prius csziggy Oct 2016 #54
I thought buses were for dead people? LisaL Oct 2016 #6
Like this one? jberryhill Oct 2016 #8
AB FAB! Gabi Hayes Oct 2016 #11
Next thing you know, Breibarf will post this picture ThoughtCriminal Oct 2016 #21
Use the Taco Trucks! procon Oct 2016 #10
Fooking Brilliant! jberryhill Oct 2016 #13
You could fit at least 10 per taco truck underpants Oct 2016 #19
Double that count. TexasTowelie Oct 2016 #33
Good one. Lolz nt okaawhatever Oct 2016 #25
and how are the charges going to be reported on the fec filings? that would be an awfully niyad Oct 2016 #14
Doesn't George Soros pay for them? jberryhill Oct 2016 #16
All the school buses will be used since they are part of the world intelligentsia's plot. TeamPooka Oct 2016 #15
Poll worker: "okay ...Mrs. Gladys Worthington this way to vote" underpants Oct 2016 #22
No, Gladys wear green shirt, my name Seamus Ian O'Shaunnesy IV jberryhill Oct 2016 #24
Maybe they are talking about something like this BumRushDaShow Oct 2016 #27
Please remember to tip your waiter. randome Oct 2016 #38
If they took out the pool, they could fit 10 more seats....nt Wounded Bear Oct 2016 #53
please open the pod door. InkAddict Oct 2016 #55
True story but BumRushDaShow Oct 2016 #72
When I worked at the polls, they're were a bunch of church buses scscholar Oct 2016 #28
Aha! The church buses jberryhill Oct 2016 #35
267,000 people will fit in one bus. toddwv Oct 2016 #29
SHHHHH!!!! OldRedneck Oct 2016 #32
They're FEMA buses currently parks in the tunnels under Walmart where Antonin Scalia is being held Snake Plissken Oct 2016 #34
And we can round up gun owners on the way back to the FEMA camps jberryhill Oct 2016 #37
Hey! Union wages! Bus drivers! longship Oct 2016 #39
"Bring out your dead!" randome Oct 2016 #40
Aw Jeez... WHO TOOK A PICTURE? jberryhill Oct 2016 #41
The causal clothes will be the disguise. texanwitch Oct 2016 #45
No no- they've got them all staged at the FEMA camps, & they're sending them out on FEMA buses NBachers Oct 2016 #43
I think your numbers are just a bit off jmowreader Oct 2016 #44
Jockeys! jberryhill Oct 2016 #47
Are there enough jockeys in Indiana to make it worth our while? jmowreader Oct 2016 #70
we need a new bumper sticker for Trumpsters elmac Oct 2016 #46
Liberals are brilliant! justgamma Oct 2016 #51
Numbers worse; FReak sites sagely say Ds have switched to cars cause Ts are onto the bus scheme. Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2016 #57
Omfg - what about lunch for everyone jberryhill Oct 2016 #66
That's why I like the taco truck option GopherGal Oct 2016 #67
Yeah.. How about FEMA Taco Trucks! jberryhill Oct 2016 #69
All part of Project X with the UN Roland99 Oct 2016 #58
Don't forget to hit up the Memory wings at the nursing homes. InkAddict Oct 2016 #59
Leasepay peaksay inay odecay. Enay etay. mahatmakanejeeves Oct 2016 #61
Thank you for this. susanna Oct 2016 #63
Use Trump Math where you just "feel" like a billionaire. Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2016 #64
I've got a CDL and will drive a bus, plus we'll pick up the Trump-vote-by-mail Snarkoleptic Oct 2016 #68
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