Share your ideas for stopping tornados [View all]

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	Hasn't Obama passed a national windspeed limit yet? Another broken campaign promise
	0 (0%)
	Build a big mountain range across the flatlands
	0 (0%)
	Detonate hydrogen bombs during thunderstorms to frighten the evil tornado spirits
	1 (33%)
	Lots of fans could spin the air around in the opposite direction
	0 (0%)
	If we elected all the tornados to Congress, at least they'd go DC instead of hanging around here
	1 (33%)
	Spraying tons of LSD into the air on breezy days would disorient the wind
	0 (0%)
	We just need throw more virgins into volcanos
	1 (33%)
	Let's make friends with them so they'll stop acting out
	0 (0%)
	Move Kansas somewhere out of the way during tornado season
	0 (0%)
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