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11. I was in the 1st grade and we were on the playground before school started

Reply to Laura PourMeADrink (Original post)

Mon Apr 28, 2014, 02:22 PM

Apr 2014

and someone noticed I had my t-shirt on backwards. Everybody laughed at me. My older brother brought me into the boys' bathroom, pulled my short off and handed back so I coukd put it on correctly. They knew my t-shirt was on backwards because the pocket was on my shoilder blade instead of my chest.

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What's your most embarrassing moment from grammar school ? [View all] Laura PourMeADrink Apr 2014 OP

I can't remember any not-embarrassing moments. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2014 #1

funny. if there are that many episodes - surely you Laura PourMeADrink Apr 2014 #33

The only one that clearly comes to mind right now The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2014 #37

Sneaked Into The School Playground On A None School Day grilled onions Apr 2014 #2

Once I was selected for an out of school chorus Bluzmann57 Apr 2014 #3

I was teacher's pet Ron Obvious Apr 2014 #4

Asshole siligut Apr 2014 #25

Mine was the time when, frogmarch Apr 2014 #5

I am so sorry IcyPeas Apr 2014 #8

I am sorry about what frogmarch Apr 2014 #9

Teachers like yours should be charged with... Fridays Child Apr 2014 #24

Nowadays they would be, frogmarch Apr 2014 #27

omg - that's hysterical - and cruel all in one. Laura PourMeADrink Apr 2014 #28

During kindergarten warrior1 Apr 2014 #6

roflmao Laura PourMeADrink Apr 2014 #29

My class was on the playground playing a game for P.E. Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #7

We were coloing in kindergarten and I nonchalantly peed my pants. rug Apr 2014 #10

I was in the 1st grade and we were on the playground before school started Jenoch Apr 2014 #11

I couldn't color! hamsterjill Apr 2014 #12

Same here! I still remember being shouted at for not colouring a picture of cows neatly LeftishBrit Apr 2014 #16

When my 1rst grade teacher saw me reading. Archae Apr 2014 #13

I was also an early reader; and when I was in hospital, one of the doctors wouldn't believe that LeftishBrit Apr 2014 #18

Being falsely accused of smearing crap on the bathroom walls Kaleva Apr 2014 #14

I was absolutely terrible at handwriting, and my worst moments were when they tried to teach me to LeftishBrit Apr 2014 #15

Accidentally peeing and projectile vomiting lovemydog Apr 2014 #17

She said grade school - not college lame54 Apr 2014 #20

I started early lovemydog Apr 2014 #35

Mine was... lame54 Apr 2014 #19

When I gave wrong answer in science class Generic Brad Apr 2014 #21

yikes - where was this? can't imagine - he must have Laura PourMeADrink Apr 2014 #32

Good old Catholic school Generic Brad Apr 2014 #42

I threw up all over my Iowa Test Ino Apr 2014 #22

omg - that's hysterical !!! Laura PourMeADrink Apr 2014 #30

Most of it Populist_Prole Apr 2014 #23

Peed my pants... Inkfreak Apr 2014 #26

Show and Tell - around 3rd grade - to talk about Laura PourMeADrink Apr 2014 #31

Once I peed myself during a spelling game in second grade My Good Babushka Apr 2014 #34

Sat down in a chair full of pee left behind by another student. bluedigger Apr 2014 #36

I used to wear a ponytail... countryjake Apr 2014 #38

Pooped in my panties! I'm not sure what grade - maybe 2-3. Now as an adult I think I must have patricia92243 Apr 2014 #39

Deploying the comic book mail-order stink bomb Brother Buzz Apr 2014 #40

I am 50 years old and remember exactly 2 of my elementary school teacher's names OriginalGeek Apr 2014 #41

Jeez... RobinA Apr 2014 #45

I had a teacher like that in kindergarten alarimer Apr 2014 #48

"What I learned that day was fuck the system and stick it to the man ..." Scuba May 2014 #52

I was slugged in the back of my head, Jamaal510 Apr 2014 #43

It is a wonder we make it out of school... 3catwoman3 Apr 2014 #44

In Second Grade RobinA Apr 2014 #46

Wow what a story. So....what happened to Randy? Was Laura PourMeADrink Apr 2014 #47

Randy RobinA Apr 2014 #49

Santa and the Indian NJCher Apr 2014 #50

It was 8th grade graduation. greatauntoftriplets May 2014 #51

Either messing with my K teacher's head or fainting during Christmas pageant rehearsal. politicat May 2014 #53

That would be when I lost the teachers wedding ring. amerikat May 2014 #54

After-lunch recess first grade, 1956. It was fun to fill our waxed paper sandwich bags with gravel marzipanni May 2014 #55