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SCantiGOP

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28. I can top your Ford taco-eating
Thu Dec 29, 2016, 11:13 AM
Dec 2016

In 1984 poor old doomed Walter Mondale ventured down from Minnesota to South Carolina during the campaign (SC had voted for Carter in 1976, so it wasn't a totally futile effort).
In the coastal town of Beaufort he attended a fundraiser that had a shrimp boil. Boiled (usually pronounced more like 'bald') shrimp take a little bit of effort to remove the shell and dip in sauce before eating.
Mondale had his second shrimp in his hand but seemed reluctant to eat it because he was still chewing the first one. That was when he commented "they sure are crunchy" and we realized he had not removed the shell.

He should have taken a lesson from Strom Thurmond. I (twice) saw Thurmond at events that had boiled shrimp and he would ask some young intern to peel him some. After they had about 40-50 in a pile he would eat a couple, fold the rest in a napkin and put it in his pocket saying, "I'll take these home to Nancy." We could all imagine how, 4 or 5 days later, the smell would send someone to check his coat pocket in the closet.

I've never watched any of the Rocky or Godfather movies csziggy Dec 2016 #1
I don't care for violence in film milestogo Dec 2016 #3
I especially love old sci fi movies with terrible special effects csziggy Dec 2016 #9
That is so sad pressbox69 Dec 2016 #32
I've seen lots of clips from both movie series csziggy Dec 2016 #36
Here's my confession... FrankfurtCat Dec 2016 #2
I've never watched Seinfeld or the Simsons Ron Obvious Dec 2016 #4
I've never watched Simpsons or South Park. milestogo Dec 2016 #6
Oh, and not South Park or Family Guy either n/t Ron Obvious Dec 2016 #10
"I've never seen Star Wars." - you're not the only one. n/t PoliticAverse Dec 2016 #5
This is really terrible: Auggie Dec 2016 #7
I first voted in the presidential election in 1976 and I voted for Gerald Ford. milestogo Dec 2016 #8
Me too!!! LeftInTX Dec 2016 #15
!! milestogo Dec 2016 #16
He was from Michigan for Pete's sake. TexasBushwhacker Dec 2016 #27
I can top your Ford taco-eating SCantiGOP Dec 2016 #28
God forgive me for this Danmel Dec 2016 #62
Like me. pressbox69 Dec 2016 #33
Don't feel bad, jack69 Dec 2016 #51
I was a young republican in high school and through by sophmore year of college. briv1016 Dec 2016 #54
I fell asleep during Star Wars, I thought it was stupid Skittles Dec 2016 #11
I stayed awake for Star Wars, FrankfurtCat Dec 2016 #12
Mine is worse: LeftInTX Dec 2016 #13
THANK YOU Skittles Dec 2016 #14
By no means. Ron Obvious Dec 2016 #19
Whew, thought this was more "terrible". OK, never saw any of the UTUSN Dec 2016 #17
Hates the Cowboys?! FrankfurtCat Dec 2016 #24
so I made the terrible? UTUSN Dec 2016 #25
Ding! Ding! Ding! FrankfurtCat Dec 2016 #39
ouch! OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #64
They *do*?!1 Except for their DU fans here, the ones I've seen are ruffian barbarians!1 n/t UTUSN Jan 2017 #65
I promise Dak and Zeke would love you. OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #67
Actually, I know zilch about sports: I was IN THE BAND!1 UTUSN Jan 2017 #70
I will sort of find out about that next season OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #71
I was in the band too; FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #77
Ever thought about soccer? UTUSN Jan 2017 #82
I really do like soccer as well-(the REAL football) FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #91
W Bush once waved at me and I waved back... Ron Obvious Dec 2016 #18
I was a few feet from the limo of Poppy Bush milestogo Dec 2016 #20
I turned my back to w while standing on Westwood Blvd in W. L. A....so did the thousands of... Tikki Jan 2017 #69
I hated "The Godfather". Laffy Kat Dec 2016 #21
Sorry Laffy Cat SCantiGOP Dec 2016 #29
I know it is! And I feel terrible about hating it. Laffy Kat Dec 2016 #48
I walked out of Reservoir Dogs TexasBushwhacker Jan 2017 #74
Oddly, I use to detest Quentin Tarantino and his movies. Laffy Kat Jan 2017 #79
I like most of his movies since then TexasBushwhacker Jan 2017 #80
He does use what I consider gratuitous violence. Laffy Kat Jan 2017 #81
I've never seen "The Godfather." hunter Jan 2017 #84
I have never seen an episode of Breaking Bad... Callmecrazy Dec 2016 #22
Aarghhhh SCantiGOP Dec 2016 #30
Mentioning Breaking Bad in the same HeartachesNhangovers Dec 2016 #47
Yeah NobodyHere Jan 2017 #89
Ha - I had not seen an episode of Breaking Bad either moonscape Jan 2017 #86
I think there Jamaal510 Dec 2016 #23
I killed my best friend in a trifling quarrel over a pocket knife. Orrex Dec 2016 #26
If only you had received good instruction as a child FSogol Dec 2016 #43
Oh, sure. NOW you tell me. Orrex Dec 2016 #45
You're trying to one-up Ben Carson? True Dough Dec 2016 #55
I can't Hula hoop Brother Buzz Dec 2016 #31
I never dated Mark Harmon or George Clooney milestogo Dec 2016 #34
I hate football. femmocrat Dec 2016 #35
I live in Wisconsin and I don't drink milk or beer milestogo Dec 2016 #40
LOL femmocrat Dec 2016 #42
I've lived in the deep South for 27 years... Dulcinea Dec 2016 #57
More for me! OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #66
We just got our first Krispy Kremes here in Alaska a few months ago.., FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #90
I'd sure be thinking of excuses OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #92
I would drive to Anchorage every day, if I could, and Crispy Creme would be my first stop! FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #94
I have been asking myself that very question for years. OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #95
There used to be 2 Dunkin Donuts in Anchorage, but they left years ago also. FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #96
I keep wishing both sides of every football game could lose ... MountainFool Dec 2016 #56
I remember hearing a line a movie once... kairos12 Dec 2016 #59
Okayyyy here goes.. pressbox69 Dec 2016 #37
I don't drive. smirkymonkey Jan 2017 #100
I shot a man in Reno, Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2016 #38
I lived in Germany for 6 years and never drank a single beer. kairos12 Dec 2016 #41
Did they finally deport you? milestogo Dec 2016 #44
OK THAT'S IT Skittles Dec 2016 #52
Skittles--LOL kairos12 Dec 2016 #58
Such a brat! nt PassingFair Dec 2016 #60
That just leaves more for everyone else ... I doubt they minded. nt eppur_se_muova Dec 2016 #53
I gave Sister Grace Marie ploppy Dec 2016 #46
You're going to hell for the "Seinfeld" thing. Laffy Kat Dec 2016 #49
Just thought of two others, please don't hate me: Laffy Kat Dec 2016 #50
I had a friend that described tomatoes as "embryonic" TexasBushwhacker Jan 2017 #73
I live on Long Island and I cannot stand Billy Joel Danmel Dec 2016 #61
I shot the Sheriff, Sunriser13 Jan 2017 #63
I have 'big hair'. Tikki Jan 2017 #68
That's only "hers" because she bought it n/t TexasBushwhacker Jan 2017 #72
The higher the hair... Sedona Jan 2017 #76
Or the straighter, flatter the hair the bigger the curlers.... Tikki Jan 2017 #78
Like this? TexasBushwhacker Jan 2017 #85
I think she has hairy bugs growing on her eyelids. milestogo Jan 2017 #102
I've never seen Fight Club TexasBushwhacker Jan 2017 #75
I once collected money for Jerry's kids... Yurovsky Jan 2017 #83
The only TV shows I will watch are Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead steve2470 Jan 2017 #87
I have finished Atlas Shrugged, but not Moby Dick. alarimer Jan 2017 #88
I really like taterguy's posts Doug.Goodall Jan 2017 #93
I'm watching "Fraggle Rock"... FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #97
I slept through it. astral Jan 2017 #98
I hate The Eagles, Friends and Seinfeld. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2017 #99
This is really bad. smirkymonkey Jan 2017 #101
I was tried to school the President... HipChick Jan 2017 #103
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