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scheming daemons

(25,487 posts)
Thu Oct 20, 2016, 10:19 AM Oct 2016

I'm laughing so hard, my stomach hurts! #TrumpBookReport is trending, and it is HILARIOUS! [View all]

Some samples:

Brian Francis ?@briandfrancis 2h2 hours ago
Gatsby? He says he was great. I don't know. People are saying maybe not so great. I'll make Gatsby great again. #trumpbookreport



Angela Collings ?@angieisthebest 43m43 minutes ago
Mein Kampf I don't know this Hitler guy folks he's said some nice things about me wouldn't it be good if we could get along #TrumpBookReport


Dreamweasel ?@Dreamweasel 46m46 minutes ago
"I prefer the salesmen who DON'T die."

#TrumpBookReport


Eric Wolfson ?@EricWolfson 4h4 hours ago
"This New Testament is for losers. Jesus was crucified. I like saviors who weren't crucified, okay? Like myself."
#TrumpBookReport


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Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Neema Oct 2016 #1
LOL! spooky3 Oct 2016 #46
I am having way too much fun with this! Initech Oct 2016 #2
This one is fantastic! scheming daemons Oct 2016 #3
bwahaha sarae Oct 2016 #26
"I like saviors who weren't Mme. Defarge Oct 2016 #4
In fairness, I heard John Fugelsang use this line months back. Still incredibly funny! bullwinkle428 Oct 2016 #5
Since I missed it Mme. Defarge Oct 2016 #12
Good stuff Botany Oct 2016 #6
The Great Gropesby 4lbs Oct 2016 #7
Red Badge of Courage: I always wanted one of these n/t sarge43 Oct 2016 #8
as long as someone else onethatcares Oct 2016 #9
Losers do the dirty work. n/t sarge43 Oct 2016 #10
Fought on wrong side. Sad. ThoughtCriminal Oct 2016 #38
Perfect. n/t sarge43 Oct 2016 #41
"Santiago?" lpbk2713 Oct 2016 #11
hi - freaking - larious rurallib Oct 2016 #13
K&R. nt tblue37 Oct 2016 #14
"Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!" Coyotl Oct 2016 #15
I'm sorry, every time I see that picture VWolf Oct 2016 #19
"By the end of the debate he just sounded like this...." Coyotl Oct 2016 #25
Oh my VWolf Oct 2016 #33
I would pay to hear HRC fart awoke_in_2003 Oct 2016 #36
Pride and Prejudice: tclambert Oct 2016 #16
I did not grope mainstreetonce Oct 2016 #17
How about a children's book? mainstreetonce Oct 2016 #44
These are great!! Roland99 Oct 2016 #18
Someone had that: AllyCat Oct 2016 #65
Gone with the Wind IndianaDave Oct 2016 #20
Welcome to DU, IndianaDave! calimary Oct 2016 #64
A Farewell to Arms forgotmylogin Oct 2016 #21
k&R... spanone Oct 2016 #22
So funny!!! Jade Fox Oct 2016 #23
American Psycho forgotmylogin Oct 2016 #24
I am the "Crime and Punishment" candidate! True Dough Oct 2016 #27
This message was self-deleted by its author Pacifist Patriot Oct 2016 #31
Dawn(old) Davenport from 'Female Trouble' enid602 Oct 2016 #28
"Catch-22"? "Catcher in the Rye"? I'll grab as many as I want underpants Oct 2016 #29
Highly recommended! I used this to hone my debate skills! anamandujano Oct 2016 #30
I'll be dating Jane in 15 years. ThoughtCriminal Oct 2016 #39
OMG! anamandujano Oct 2016 #40
LOL! spooky3 Oct 2016 #47
LOL rusty quoin Oct 2016 #51
Lol Liberal_in_LA Oct 2016 #56
Win! FailureToCommunicate Oct 2016 #60
Atticus Finch was such a loser! ananda Oct 2016 #32
Tom Sawyer mnmoderatedem Oct 2016 #34
Sleeping Beauty? The Prince just started kissing her. Didn't even ask. Coyotl Oct 2016 #37
Another one from Gone With the Wind. greatauntoftriplets Oct 2016 #42
Great Addition IndianaDave Oct 2016 #50
The Green Mile. ohnoyoudidnt Oct 2016 #43
Ok, Stop it, I'm spewing all over the keyboard. Lifelong Protester Oct 2016 #45
Great thread--from the tweets to the DUer creativity! spooky3 Oct 2016 #48
Lolita? Ivanka was way hotter. Buckeye_Democrat Oct 2016 #49
"Great Expectations" rusty quoin Oct 2016 #52
Pride and Prejudice? Two of my best qualities, my pride and my prejudice. No one prouder or more pre riversedge Oct 2016 #53
Hee Liberal_in_LA Oct 2016 #55
Stanley Kowalski is a winner. He controlled that nasty woman Feeling the Bern Oct 2016 #57
Well, she may have a tattoo, but her tits are too small. ChairmanAgnostic Oct 2016 #58
Julius Caesar IndianaDave Oct 2016 #59
"Don Quixote? Low energy. Pathetic." lastlib Oct 2016 #61
Lolita LynnTTT Oct 2016 #62
1984 freebrew Oct 2016 #63
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