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19. and after reading that then the class can go to the Kentucky creation museum

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that shows when dinos played w/ people

and Adam and Eve were white people and used not only shampoo but conditioner and cream rinse too

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4th grade Science test - please tell me this is not real [View all] proud2BlibKansan Apr 2013 OP

making our children stupid. where in our universe does this 'science' exist? spanone Apr 2013 #1

It's not in our universe, you see. MineralMan Apr 2013 #5

South Carolina Coyotl Apr 2013 #138

I hope it's not true. n/t Cleita Apr 2013 #2

It's true. It's available on Amazon. NYC_SKP Apr 2013 #7

I guess we a raising another generation of dumbass Tea Baggers Cleita Apr 2013 #8

a dinosaur holding the bible - maybe it's only a metaphor......? unlikely I know........ lunasun Apr 2013 #18

lol I thought that too "a dinosaur and a bible." like peanut butter and chocolate. nt TeamPooka Apr 2013 #159

Raptor Jesus died for your sins. EOTE Apr 2013 #162

and after reading that then the class can go to the Kentucky creation museum Botany Apr 2013 #19

they changed that first diorama--the first time I saw a pic of it, the female was wearing a frilly niyad Apr 2013 #34

Since A&E were free of sin.... penndragon69 Apr 2013 #91

Can't tell if it's Kenny Loggins or Dan Fogelberg, but that's definitely a '70s album cover! mikeytherat Apr 2013 #132

It's Bob Seger. progressoid Apr 2013 #135

Well if it's from the 70s it must be Afternoon Delight napkinz Apr 2013 #142

Noooooooooooo! progressoid Apr 2013 #143

He woke last night to the sound of thunder. "How far off?" he sat and wondered. mikeytherat Apr 2013 #145

That doesn't look like a child's printing to me. FreeBC Apr 2013 #29

I'm an elementary teacher. That could be a 4th grader's handwriting. proud2BlibKansan Apr 2013 #40

I stand corrected FreeBC Apr 2013 #110

Absolutely LOVE this review from the Amazon link above: 1monster Apr 2013 #49

Ken Ham? Isn't he the founder of the creation museum? Snarkoleptic Apr 2013 #61

He trolls DU every once in a while. True story. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #117

Outside a real Creationist Paleontology Museum Coyotl Apr 2013 #140

There's apparently an entire industry of these biblical dinosaur books aint_no_life_nowhere Apr 2013 #90

The Top Two Reviews are Funny!! pauliedangerously Apr 2013 #122

OMG that makes me so mad. Really, this should be illegal. cui bono Apr 2013 #130

Oh, it's true. In home schools all across the MineralMan Apr 2013 #11

Lots of progressive liberals are home schooling too October Apr 2013 #25

Yes. I'm aware of that. And testing of home-schooled kids would MineralMan Apr 2013 #26

Lots of Christian fundamentalists homeschool though. proud2BlibKansan Apr 2013 #41

where I live too, and this is the crap they teach... mountain grammy Apr 2013 #52

They are a huge lobbying group here. proud2BlibKansan Apr 2013 #56

That is what happens most of the time MattBaggins Apr 2013 #93

I say great, let them turn their kids into morons and imbeciles. It xtraxritical Apr 2013 #62

Yeah, but then we'll all have to support these morons who won't have developed a rational Flatulo Apr 2013 #70

I have family members who home school this very crap MattBaggins Apr 2013 #95

One of those morons and imbeciles might be POTUS one day--it's already happened.nt raccoon Apr 2013 #96

Yeah, who was that? xtraxritical Apr 2013 #106

Check out this thread: raccoon Apr 2013 #119

I get your drift but the Shrub was not home schooled. xtraxritical Apr 2013 #127

I'm afraid you're probably correct. October Apr 2013 #126

actually... keroro gunsou Apr 2013 #148

lol October Apr 2013 #150

My science text books in grammar school had the Piltdown man as Cleita Apr 2013 #73

While outdated information is a problem, it's not the same thing. MineralMan Apr 2013 #75

Anything however little would be an improvement over the situation today. n/t Cleita Apr 2013 #77

If people deliberately taught their children skepticscott Apr 2013 #83

They're welcome to call me anything they choose. MineralMan Apr 2013 #86

Gosh, no wonder our education system is going to hell. Please tell me this is a southernyankeebelle Apr 2013 #3

Future Republicans amuse bouche Apr 2013 #4

Wow number 7 is the only correct answer on the test MattBaggins Apr 2013 #6

"Name" and "Date" may have been correct jberryhill Apr 2013 #10

I think I found the source: woo me with science Apr 2013 #9

Very creepy video at the link....scary, bvar22 Apr 2013 #53

Check it out exboyfil Apr 2013 #12

And we're supposed to fear Muslims? Teamster Jeff Apr 2013 #13

Don't be ridiculous. SylviaD Apr 2013 #94

Someday they will. Mark my words MattBaggins Apr 2013 #97

No, but will harm us in more subtle ways MH1 Apr 2013 #124

Tell that to Robert Sanderson's survivors and to Emily Lyons n/t MountainLaurel Apr 2013 #125

They already have, they've bombed health clinics. And they've murdered doctors. cui bono Apr 2013 #133

Bookmarking this post. Starry Messenger Apr 2013 #144

Where do abortion clinic bombers come from? Jackpine Radical Apr 2013 #155

O'rly? Capt. Obvious Apr 2013 #163

Idiocracy is a documentary. hobbit709 Apr 2013 #14

+1 lunasun Apr 2013 #23

Employment test for Faux Snooze news readers. lpbk2713 Apr 2013 #15

Opportunity to kill some brain cells exboyfil Apr 2013 #16

It's too nice a Sunday morning for 45 minutes of that. n/t JHB Apr 2013 #22

Wow. I assume this is a minority of private school/home-schooled kids and doesn't represent LeftishBrit Apr 2013 #17

You need to come to the states and see something exboyfil Apr 2013 #21

This is what the majority of homeschooled kids are taught. kestrel91316 Apr 2013 #79

They're creating their own universities jeff47 Apr 2013 #111

It's pretty standard "Christian school" fare jberryhill Apr 2013 #151

Yikes. LeftishBrit Apr 2013 #153

Free Exercise of Religion jberryhill Apr 2013 #154

I was really hoping this was from the Onion niyad Apr 2013 #20

It freaks me out. We knew more than this in the fifties in Texas. The stupid is scaring me. freshwest Apr 2013 #128

a "science quiz" for people who think "the flintstones" was a documentary. niyad Apr 2013 #24

Church school at it's finest. peace13 Apr 2013 #27

My niece has a master's degree CountAllVotes Apr 2013 #36

+1 Keep going! Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2013 #146

I went to Catholic elementary school. It wasn't like this at all. proud2BlibKansan Apr 2013 #43

Catholics don't cling to a literal interpretation . . . caseymoz Apr 2013 #57

I got my degree from one of the top Jesuit schools on the East coast xtraxritical Apr 2013 #65

My dad taught at a Jesuit school for most of my childhood proud2BlibKansan Apr 2013 #71

Well yeah they were pretty liberal, we had a beer/wine hall on campus and xtraxritical Apr 2013 #109

Our 6th grade history taught the God rescued pscot Apr 2013 #72

Ministry of Truth, Double plus good W T F Apr 2013 #28

The future of this planet is in grave jeopardy. Baitball Blogger Apr 2013 #30

This is pretty common in private xtian schools, LWolf Apr 2013 #31

I've had quite a few homeschooled kids who returned to traditional school. proud2BlibKansan Apr 2013 #46

Yes. LWolf Apr 2013 #50

Surprise, Surprise - The Fundies Have Won cantbeserious Apr 2013 #32

Nope. Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2013 #147

What Other Conclusion Can Be Drawn With The State Of Education As Displayed cantbeserious Apr 2013 #149

At least some of those kids are going to grow up and treestar Apr 2013 #33

Exactly, it's a great thing for Progressives. Be pleased that they diminish xtraxritical Apr 2013 #66

not public schools. looks to be the material provided for christian private. nt seabeyond Apr 2013 #35

I would hope so. proud2BlibKansan Apr 2013 #47

Religious helicopter parent propaganda & make your kid feel good with an A+ L0oniX Apr 2013 #37

Regents University needs future students too. Johonny Apr 2013 #38

This does not look like a real test at all gristy Apr 2013 #39

If you were a public school teacher, you would know better. mbperrin Apr 2013 #64

I wonder why the heading "4th grade science test" is on the paper gristy Apr 2013 #81

Again: these materials are not from nor for professional educators. These are made up for homeschool mbperrin Apr 2013 #108

There's nothing unusual about that heading proud2BlibKansan Apr 2013 #114

How sad. For teachers to be told they have to teach this without teaching facts. Koch funded school judesedit Apr 2013 #42

The "Dumbing Down of America" at its best judesedit Apr 2013 #44

It's both scary and sad. Shrike47 Apr 2013 #45

This is why Americans graduate from high school with a functional 4th grade education. backscatter712 Apr 2013 #48

In all fairness, proud2BlibKansan Apr 2013 #54

Is that perhaps flipping cause and effect? MattBaggins Apr 2013 #99

Nope. Public high school students in Texas need 26 credits to graduate. mbperrin Apr 2013 #67

At least here not all credits are equal exboyfil Apr 2013 #85

Godzilla died for our sins NoPasaran Apr 2013 #51

"Laugh? I thought I'd cry." SomeGuyInEagan Apr 2013 #78

Gotta be homeschooling materials. nt msanthrope Apr 2013 #55

The worst part is "vouchers for private schools" paid for with public tax money mountain grammy Apr 2013 #58

That is really a very good argument for taxing these churches, thanks! xtraxritical Apr 2013 #68

Not a good enough hoax for fool most dems_rightnow Apr 2013 #59

Hoax? What would be the point in hoaxing something that happens thousands of times a day? enki23 Apr 2013 #82

yep gristy Apr 2013 #92

Thats NOT History, bvar22 Apr 2013 #60

That is fucking disgusting. nt MOTRDemocrat Apr 2013 #63

Is our children learning? Jamastiene Apr 2013 #69

Religion - Promoting Ignorance for Thousands of Years Arugula Latte Apr 2013 #74

Looks like Uhmerika will win the race to the bottom. City Lights Apr 2013 #76

Years ago - early 1950s - I had a science teacher who told us ahead of time that either answer would jwirr Apr 2013 #80

Must be Fundi curriculum mzmolly Apr 2013 #84

How old do they think Earth is? Rosa Luxemburg Apr 2013 #87

I'm afraid to ask proud2BlibKansan Apr 2013 #88

They don't account for Silverfish being on Earth for billions of years Rosa Luxemburg Apr 2013 #89

How did Noah get 10 million pairs of insect species into the Ark? aint_no_life_nowhere Apr 2013 #98

The most prominent Creation Scientists have Scientific Debates on the precise Scientific number Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #118

I only want to know the "Seven Cs of History," ileus Apr 2013 #100

Hey, we still need ditch diggers and grease trap cleaners. HarveyDarkey Apr 2013 #101

Positively Criminal Brainwashing colsohlibgal Apr 2013 #102

Further Information... xocet Apr 2013 #103

"The next time someone says Jesus rose from the dead, what can you say?" Jim Lane Apr 2013 #129

Okay, #18 is proof that they are not interested in educating, just indoctrinating. cui bono Apr 2013 #134

I feel bad for that kid because he/she is going to be stupid. Apophis Apr 2013 #104

Don't worry, the fundies are creating their own colleges and universities. (nt) jeff47 Apr 2013 #112

Touché. Apophis Apr 2013 #113

The Tea Party's new slogan: "KEEPING IT STUPID 2013!" Jamaal510 Apr 2013 #105

Wow OwnedByCats Apr 2013 #107

I saw that, too. Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #115

Is that in Kansas? Texas or Oklahoma? AlinPA Apr 2013 #116

Link says SC proud2BlibKansan Apr 2013 #120

Thanks. AlinPA Apr 2013 #121

I wonder if it was a private or public school sakabatou Apr 2013 #136

T.K.O. has a new meaning... KansDem Apr 2013 #157

+1 proud2BlibKansan Apr 2013 #160

Oh, if only Bill Maher had been aware of this napkinz Apr 2013 #123

i've actually seen a test very similar to that one laying about in an after-school program run HiPointDem Apr 2013 #131

Take your children to the Bush Library! napkinz Apr 2013 #161

Faith in a BIG LIE requires a lot of secondary lies to maintain the BIGGIE Coyotl Apr 2013 #137

+1 woo me with science Apr 2013 #141

Book Review Contest Coyotl Apr 2013 #139

We are a doomed society Rider3 Apr 2013 #152

visualize the future! wet.hen88 Apr 2013 #156

This is the real deal - here is a clip of the video that goes with it oberliner Apr 2013 #158

Dinosaurs and the Bible - this is Genesis Week, Episode 13 napkinz Apr 2013 #164

kick napkinz Apr 2013 #165