Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk. What could possibly go wrong?

[Ruby the Liberal]

10. Hahahahaha! I am dying over here.

I don't know what is funnier - the comments or all of the user photos that were uploaded to the product page of car wrecks.

The tray fit my steering wheel perfectly, and was quite solid, a well-engineered product. It will hold a charcoal grill, for example, 2-year-old twins, or a front rifle rest for a passenger. Anyways, I was using my laptop on the tray, and when I bumped the the car in front of me on the interstate, my airbag went off. I lost everything below my ribs, and I get my nutrients from a glucose bottle now. And I have even more time to play Angry Birds.

I cannot tell you how much I love this thing!! Before, I had to place my BK Triple Stacker and two large fries on the passenger seat in order to enjoy a small snack while commuting to and from work. With this product, I have my treat right at my finger tips as I drive. As much as I love this thing, I'm only giving it three stars because I really wish that it had connectors that allowed it to pivot when you turn. I really hate spilling my fries when I turn and am forced to cut straight through the corners. It would also be nice if the grips could adjust to fit higher on the steering wheel. With my seat all the way back, it still cuts into my stomach and I have trouble reaching the pedals. Other than that, it's a gem!

I was using this product in my car with my new 17" gaming laptop, catching up on some WoW daily quests on my way to work when suddenly I accidentally caused a massive accident on the highway because some jerk stole my quest mob and I was typing an insult to him. Anyway, the accident resulted in a 64 car pileup - 21 people were killed and another 30 injured but thankfully the Wheelmate managed to stop a piece of shrapnel from an exploding gas tanker that would have otherwise killed me.

They wouldn't accept a return since shrapnel wasn't covered under warranty, so I removed one star.