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Jesus Malverde

(10,274 posts) Sat Jan 11, 2014, 12:33 AM Jan 2014

Police find treasure trove in teen’s bum [View all]

Pennsylvania police found something else when they took a suspected teenaged drunk driver into custody: buried treasure.

Back in December, Christopher Scheller, 18, appeared intoxicated after he crashed into a tree in southern York County, Harrisburg’s WHTM-TV reports.

After being taken to a hospital, X-rays discovered something odd in Scheller’s rectum. A closer look uncovered the following:

– Four bracelets
– Four necklaces
– 11 ladies rings
– A socket wrench
– A bag of synthetic marijuana

http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2014/01/10/police-find-treasure-trove-in-teens-bum/

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Police find treasure trove in teen’s bum [View all] Jesus Malverde Jan 2014 OP

"And a Partri-age in a Pear Tree!" NYC_SKP Jan 2014 #1

One post win! jberryhill Jan 2014 #6

Brings new meaning to "fanny pack" Katashi_itto Jan 2014 #21

HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Initech Jan 2014 #27

The socket wrench I can understand but... Kaleva Jan 2014 #2

no doubt he has had lots of practice Skittles Jan 2014 #12

Or the cops were slow movers jberryhill Jan 2014 #17

He must have. There's no way I could do that quickly! Kaleva Jan 2014 #25

Most of us wear pants with pockets or carry a tote bag . . . Journeyman Jan 2014 #3

Oddly enough... jberryhill Jan 2014 #16

Lol CFLDem Jan 2014 #24

DUzy! Coyotl Jan 2014 #32

Wait a minute a socket wrench... Historic NY Jan 2014 #4

"If you help me find my motorcycle, we can ride out!" jberryhill Jan 2014 #5

LOL! I remember that one from 35 years ago..... Ghost in the Machine Jan 2014 #10

I heard Merle Haggard sing it on the radio jberryhill Jan 2014 #11

My guess is the bag of synthetic marijuana was stashed up there.... Hassin Bin Sober Jan 2014 #7

. Jesus Malverde Jan 2014 #8

Rats! I thought they found Segami Jan 2014 #9

Well, I've had farts that did that much damage... Archae Jan 2014 #13

No tool box? MannyGoldstein Jan 2014 #14

If it were my jewelry... Oilwellian Jan 2014 #15

I find this unbelievable. El_Johns Jan 2014 #18

Why not? Nevernose Jan 2014 #19

Wow! Give a whole new meaning to hard ass. icymist Jan 2014 #20

Worst "CSI" episide EVER! Ken Burch Jan 2014 #22

Where did he hide the 3 French hens and two turtle doves? BobUp Jan 2014 #23

He'd be DAMNED if any slope's gonna put his greasy yellow hands on his son's birthright. KG Jan 2014 #26

At least it wasn't a live Artillery round Tyrs WolfDaemon Jan 2014 #28

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. RadleyJ Jan 2014 #29

Long live Major Kong. kairos12 Jan 2014 #33

Did he crash due to intoxication or was he unable to concentrate because of discomfort while... JVS Jan 2014 #30

I hope everything works out for this guy, especially the psychiatric interview. Coyotl Jan 2014 #31

I wonder if his medical assistance will be Nurse Ratchet kairos12 Jan 2014 #34

His proctologist has never seen so many diamonds in one ass. Coyotl Jan 2014 #35