Nutjob and homophobe Wayne Madsen wonders if Ted Cruz's dad killed JFK [View all]

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We can think of about nine bajillion reasons Ted Cruz shouldn’t be president, but here’s one we hadn’t considered: Maybe his dry-drunk daddy was part of a CIA plot to assassinate John F. Kennedy!!! The shocking conspiracy theory comes from the fertile imagination of a guy named Wayne Madsen, who is only asking: Was Ted Cruz’s father involved in the assassination of President Kennedy? Let’s examine the compelling evidence! For one thing, Rafael Cruz Sr. was Cuban, and lived in Dallas and New Orleans. For another, Lee Harvey Oswald was photographed with some Cubans in New Orleans, and then moved to Dallas, where he shot (or was the patsy blamed for shooting) JFK! Back and to the left, sell the movie rights to Oliver Stone, CASE CLOSED!

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It all adds up: a whole bunch of tenuous connections (surely everyone who worked for RCA in the ’50s was a spy), and the guy lived in New Orleans and Dallas. It’s really uncanny! What are the odds that anyone else would have lived in two major southern metropolitan areas around the same time that Oswald and others supposedly involved in the massive CIA conspiracy did? All you need is a little Occam’s Duct Tape to hold it all together.

And now that same man’s son wants to be President? FISHY!!!! What do we know about Rafael Cruz Sr. and his possible possession of dildos? Was there a second vibrator gently caressing someone’s grassy knoll?

Besides, as No More Mister Nice Blog notes, this Wayne Madsen guy has a sterling record of discovering uncomfortable truths that THEY don’t want you to know. He revealed that Israel and Saudi Arabia did 9/11 together, and is one of the key proponents of the “Barack Obama is a Gay Homosexual” theory, and also claimed that he had proof of Obama’s real Kenyan birth certificate. So this is clearly a guy who knows things.

Read more at http://wonkette.com/600611/perfectly-sane-researcher-just-asking-if-ted-cruzs-jerk-daddy-killed-kennedy-yes#1L5scaqpmKGljMlT.99





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