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Kalidurga

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3. Things I prefer to the Republican House...
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 11:36 PM
Jan 2013

Root Canals - they hurt no big, it won't hurt for the rest of my life though unlike the elimination of the safety net and cutting entitlements.

Head lice- there is a shampoo for that. Unfortunately there isn't one to wash congress out of our hair.

Nickelback- it's called changing the station.

Carnies- way more honest than your average Republican.

France- Meh, don't care one way or the other and France doesn't make our laws.

Traffic Jams- Not a big deal, turn on the radio and if there are people in the car it's time to have a convo.

Cockroaches- Borax used liberally around points of entry and where they like to live usually gives them the message they aren't wanted.

Used-Car Salesmen- My SO knows cars so...

Brussels Sprouts- Good for you. Republicans not so much.

John Edwards - almost have me there.

Telemarketers - My phone has a hang up feature.

The Kardashians - Weird family, but I bet they are nicer than Boehner.

Lindsay Lohan - She is a train wreck, but she has nothing to do with how this country is run.

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