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Hekate

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168. EarG, we obviously needed that!

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 08:06 PM

Mar 2013

It's so hard to choose among such priceless gems, but I'm voting for Ron. I think Ron will be baaa-aaack. Responsible Gun Owner needs a tinfoil hat and maybe some primer paint for his truck.

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Time for another... Hate Mailbag! [View all] EarlG Mar 2013 OP

Did anyone go eat a bag of dicks? onehandle Mar 2013 #1

With enough mustard and hot sauce, almost anything can be eaten. Did I mention beer? leveymg Mar 2013 #8

They're best chocolate covered with a nice chianti. n/t sarge43 Mar 2013 #29

Mmmm, my favorite😉 Janecita Mar 2013 #41

What, no Fava beans? leveymg Mar 2013 #47

no liver either. hehe Nanjing to Seoul Mar 2013 #209

Do they come with sprinkles on them? zeemike Mar 2013 #92

mmmm. Nutella. lonestarnot Mar 2013 #183

Slippery dick ceviche is yummy too Submariner Mar 2013 #148

I prefer Jussi Pussi ... Fantastic Anarchist Mar 2013 #192

I refuse pipi_k Mar 2013 #18

Right wing brains lovemydog Mar 2013 #108

Maybe it was one of the secret ingredients on CHOPPED! JoePhilly Mar 2013 #39

Hahaha. Excellent. narnian60 Mar 2013 #82

JoePhilly, kurtzapril4 Mar 2013 #225

I myself am a fan of free-range dicks, as they're chemical-free. winter is coming Mar 2013 #48

I have only been timdog44 Mar 2013 #57

And anything else would be cruelty to dicks. No need for that. Squinch Mar 2013 #138

They also need to be grass-fed and fair trade, of course n/t eridani Mar 2013 #205

Of course, you can't eat just one. n/t reflection Mar 2013 #80

I buy mine in bulk to cut down on the packaging Jeff In Milwaukee Mar 2013 #84

Costco, of course! soleiri Mar 2013 #88

I thought they came in a can KamaAina Mar 2013 #90

Not me... awoke_in_2003 Mar 2013 #95

Ahem. The correct phrase is "Suck a bag of dicks." Ratty Mar 2013 #96

Suck a bag In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #123

not lately In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #121

I wasn't even aware they could be bought by the bag. Election_Correction Mar 2013 #134

You could use the 'vagina bread' as rolls. nt msanthrope Mar 2013 #149

LMFAO n/t L0oniX Mar 2013 #165

I prefer my dicks boxed nt NoGOPZone Mar 2013 #161

This thread should be saved for the Christmas party Left Coast2020 Mar 2013 #242

www.amazon.com --- duh Gore1FL Mar 2013 #171

With some fava beans and a nice chilled Chianti. Initech Mar 2013 #176

Maybe it was a bag of CANS of dick? krispos42 Mar 2013 #190

And we have a winner. I had no idea my offhand remark would draw so many responses. nt onehandle Mar 2013 #216

Yes. Walmart. ZombieHorde Mar 2013 #194

Cool story bro! Melinda Mar 2013 #2

Well, think about it sarge43 Mar 2013 #33

Hot damn! Hate Mail was part of what attracted me to here 11 years ago! 11 Bravo Mar 2013 #3

As scary as this thought is... Solly Mack Mar 2013 #4

And better!!! Squinch Mar 2013 #140

LOL! I still can't decide. The truck dude is my favorite, I think. Solly Mack Mar 2013 #172

I like "Ron!". Any bets on whether that exclamation point is part of the spelling of his name on Squinch Mar 2013 #213

He's iRon!... Solly Mack Mar 2013 #231

He thinks "iPod" refers to his family! (We could go on forever with this one!) Squinch Mar 2013 #232

LOL! Good one! Solly Mack Mar 2013 #233

You shouldn't have fucked with his truck, EarlG pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #5

That was actually me. My apologies to EarlG and his octane guzzling kids. Buzz Clik Mar 2013 #43

This is what the truck looked like ... before we messed with it. JoePhilly Mar 2013 #45

That'll buff out just fine. n/t A HERETIC I AM Mar 2013 #60

Look out! He has a sure-fire way of tracking us down!1! pacalo Mar 2013 #74

Just needs a little touch up paint from Walmart! RKP5637 Mar 2013 #105

This reminds me of the Squidbillies. Actually, now that I think about it... Raine1967 Mar 2013 #130

I'd like to know which clique I have sufrommich Mar 2013 #6

Deposit $10,000 (cash or money order) into DU's account and you get invited. At least that is how I Vincardog Mar 2013 #40

I deposited the $10k lovemydog Mar 2013 #106

Ron! ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #7

+1 Benton D Struckcheon Mar 2013 #36

Jeez, If Ron Has A Blog Site, Be Sure To Let Us Know! Paladin Mar 2013 #104

As I said in another response: deutsey Mar 2013 #117

Nicely put. (nt) Paladin Mar 2013 #118

He does--it's called RON!@blogspot. Arkana Mar 2013 #167

"I'd been wondering..." Puzzledtraveller Mar 2013 #9

Cool story bro....... Marrah_G Mar 2013 #10

Fowl language.... Buhgawk!!!! Initech Mar 2013 #11

This message was self-deleted by its author devilgrrl Mar 2013 #14

They were all great, colorado_ufo Mar 2013 #63

LOL! myrna minx Mar 2013 #219

Errrr merrrrr Gerrrrd! rdharma Mar 2013 #12

I have to ask,are you a sufrommich Mar 2013 #15

Kath and Kim show rdharma Mar 2013 #35

Haven't seen the Aussie version, but Kath and Kim was still one of the better shows they cancelled. Mnemosyne Mar 2013 #81

Well at least Ron said "Thanks". nolabear Mar 2013 #13

But "repungent stench" needs to become a thing. Repungentcans? Squinch Mar 2013 #142

So true. He was a master at malaprops. nolabear Mar 2013 #157

Difficult choice, as always, but Ron deserves consideration for a regular column. Scuba Mar 2013 #16

I just love Mnpaul Mar 2013 #61

Ron libodem Mar 2013 #17

Decisions, decisions... sarisataka Mar 2013 #19

I told you that sending out the youth auxiliary to fuck with his truck would backfire! Egalitarian Thug Mar 2013 #20

The person who used to be liberal Flashmann Mar 2013 #21

What a sad and depressing lot they are...nt and-justice-for-all Mar 2013 #22

do they still get asked back and revoked instantly? demosocialist Mar 2013 #23

Well, gee, now, these deep thinkers liberalhistorian Mar 2013 #24

Sure they do -- they say "cluck yourself" all the time. Hekate Mar 2013 #160

Have you seen the price of dicks lately? LeftofObama Mar 2013 #25

I bought my bag of dicks at Unknown Beatle Mar 2013 #87

Ron or the truck? sharp_stick Mar 2013 #26

Truck. That kind of paranoia is sooo entertaining. freshwest Mar 2013 #53

You should take Newsmax up on their offer Downtown Hound Mar 2013 #27

Wonkette has already done it muriel_volestrangler Mar 2013 #132

I want to conclude the public in my immoral Anti American ideas. pinto Mar 2013 #28

"Go eat a bag of dicks." Reminds me of a Rowan and Martin interchange. Buzz Clik Mar 2013 #30

I licked the wordings of the oliterate orange nation of ravenous bafoons most JoePhilly Mar 2013 #31

I had to vote for Ron ... surrealAmerican Mar 2013 #32

That's what swung my vote toward Ron deutsey Mar 2013 #115

Don't you mean "RON!"? Arkana Mar 2013 #217

"fowl language" WilliamPitt Mar 2013 #34

Righteous imposition of the Glock Block...eom Kolesar Mar 2013 #59

Don't laugh... 4_TN_TITANS Mar 2013 #119

Bwahahahahahahaha! love_katz Mar 2013 #37

Damn, damn, damn. I needed that ! russspeakeasy Mar 2013 #38

YAY!!! NMDemDist2 Mar 2013 #42

hard choices padruig Mar 2013 #44

And ozone... Blanks Mar 2013 #147

Messing with truck vs criticizing our "uniteligent bander" how can you choose? stevenleser Mar 2013 #46

The guy who bought all the guns is a bit scary. I mean reportable scary. marble falls Mar 2013 #49

All bluster, that guy did no such a thing. Ikonoklast Mar 2013 #141

Said everybody about Adam Lanza and James Holmes and the Columbine shooters. marble falls Mar 2013 #145

"Ron" can't even spell "illiterate" OhioChick Mar 2013 #50

Would this many turds a cesspool make? Progressive dog Mar 2013 #51

Ha!! greytdemocrat Mar 2013 #52

Ron has got to be EvilAL Mar 2013 #54

I particularly like his exclamation point lovemydog Mar 2013 #116

One must not simply say "Ron", EvilAL Mar 2013 #124

... AzDar Mar 2013 #55

My god... it's full of stars AtheistCrusader Mar 2013 #56

Thread win WilliamPitt Mar 2013 #64

2001 recut as a summer blockbuster: myrna minx Mar 2013 #220

A bafoon! yellerpup Mar 2013 #58

My favorite new word beveeheart Mar 2013 #159

+1! yellerpup Mar 2013 #211

Now you are casting asparagus at bafoons? eridani Mar 2013 #206

I wonder to myself yellerpup Mar 2013 #212

Don't forget ruthless tyrant Paul Pot. myrna minx Mar 2013 #221

Paul Pot! yellerpup Mar 2013 #222

LOL. Are these for real? nt SunSeeker Mar 2013 #62

Yes. Yes indeed, they ARE real. CottonBear Mar 2013 #187

Still not taking their meds. Cleita Mar 2013 #65

The guy with the truck... Javaman Mar 2013 #66

I think his name is Francis... Whiskeytide Mar 2013 #70

'Your mindless uniteligent bander is worthless' marmar Mar 2013 #67

I don't mean to complain, EarlG, but I did turn in my travel expense report 2 weeks ago DisgustipatedinCA Mar 2013 #68

And I suppose you want beer along with that travel money? nolabear Mar 2013 #125

Yes, we had a verbal contract--I was to have gotten a case of Milwaukee's Best DisgustipatedinCA Mar 2013 #129

And, I suppose you'll have the many experiences on your own. nolabear Mar 2013 #139

You screwed up Progressive dog Mar 2013 #180

The plan was perfect, flawless. DisgustipatedinCA Mar 2013 #189

All that and a bag of dicks. klook Mar 2013 #69

They're ALL winners! progressoid Mar 2013 #71

I FOUND IT! warrprayer Mar 2013 #72

Get outta here! 4_TN_TITANS Mar 2013 #102

Nom nom nom! CaliforniaPeggy Mar 2013 #199

"If it's your little group that's fucking with my truck I suggest you think again." Raffi Ella Mar 2013 #73

I voted for Ron! RevStPatrick Mar 2013 #75

'What the Cluck?' Grateful for Hope Mar 2013 #76

The "cool story bro" guy needs his gun privileges revoked. Apophis Mar 2013 #77

Too much fun! Thank you! n/t GoneOffShore Mar 2013 #78

Thank you, EarlG, thank you, thank you, thank you! Paladin Mar 2013 #79

Sweet..... thanks EarlG. n/t 4_TN_TITANS Mar 2013 #83

May I please campaign for Ron? wryter2000 Mar 2013 #85

Oh noes it's repugnant stench bander all the time here.... Kalidurga Mar 2013 #86

I liked the global warming guy Aerows Mar 2013 #89

Had to vote for the "bag of dicks" joeybee12 Mar 2013 #91

"bag of dicks" and "fowl language" get prizes for most poetic use of English Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #93

It's Ron 2016! one_voice Mar 2013 #94

Monty I'll go with the bag of dicks olddots Mar 2013 #97

I swear to god, I have absolutely got to stop reading these mlevans Mar 2013 #98

"Your mindless uniteligent bander is worthless" DollarBillHines Mar 2013 #99

I can understand their frustration, but.... Hulk Mar 2013 #100

So very hard to choose! Sissyk Mar 2013 #101

Dang! Quite a selection! SnowCritter Mar 2013 #103

Wow! Dyedinthewoolliberal Mar 2013 #107

It's almost a haiku! motocicleta2 Mar 2013 #109

Cool story bro! ellisonz Mar 2013 #110

Voting for Ron! because the irony of his statement about being "illterate and incoherent" cbayer Mar 2013 #111

I voted for the guy who claimed to be a liberal-turned-conservative. Jamaal510 Mar 2013 #112

Fowl language dipsydoodle Mar 2013 #113

BS Turbineguy Mar 2013 #114

The truck... that's dumbfuck gold, there. Scootaloo Mar 2013 #120

The truck guy matt819 Mar 2013 #122

who wants to kill us for fucking with his truck In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #126

Can I use food stamps to buy a bag of dicks? Nevernose Mar 2013 #127

Ahhhhh, a breath of foul air. Thanks for the mailbag, EarlG!! DinahMoeHum Mar 2013 #128

I love them all. Shrike47 Mar 2013 #131

At least he didn't use the n word LiberalLovinLug Mar 2013 #133

I feel so torn! Can I vote more than once? lunatica Mar 2013 #135

RON! He speaks fluent Palinese. tanyev Mar 2013 #136

Butt in his hindsite They_Live Mar 2013 #235

The only thing uglier than the truck was probly his dog. MichiganVote Mar 2013 #137

Oh my sweet Lord shenmue Mar 2013 #143

Guh. Too hard to choose, i hadda pass. nt. druidity33 Mar 2013 #144

Ron, you crack me up, dude. I voted for you. I love you, Ron. Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 #146

Ron has a point KT2000 Mar 2013 #150

With all the Republican Dicks, just how big a bag is it? rateyes Mar 2013 #151

I missed hate mail bag!! Tien1985 Mar 2013 #152

bwahahahahaahahaaaaaaa ahhhahahahahaaaa spanone Mar 2013 #153

I'm goin' with the ex-liberal.. Permanut Mar 2013 #154

Wow, it really is impossible to choose just one! MH1 Mar 2013 #155

I'm going to leave a bag of dicks in that guy's truck. n/t Ian David Mar 2013 #156

Since he's probably got Truck Nutz on it, that would be appropriate. winter is coming Mar 2013 #203

I'm not going to tell people I hate to go fuck themselves anymore. edbermac Mar 2013 #158

Omg, RON! takes the cake!! RedCappedBandit Mar 2013 #162

The Tire and Rim Association estimates that 80 percent of all blowouts NoGOPZone Mar 2013 #163

That 1st guy had a run in with Louis CK too XRubicon Mar 2013 #164

My vote is for RON! Arkana Mar 2013 #166

EarG, we obviously needed that! Hekate Mar 2013 #168

Bob Boudelang would be proud of Ron... L0oniX Mar 2013 #169

My favorite is "I have not used fowl language." DFW Mar 2013 #170

Dittoheads seem to have a problem with spelling Faygo Kid Mar 2013 #173

I loves me some hate mail! Vinnie From Indy Mar 2013 #174

the aged cur riverwalker Mar 2013 #175

I had to go with repungent stench caseymoz Mar 2013 #177

If he wins Spirochete Mar 2013 #198

I think you repungent stench of a excuse for speak is illterate and incoherent. Initech Mar 2013 #178

Bob Boudelang is out there somewhere thinking pscot Mar 2013 #179

Haven't read yet. I restrained myself for dessert. K & R! lonestarnot Mar 2013 #181

What I've learned .... tandot Mar 2013 #182

Wonder who "teached" Ron. He may have just been touched. lonestarnot Mar 2013 #184

Wow! That's some messed up people. David Zephyr Mar 2013 #185

Jesus.... MrMickeysMom Mar 2013 #186

LOL... CherokeeDem Mar 2013 #188

The libtard one Alcibiades Mar 2013 #191

"bag of dicks" are too salty Demonaut Mar 2013 #193

How am I supposed to infiltrate you now? gateley Mar 2013 #195

I have such a....."soft spot" (????) for those that can't understand the 1st Amendment. BobTheSubgenius Mar 2013 #196

I gotta go with Ron on this Spirochete Mar 2013 #197

I voted Ron! also lovemydog Mar 2013 #200

Only those capable of "sovereign thought" Spirochete Mar 2013 #204

Grammar Nazi checking in. There is only ONE "f" in "bafoon." n/t eridani Mar 2013 #208

WOW -- one reading is not enough; each new reading reveals more treasure. eppur_se_muova Mar 2013 #201

Thanks, I needed the laugh! Rhiannon12866 Mar 2013 #202

Eat a bag of dicks!!?? JohnnyRingo Mar 2013 #207

I suppose fowl language would be telling people to eat a bag of cocks? LeftishBrit Mar 2013 #210

So much illiteracy, so little time. Bluzmann57 Mar 2013 #214

What the heck is that truck dude ranting about? DiverDave Mar 2013 #215

It's probably a previous supplier... 47of74 Mar 2013 #239

EarlG Just want to say, I really enjoy your Hatemail postings, please keep it up! Katashi_itto Mar 2013 #218

Doh! Makes me feel a bit more normal. fleabiscuit Mar 2013 #223

So good. It's been so long. Thank you so much. byronius Mar 2013 #224

Quit fucking with his truck! kurtzapril4 Mar 2013 #226

Trying to figure out the concept of "conluding." pauljulian Mar 2013 #227

It just occurred to me.. Permanut Mar 2013 #228

The one titled "my recent ban" needs to be locked up in a mental institution. Total paranoid psycho judesedit Mar 2013 #229

they are calling us stupid, how many basic 1st grade words were misspelled...... NavyDavy Mar 2013 #230

Bag of dicks DainBramaged Mar 2013 #234

Bag of.. Nostrodumbest Mar 2013 #236

Do love the show names part PatrynXX Mar 2013 #237

I was going to vote for the guy who was whining about how the site sucks 47of74 Mar 2013 #238

Orgazinations are bafoons magical thyme Mar 2013 #240

You have a scary job. lexw Mar 2013 #241

I can't believe I missed the voting on this BainsBane Mar 2013 #243

Me too, mercymechap Mar 2013 #244