DOG TEST: Final exam, last question, worth 25% of the grade... [View all]

[HopeHoops]

You come upon a disgusting stinking pile of who the fuck knows what, perhaps shit, maybe a dead something, while out on your walk. How do you deal with it? (More than one answer might be correct)

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	Ignore it and walk on.
	0 (0%)
	Sniff it for 10 minutes and refuse to leave, 20 if your owner is yelling about being late for work.
	0 (0%)
	Bark at it until your throat is sore.
	0 (0%)
	Piss on it and move on.
	2 (67%)
	Roll your shoulders in it or five minutes.
	0 (0%)
	Leave ANOTHER stinking pile of what the fuck next to it for the next dog.
	0 (0%)
	Secretly snag it and take it home as a present for the cat.
	0 (0%)
	Grab it and throw it around the whole way home as if it was a tennis ball.
	0 (0%)
	Eat it so you can puke it back up on the living room rug later.
	1 (33%)
	Sit on it with the intention of gaining a few extra dingleberries.
	0 (0%)
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