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In reply to the discussion: Post Your Greatest Achievement In Life To Date Here. [View all]Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)68. Picking that party school over one with a serious academic curriculum was your first mistake.
Your second mistake was that guy with the snake tattoo on his neck.
Your third mistake was becoming an English major.
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Lighting and smoking a bong using both hands while driving on the back country roads.
TexasTowelie
May 2012
#1
No wonder the air conditioning wasn't working when I rolled down the windows,
TexasTowelie
May 2012
#41
Keeping someone chained in your basement until they acquiesce to your demand for marraige
Ikonoklast
May 2012
#8
WalMart gets hit with a lawsuit an average of three times *a day* in Federal court alone
Ikonoklast
May 2012
#12
Oh, I understand a great deal. You got it caught in the zipper again, didn't you?
Ikonoklast
May 2012
#25
Look, if you're just too cheap to buy some nice undies, just come out and say it.
Ikonoklast
May 2012
#30
Keeping the windows wide open and then cranking up the air conditioning must really spin the meter.
Ikonoklast
May 2012
#34
You raised two fine cogs for the Machine to eventually grind into a fine powder.
Ikonoklast
May 2012
#43
With that record Reagan, Bush Elder and Idiot son ruined just about everything!
benld74
May 2012
#48
I only paid rent (out of pocket) for a little over one year combined, over a twenty year period.
bluedigger
May 2012
#46
Don't you think I would have mentioned such a prestigious prize, had I won it?
bluedigger
May 2012
#49
I am sure that Nicks and Stubble are glad not to be involved in that little exercise.
Ikonoklast
May 2012
#61
Picking that party school over one with a serious academic curriculum was your first mistake.
Ikonoklast
May 2012
#68
I bet selling those baskets at the flea market is just rolling the dough in.
Ikonoklast
May 2012
#73
My greatest achievement is appreciating and liking you for everything you've done. nt
MrScorpio
May 2012
#66
I can just imagine your overwhelming sense of relief the day after you discovered
Ikonoklast
May 2012
#83