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MarianJack

(10,237 posts) Mon Feb 25, 2013, 08:09 AM Feb 2013

One night mitt and queen ann are going over their expenses... [View all]

Last edited Mon Feb 25, 2013, 06:28 PM - Edit history (1)

...and mitt says "queen ann, if you learn how to cook, we could fire the chef".

queen ann says "mitt, if you learned to f***, we could fire the gardiner"!

On edit: At the thought of firing 2 prople they both had an immediate climax!

Just a quick Monday morning joke, so please don't be TOO cruel!

PEACE!

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One night mitt and queen ann are going over their expenses... [View all] MarianJack Feb 2013 OP

... Kahuna Feb 2013 #1

Thanx! MarianJack Feb 2013 #5

That youngest Romney son, Craig House of Roberts Feb 2013 #2

Who knows? MarianJack Feb 2013 #6

Ha ha ha MAD Dave Feb 2013 #3

Thank you! MarianJack Feb 2013 #7

Sadly, I could see that actually happening! Gorp Feb 2013 #4

When I first heard it,... MarianJack Feb 2013 #9

Yeah, but it's stuck with them for now. It's like the Jesus and Moses golf joke. Gorp Feb 2013 #11

I had another joke in mind. MarianJack Feb 2013 #14

Mind if I ask which one? Gorp Feb 2013 #17

Whoops! MarianJack Feb 2013 #22

Yeah, that's a good one too. Gorp Feb 2013 #23

Thanx! MarianJack Feb 2013 #24

I like it! I like it! tosh Feb 2013 #8

Thanx, tosh! MarianJack Feb 2013 #10

Okay. That is pretty funny. smirkymonkey Feb 2013 #12

Thank you, smirkymonkey! MarianJack Feb 2013 #15

Please, please do not remind me of those two! I get close to screaming when I see either CTyankee Feb 2013 #13

WHAT? MarianJack Feb 2013 #16

best we not speak of the unspeakable... CTyankee Feb 2013 #19

Happily, the only way we can speak of them now... MarianJack Feb 2013 #21

Hahaha! That is great! PennsylvaniaMatt Feb 2013 #18

Not in the White House. MarianJack Feb 2013 #20