Rachel Maddow: BREAKING! "Republican John Boehner Seems To Have Lost Control Of His Own Caucus

[DreamGypsy]

1. Rachel's question: "If you're President Obama, why would continue to negotiate with John Boehner?...

...Why would you keep talking to him?"

Uh, maybe because you're bored and don't have anything else to do. Because you like to see grown men cry. Because he's the best present Santa ever gave you, and you won't stop playing with him till he's really broken. Because Merlot breath doesn't really bother you. Lots of good reasons.

Happy Holidays, JB. We won't miss you if you don't come back.

Well, you walk into the room
Like a camel and then you frown
You put your eyes in your pocket
And your nose on the ground
There ought to be a law
Against you comin' around
You should be made
To wear earphones.

Because you know something is happening
And you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Boehner?