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zappaman

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120. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #113)

Fri May 18, 2012, 04:02 PM

May 2012

Some folks might get their knickers in a bunch!

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The female M&M is totally sexualized. The males are not. [View all] Liberal_in_LA May 2012 OP

Blue M&M is a male love god. provis99 May 2012 #1

Theme Music: kentauros May 2012 #43

Who says the males aren't sexualized? Nuclear Unicorn May 2012 #114

What I really want more than anything Quantess May 2012 #2

They'd have to recall him Lawlbringer May 2012 #36

Did someone call for a toned male MFM in a banana hammock? MiddleFingerMom May 2012 #77

Whoa... pinboy3niner May 2012 #85

Well, she did ask for a sexy male torso... pacalo May 2012 #92

. Quantess May 2012 #117

The males come across as pretty dim-witted. libinnyandia May 2012 #3

The backstory of green m&ms makes it impossible not to sexualize that one. JVS May 2012 #4

Nice to see that someone gets it about the green ones. ManiacJoe May 2012 #75

That always was the rumor. TalkingDog May 2012 #78

Ah, brown M&M, how come you taste so good? DefenseLawyer May 2012 #138

I don't know ... earthside May 2012 #5

Well said hifiguy May 2012 #8

. Liberal_in_LA May 2012 #11

Thank you. NT EOTE May 2012 #32

Yeah because gaspee May 2012 #39

fuckin' aye! n/t ProdigalJunkMail May 2012 #54

Hey wait, how do you know he's male? TLM May 2012 #84

Good fucking grief! HappyMe May 2012 #6

They need to stop giving M&M's a gender, period. It's fricking candy. ScreamingMeemie May 2012 #7

That won't ever happen. kentauros May 2012 #44

Genderless candy can't frick Warren DeMontague May 2012 #99

They made the male M's idiots DJ13 May 2012 #9

I like Ms. Green Cali_Democrat May 2012 #10

Yeah. While she is straddling a pole in handcuffs. That's how I taught my daughter to be cool. Luminous Animal May 2012 #12

I was referring to her personality Cali_Democrat May 2012 #13

"Vote Green" earthside May 2012 #17

It's a TREE not a pole! NoPasaran May 2012 #48

Nope. The punning caption is "working the polls". EFerrari May 2012 #66

How can you tell exactly what her relationship to the tree is? undeterred May 2012 #70

Great post, Luminous Animal. Thanks. Zorra May 2012 #131

The green M&M, is almost perfectly round. JoePhilly May 2012 #14

Mike and Ike could never find time alone together. Quantess May 2012 #101

Plus all the temptation from the hard candy. JoePhilly May 2012 #103

I'm confused by the message in the first picture. Warren Stupidity May 2012 #15

She is chained to a tree so it won't be chopped down obamanut2012 May 2012 #33

Roger Warren DeMontague May 2012 #91

I disagree--the male M&Ms are ridiculously susceptible to Brown and Greens girl pheromones librechik May 2012 #16

First I've heard of this. MineralMan May 2012 #18

Red got naked in the Super Bowl commercial LadyHawkAZ May 2012 #19

I missed that obamanut2012 May 2012 #34

Pretty much like you'd think... Cave_Johnson May 2012 #38

I love that commercial tammywammy May 2012 #80

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle NSFW progressoid May 2012 #96

it's on youtube LadyHawkAZ May 2012 #41

One of the male M&M's takes off his shell and gets naked. n/t Ian David May 2012 #20

Right fucking now? Gold Metal Flake May 2012 #21

Only the males have nuts. nt alphafemale May 2012 #22

Or pretzels. kentauros May 2012 #45

Oh, for fuck's sake. Iggo May 2012 #23

Ny words exactly. Who the fuck cares? I don't. RebelOne May 2012 #28

Well, the males all look drunk/stoned. HopeHoops May 2012 #24

Reminds Me of When The Right Attacked The Teletubbies for Being Gay Yavin4 May 2012 #25

+1 Johonny May 2012 #29

Apparently Almond Joy isn't the only thing that's got nuts. Warren DeMontague May 2012 #100

She also seems much savvier and more confident than the male M&Ms RZM May 2012 #26

Oh, yeah! I would definitely tag the green M&M! 11 Bravo May 2012 #27

She's not even geen anymore obamanut2012 May 2012 #30

Well, she tried. But it's not easy being green. Bruce Wayne May 2012 #61

And, she isn't being stalked*** the way the blogger implied obamanut2012 May 2012 #31

I'm too busy writing letters to Brawny Capt. Obvious May 2012 #35

the red one kinda looks like a bad boy. notadmblnd May 2012 #37

As are all animated characters, even ones meant for children gaspee May 2012 #40

I'm sure there's somebody, somewhere, who is turned on by the "male" M&Ms tralala May 2012 #42

All candy turns me on. octothorpe May 2012 #58

+1!! Amaril May 2012 #111

Holy crap! I think you're actually serious about this. Throd May 2012 #46

. Liberal_in_LA May 2012 #49

CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!1!!1 tabasco May 2012 #56

Please put me on the Jury when someone alerts on this thread! flamingdem May 2012 #47

. Liberal_in_LA May 2012 #50

lol flamingdem May 2012 #52

I disagree. The male M&M's are just like their Cleita May 2012 #51

Now I'm all aroused panader0 May 2012 #53

I promise to be outraged next week. tabasco May 2012 #55

OK all, OP has officially raised the white flag, no need to keep piling on stevenleser May 2012 #57

Missed that. Warren DeMontague May 2012 #136

Yeh, but who wants a chocolate wingwang that melts in your mouth? Bruce Wayne May 2012 #59

I rank this #236,329,831 on the list of things to worry about Adenoid_Hynkel May 2012 #60

I rank it as Summer Hathaway May 2012 #71

Heh. Hilarious deadpan humor. Nye Bevan May 2012 #62

One of the most enjoyable ... earthside May 2012 #63

This message was self-deleted by its author ctaylors6 May 2012 #73

Just noting that the blue one is the only one with a nut and he looks Skidmore May 2012 #64

Eating an M&M stops a beating heart Adenoid_Hynkel May 2012 #65

The blue M&M is sexualized Bruce Wayne May 2012 #67

The American Psychological Association Report On The Sexualization Of Girls Zorra May 2012 #68

Does no one take mass media courses any more? EFerrari May 2012 #69

No one can afford to spend that much money Warren DeMontague May 2012 #90

I'm sure that made sense to you while you were typing it. n/t- EFerrari May 2012 #95

Yeah. Warren DeMontague May 2012 #98

That it isn't important to you doesn't mean EFerrari May 2012 #106

I realize it's important to a few people. Warren DeMontague May 2012 #107

Symptoms of a disease are rarely important LanternWaste May 2012 #121

That makes even less sense than what I wrote. Warren DeMontague May 2012 #123

It's even worse for girl M&Ms. Warren DeMontague May 2012 #89

Definitely a MMILF! n/t zappaman May 2012 #72

!!! MiddleFingerMom May 2012 #113

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! zappaman May 2012 #120

I hid the SI swimsuit issue from my teenage ctaylors6 May 2012 #74

And she's good at what she does. Mmm Mmm Mmm. nt Comrade_McKenzie May 2012 #76

What about Ms. Brown? NashvilleLefty May 2012 #79

You are correct..... and I'm OK with it.... TLM May 2012 #83

The Velma to Green's Daphne. n/t Bolo Boffin May 2012 #94

There used to be a rumor that the green M&M's were aphrodesiacs Generic Other May 2012 #81

Really??? Green M&M is not ashamed of her ROUND shape!!! TLM May 2012 #82

To me, they invoke Snickers. deacon May 2012 #86

I'd do her. Warren DeMontague May 2012 #87

! Bruce Wayne May 2012 #105

The Yellow one has a lampshade on his head. Warren DeMontague May 2012 #88

Does anybody (besides my dad) ever complain that men in TV commercials are always morons? WhoIsNumberNone May 2012 #93

I often complain that the people watching TV are morons. Bruce Wayne May 2012 #104

Some do, most take it as just fine 4th law of robotics May 2012 #110

I think you've just described every episode of I Love Lucy WhoIsNumberNone May 2012 #112

Even then she was pretty 4th law of robotics May 2012 #119

The point fits well because.... TLM May 2012 #126

Right there with you.... TLM May 2012 #124

You and your dad should get a DVR. Warren DeMontague May 2012 #129

I've been trying to convince my dad to get one WhoIsNumberNone May 2012 #132

This message was self-deleted by its author Warren DeMontague May 2012 #134

This is a brilliant piece of satire, LIL. msanthrope May 2012 #97

Hell, I pop them in my mouth upside down... KansDem May 2012 #102

Are you dyslexic? randome May 2012 #109

So the "female" M&M is smart, mature, and good looking 4th law of robotics May 2012 #108

I've thought all along that was a really strange ad campaign MerryBlooms May 2012 #115

Kind of overreacting, don't you think? Taverner May 2012 #116

Hey, Those go-go boots ain't made for walkin' MineralMan May 2012 #118

. Liberal_in_LA May 2012 #122

The Onion article says: Quantess May 2012 #133

But what does Chuggo, the smoking breastfeeding pitbull at Olive Garden have to say about it? Tommy_Carcetti May 2012 #125

Somewhere the AsahinaKimi May 2012 #127

So you are saying she is sexualized chocolate? Rex May 2012 #128

She kind of reminds me of one of my ex girlfriends. Warren DeMontague May 2012 #130

OMG....Ms. Green is your avatar! Cali_Democrat May 2012 #139

Feel free to steal it. Warren DeMontague May 2012 #140

This is the nation that created Barbie. What do you expect? McCamy Taylor May 2012 #135

Obviously the M&M's should be Amish DefenseLawyer May 2012 #137