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In reply to the discussion: STOCK MARKET WATCH -- Tuesday, 22 May 2012 [View all]westerebus
(2,976 posts)Commenting on the need to go kayaking off the Florida coast, left authorities no choice in their determination to launch an extensive investigation into the migration patterns of a sting-ray kissing male figure known to have associates with a notorious reputation in the counter culture wars.
The US navy has requested an additional billion in preparation funding as both kayaking and sting-rays fall under their jurisdiction. Meanwhile, the State Department met with Canadian authorities over concerns a well known woodsman had completed something called "the kitchen project".
It is possible the "kitchen project" was not connected to an outcropping of coded messages referring to a French speaking member of the Breakfast at Tiffany's club who's last location was somewhere in North Carolina. The white house refused to comment when asked if croissants were served during the last G8 meeting.
Member's of Congress went on record as saying they have grave concerns as to the state of the Nation during these trying times.