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In reply to the discussion: FSU Student: It's great that he is unharmed, but this is just stupid. [View all]cbayer
(146,218 posts)Briefly checking back in, but wanted to give you a big slap on the back.
I think you've just about got them all in here. At any rate, you're closer than anyone I have ever seen before.
I'm going to give you a big !!!111!!DAWKINS!!11111!! just for that. And if you can do one better than this, I might give you the secret to other ways of knowing. Shhhhhh. That's just between us.
So as long as you don't call obvious jackasses, well
. jackasses, you should be getting your promotion any moment.
(If you want the secret code book to any of this, just PM me. I'll give it to you because you are nicer than some of your compatriots. You said so yourself.
Pay no attention to the noise this might create. It's merely the calling of the sirens. Resist, I beg you.
Extra bonus points: If you can place the 4 memes mentioned in this post in order beginning with the oldest to the newest and include the dates of their birth, I will, at no additional cost to you, pray for you or give you a ticket for an exorcism of your choice. Since i believe in neither, they are equally worthless.