Celine Dion Is Reportedly the Latest Performer to Give Donald Trump's Inauguration a Hard Pass

[Hugin]

4. Here's the package I'm offering...

For $2.5 Million in gold bullion (up front) deposited in a Swiss bank in my name...

I'll drunkenly stagger on stage wearing an ill fitting thrift store Elvis wanna-be sequined jump suit trundling my trusty karaoke machine in tow and belch out my very best rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap". (Un-licensed, of course.)

It's the deal of the Century... All of the best people will see it. It'll be bigly tremendous. Very. Spectacular!

I may even throw a kiss to Taylor Swift. She's dreamy.

And a nod to Katy Perry! (She's dreamy, too.)

I will then depart. Never to darken a stage anywhere ever again.

I'm willing to do this for you AMERICA!

I'm waiting for your call Inauguration Committee. This is a limited time offer... Oh, and I go on before that Nugent asshole. :salute: