Carnival Cruise Ship Adrift Off Mexican Coast After Fire.

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9. There are plenty of jokes to be had given their recent maleficence

Top 10 Carnival Cruiseline Rejected Slogans

10) If there is a reef, we'll hit it
9) Depend on us....well maybe not
8) Our ships are on fire
7) Oh captain where art thou captain, he's abandoned ship
6) Power loss, it happens all the time
5) Robbery, sewage, and strip searches oh my!
4) Safety, who needs that?
3) Food poisoning is our specialty
2) Death trap on the high seas

and the number 1 rejected Carnival Cruiseline slogan:

1) Carnival: The Criminal Cruiseline