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A HERETIC I AM

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9. His tailor would.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 14, 2014, 05:45 PM

Apr 2014

Tentmakers cum clothiers are hard to find in San Antonio.

Fucking douchebag. Hope he chokes on a chicken bone, god damnable scumbag fuckhead charlatan waste of decent fucking carbon

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Pastor John Hagee: Tuesday’s ‘blood moon’ eclipse signals the end of the world [View all] DonViejo Apr 2014 OP

What if it signified the end of John Hagee? The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2014 #1

His tailor would. A HERETIC I AM Apr 2014 #9

Don't mince words dude chrisstopher Apr 2014 #35

Sorry I was so reserved. A HERETIC I AM Apr 2014 #45

No offense intended chrisstopher Apr 2014 #48

Sorry man! The last perjorative wasn't directed at you! A HERETIC I AM Apr 2014 #67

No problem chrisstopher Apr 2014 #68

LOL. ...Well, it had been a REALLY long day! A HERETIC I AM Apr 2014 #69

Yeah, well chrisstopher Apr 2014 #72

Somebody took offense at what you said, and others didn't, lol... ChisolmTrailDem Apr 2014 #50

Juror #3 -- that response is PRICELESS! anneboleyn Apr 2014 #55

ROFL malaise Apr 2014 #57

I'd like to thank the academy A HERETIC I AM Apr 2014 #74

Meet the new End Of The World prediction, same as the old End Of The World prediction... JHB Apr 2014 #2

He IS covering his ass nadinbrzezinski Apr 2014 #3

How many times will the end-timers predict the beginning of the end.... Swede Atlanta Apr 2014 #4

Well, y'know, it's "God testing them" or some such bullshit goalpost-shifting hatrack Apr 2014 #60

Its nice to know one Scientist got it right... for his world.. yuiyoshida Apr 2014 #61

"So hurry up and send in those offerings friends and neighbors." lpbk2713 Apr 2014 #5

Exactly. +1. (nt) Paladin Apr 2014 #75

Hit It! Warren DeMontague Apr 2014 #6

The end of the beginning. Ghost Dog Apr 2014 #15

Time I Had Some Time Alone Warren DeMontague Apr 2014 #42

"That's right it starts with an earthquake...Lenny Bruce is not afraid" anneboleyn Apr 2014 #56

They have one hell of a catalog. Warren DeMontague Apr 2014 #63

I hope it's at least a clear night. Separation Apr 2014 #7

And Mars is at opposition. longship Apr 2014 #11

Yeah. It's something to behold, right now. Warren DeMontague Apr 2014 #43

Same for me. I can't even get to my observing pad......... Capt.Rocky300 Apr 2014 #46

I need some filters. Separation Apr 2014 #54

It's just one of the four humors of the apocalypse Blue Owl Apr 2014 #8

John and the Golden Fleecing madamesilverspurs Apr 2014 #10

I guess I need to bring in the tomato plants. Ruby the Liberal Apr 2014 #12

Good thing that I updated my will! Whew! CTyankee Apr 2014 #13

Now I have an excuse to throw 4 end of the world parties. Agnosticsherbet Apr 2014 #14

Party like it's 1999! scarletwoman Apr 2014 #49

Then give me your stuff, Hagee, if Lex Apr 2014 #16

He's liar! L0oniX Apr 2014 #17

*eyeroll* sakabatou Apr 2014 #18

John ... 1StrongBlackMan Apr 2014 #19

My thought exactly! n/t phylny Apr 2014 #47

"could be" Laf.La.Dem. Apr 2014 #20

Assholes like Hagee make me think that there is good reason why Jesus hasn't come back yet. Initech Apr 2014 #21

How does anyone take these people serious madokie Apr 2014 #22

Who's mooning Tuesday... mindwalker_i Apr 2014 #23

These assholes scare little kids Maraya1969 Apr 2014 #24

Yes, the world will end.. in another 3-4 billion years or so. Motown_Johnny Apr 2014 #25

And that's why they don't give a good shit about climate change. Armageddon is supposedly near Lint Head Apr 2014 #26

He's RIGHT! But Ilsa Apr 2014 #27

"More famine, unusual growing seasons, flooding, etc might bring disaster to a lot of folks." True.. AverageJoe90 Apr 2014 #37

He is planning to still be here on Tuesday to oldandhappy Apr 2014 #28

Well, can I have his stuff? Tom Ripley Apr 2014 #29

Would a triple cheeseburger, SevenSixtyTwo Apr 2014 #30

I love buttermilk MFM008 Apr 2014 #38

I'm guessing he didn't see that recent episode of Cosmos where scary things in the sky aren't always ck4829 Apr 2014 #31

Hagee -- wasn't he the one hanging around 2012 presidential candidate McCain rocktivity Apr 2014 #32

So... it's the end of the world as we know it? 'Cause I feel fine... AzDar Apr 2014 #33

Of course it does. Tomorrow is.....*ominous drum roll*.....Tax Day! LOL. xD AverageJoe90 Apr 2014 #34

Dumbass. Thor_MN Apr 2014 #36

'Blood Moon'-- shenmue Apr 2014 #39

Neah neah-neah neah neah booga booga booga. . . DinahMoeHum Apr 2014 #40

Has no style Benton D Struckcheon Apr 2014 #41

yay! *busts out champagne* NuttyFluffers Apr 2014 #44

Make bets with his believers - win money! JEFF9K Apr 2014 #51

An easily explainable and predictable event can signal the end of the world? Vashta Nerada Apr 2014 #52

Perhaps God forgot to end the world last time around Generic Brad Apr 2014 #58

Having noticed a few wearing their crosses like edgineered Apr 2014 #53

Blah blah BLAH, blahblah BLAHBLAHBLAH blah BLAh blah blah BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! hatrack Apr 2014 #59

For the 999.999th time. sendero Apr 2014 #62

And I Feel Fine Dirty Socialist Apr 2014 #64

The world is ending! Buy my book to find out why! DemocraticWing Apr 2014 #65

So do I still have to go to work tomorrow? KinMd Apr 2014 #66

Well, it's all over. Religion's track record on this sort of thing is spotless. Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #70

He is covering his ass by saying it is the beginning of the end. That says nothing. jwirr Apr 2014 #71

Is there still time for me to give to his church before the world ends? DisgustipatedinCA Apr 2014 #73

Ah Pastor? What about the 67 total eclipses beween 1900 and 1999 or benld74 Apr 2014 #76