US national soccer team player Robbie Rogers comes out and retires

[MrCoffee]

3. I, for one, am disgusted...

Don't quit soccer, Robbie, you're too good! I know there have been injury issues lately, and the MLS rights trade clearly stings, but come to Seattle, man; we healed Zakuani's double leg fracture, we healed Gspurning's hip, we healed Grandpa Keller, we'll heal your ankles no problem and you'll be good to go. Screw Columbus, screw Chicago, they're jokers. We're fun here in Seattle, we've got rain and fake turf and rabid fans. You'll love it here. Ok, maybe London has rain, but screw them too.

Don't quit soccer, Robbie, you have 18 senior caps and, more importantly, scored against Mexico. That right there earns you our respect and admiration. Don't retire! The USMNT needs you, or else we're stuck with Jermaine Jones. Why do you hate us, to stick us with Jermaine Jones???

Don't quit soccer, Robbie, the game needs you!