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21. my a** still hurts ...

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 08:56 PM

Jan 2013

and I'M STILL WAITING FOR AN APOLOGY ...

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So,.....how badly did I embarrass myself last night? I have no memory of events after 9:00 pm or so! [View all] ohiosmith Jan 2013 OP

We had all the evidence erased - you owe us 100 bucks. n/t PoliticAverse Jan 2013 #1

Was there a body? If not,.....$100.00 seems a tad high! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #6

Don't ask too many questions, but there are 3 admins to bribe... n/t PoliticAverse Jan 2013 #7

Um, LeftofObama Jan 2013 #2

I am so very, very sorry! Can you ever forgive me? If not,....I understand! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #9

You have to go to GD and LeftofObama Jan 2013 #11

You'll be hearing from my attorney. Brigid Jan 2013 #3

I think I already have! Is she with Dewey, Cheatem and Howe? ohiosmith Jan 2013 #10

Nope. Brigid Jan 2013 #16

You're the guy that was pounding Sazeracs, right? Heh. Moondog Jan 2013 #4

So,....you didn't see or hear anything? ohiosmith Jan 2013 #14

Nope. And I don't sign anything. Ever. But, as I said Moondog Jan 2013 #15

Well In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #5

There were Post Mortems? Mortems,....plural? ohiosmith Jan 2013 #17

There were private messages. Yes, that's plural. In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #19

I beg to differ: Control-Z Jan 2013 #46

Good one, Control-Z. In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #51

It was all good until pipi_k Jan 2013 #8

Ah! My old High School uniform! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #20

I like it... pipi_k Jan 2013 #25

Who HASN'T seen ohiosmith... MiddleFingerMom Jan 2013 #28

Dude! No looking in the shower! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #39

Dude, dude, dude! Denninmi Jan 2013 #12

Why would I need protection? It wasn't raining! Anyway,...what has an umbrella got to do with..... ohiosmith Jan 2013 #22

You should be asking this in the gungeon. rug Jan 2013 #13

Shit! You mean I didn't imagine that? ohiosmith Jan 2013 #26

You've done a fine job, sir. (nt) harmonicon Jan 2013 #18

Thank you! It's a gift,.....and a curse! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #27

my a** still hurts ... zbdent Jan 2013 #21

I'm sorry! Hope your donkey feels better soon! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #29

Has the angry mob shown up with torches and pitchforks yet? Major Nikon Jan 2013 #23

No! I'm staying away from Meta! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #30

Bring back my lampshade or I will cry about it over in meta. Grantuspeace Jan 2013 #24

Sorry,...I traded the lampshade for a change of underwear. Want the underwear? ohiosmith Jan 2013 #31

Creekdog is hunting you sharp_stick Jan 2013 #32

If I don't remember doing it,....I didn't do it,.....therefor it didn't happen! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #33

My pussy is pissed raptor_rider Jan 2013 #34

That was kitty food? Thought is was tuna dip! Holy shit! What was it I used for chips? ohiosmith Jan 2013 #35

Oh, you don't remember??? raptor_rider Jan 2013 #38

Yikes! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #40

Hey, I have revealed my secret identity. I am the superhero known as Bipolar Man. Denninmi Jan 2013 #36

My hero! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #37

I like Bipolar Man warrprayer Jan 2013 #44

All I know is that the pool guy said the goat hair costs extra to remove from the hottub filter. bluesbassman Jan 2013 #41

Never trust the Internet! I ordered a shorn ewe, not a hairy goat! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #42

same here n/t warrprayer Jan 2013 #43

Welcome to the club! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #45

You woke up next to HopeHoops? hay rick Jan 2013 #47

He should be so lucky! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #49

Here's the full lowdown... Whups, I hve no memory of events after 9:00 pm or so! n/t UTUSN Jan 2013 #48

Doh! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #50