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90. She bore Romo's spawn: Lil' Romo.

Thu Oct 17, 2013, 01:04 PM

Oct 2013

madinmaryland was recently convicted of election fraud: she had 6 Brazilian nationals vote for her in an election. When she lost the election, she demanded a recount, saying, "Come on, I had 6 Brazilian votes! That's way more than anyone else! Wait, how many is a Brazilian, again?"

This made her lawyer, Orrex Esq., laugh out loud and pee his pants. (Just a little.)

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Post in this thread, and I will make up some crap about you. [View all] Dr. Strange Oct 2013 OP

In! OriginalGeek Oct 2013 #1

During your college days... Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #2

Lee had good weed. OriginalGeek Oct 2013 #3

He was all up in your house with dis weed. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #4

Can you make it not be about cats? Bertha Venation Oct 2013 #5

Rumor has it... Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #6

I dreamed about that very thing last week! Bertha Venation Oct 2013 #57

Can I have your autograph? Dash87 Oct 2013 #7

I have several... Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #8

I'm here hibbing Oct 2013 #9

You ARE here. Like a Rascal Flatts song. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #11

I heard you once antiquie Oct 2013 #10

Lies! Pure, pulpy lies! Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #15

Groovy! Still Blue in PDX Oct 2013 #12

You are noteworthy... Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #16

Do your worst, strange one. n/t Chan790 Oct 2013 #13

Your passport was revoked... Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #17

OK, but only if you accept this extra challenge. Make up all the crap you want... MiddleFingerMom Oct 2013 #14

Dammit, that's my favorite letter! Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #18

Okay, try a newbie. n/t SamYeager Oct 2013 #19

Welcome to the DU! Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #20

I'm game.....have at it! NRaleighLiberal Oct 2013 #21

You are a game. You're backgammon, you are! Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #22

O-No! I must have been drunk at the time! NRaleighLiberal Oct 2013 #26

Thanks, Dr. Strange, but no thanks. Aristus Oct 2013 #23

No one says no thanks to the Dr. Strange! Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #25

I'm in, nt Broken_Hero Oct 2013 #24

You sport a Superman avatar... Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #27

I all ready had that tuna fish.... Broken_Hero Oct 2013 #35

This is too good to miss. El Supremo Oct 2013 #28

El Supremo suffers from a rare form of Avataria... Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #30

I tried going on the wagon once. El Supremo Oct 2013 #31

There is NOTHING you can make up about me! mysuzuki2 Oct 2013 #29

See, I told you he couldn't make up anything about me. mysuzuki2 Oct 2013 #38

mysuzuki2 used to play Ronald McDonald for restaurant openings. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #41

I`ll give you some help and the truth about me walkerbait41 Oct 2013 #32

Oh, it will be had at! Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #42

Ooooh pick me, pick me! Callmecrazy Oct 2013 #33

You're picked. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #44

Go ahead taterguy Oct 2013 #34

^^^What does this post say? Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #46

You replied to me in another thread taterguy Oct 2013 #69

I don't MAKE DU suck. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #74

This better be good graywarrior Oct 2013 #36

graywarrior never had a duck taped to the wall. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #47

Taking the bulls by the horns, HIT ME! applegrove Oct 2013 #37

applegrove brought a civil suit against Johnny Appleseed... Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #48

Gloria AllRedDelicious, LOL! applegrove Oct 2013 #49

I like Taterguy PuffedMica Oct 2013 #39

And a lousy "since" of direction. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #59

Ha! A group of emoticons is called a rabble PuffedMica Oct 2013 #73

Ok, I bit. But take it easy on an old man, awright? trof Oct 2013 #40

I'll take it easy on that retired old fart. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #60

I love grey! Paulie Oct 2013 #43

I only like 32 of the 50 shades of gray. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #61

Go for it. westerebus Oct 2013 #45

I'm going. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #63

Those case records were sealed. westerebus Oct 2013 #72

What you got on me, Dr.? Incitatus Oct 2013 #50

Oh, I got lots of fake stuff on you. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #64

Straggling in, but willing. nolabear Oct 2013 #51

Hello, straggler. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #65

Three. nolabear Oct 2013 #68

Thanks for the laughs... russspeakeasy Oct 2013 #52

Funny stuff hibbing Oct 2013 #54

You're welcome. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #66

This is true... I once had a tee-shirt made up after you... MrMickeysMom Oct 2013 #53

That's Dr. Strainge, PhD, dammit! Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #67

Nope, not gonna do it HarveyDarkey Oct 2013 #55

Too late--you did it. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #75

Hi! darkangel218 Oct 2013 #56

Stop that! You're no angel! Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #76

This shall be interesting raptor_rider Oct 2013 #58

Wow, you've been here longer than I. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #78

Okay Doc, but try as you might to make up some crap... bluesbassman Oct 2013 #62

It's all true! Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #79

So, what didn't I do this time? In_The_Wind Oct 2013 #70

You snuck into the Lounge bedroom... Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #80

Let's see what ya got. :^) GreenPartyVoter Oct 2013 #71

I got the stuff. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #81

LOL Thanks! :^D GreenPartyVoter Oct 2013 #91

I'll bite... Earth_First Oct 2013 #77

No you won't--you can't handle the tooth! Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #82

In the words of Pat Benatar, hit me with your best shot. Arugula Latte Oct 2013 #83

Watch out, I'm a heartbreaker. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #85

Well, uh, maybe I'm really a superhero and that is my cape... Arugula Latte Oct 2013 #87

Me too! Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #88

You may not need to make stuff up. Reality is bad enough. NNadir Oct 2013 #84

It is bad. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #86

Nice try, TZ. We all know how much she loves Tony Romo. madinmaryland Oct 2013 #89

She bore Romo's spawn: Lil' Romo. Dr. Strange Oct 2013 #90