Death Star Petition Gets White House Rebuff

[OswegoAtheist]

6. Rick Santorum's Response:

(Scary narrator voice): President Obama says that, "The Administration does not support blowing up planets." But Rick Santorum disagrees. Rick Santorum believes that no options should be off the table when it comes to interstellar defense.

President Obama is content to allow our bacteria fight off Martian invasions, but Rick Santorum doesn't believe in Evolution, so how can there be bacteria for which we've developed an immunity? What's President Obama trying to hide?

When it comes to the War on Martians, Rick Santorum is ready to listen to and support his Grand Moffs, and do whatever is necessary to prevent another attack on Earth by Martians. Because Tom Cruise won't always be there to save us.

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Oswego "That's no moon...." Atheist