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The Velveteen Ocelot

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30. So let's say I have next-door neighbors I don't like.
Wed Dec 5, 2012, 06:08 PM
Dec 2012

And because I don't like them I blow my leaves into their yard, throw my dog's poop over the fence into their garden, park in front of their driveway, yell at their kids, knock over their mailbox, and steal their newspaper off their steps. Then, when they throw a big Christmas party and invite all the other neighbors but not me, I get all huffy and outraged and can't understand why I was left out.

WHINE... WHINE, you stupid losers trueblue2007 Dec 2012 #1
on the internet, they call her Petunia. :D roguevalley Dec 2012 #35
because talking to those three lowers your IQ Enrique Dec 2012 #2
I wouldn't want the Faux Fiends trio anywhere near me either....... think Dec 2012 #3
The MSNBC folks tend to be housebroken. nt Buns_of_Fire Dec 2012 #4
“I mean, that station is delivering the message of this administration. So, it makes sense.” HangOnKids Dec 2012 #5
WHAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Marrah_G Dec 2012 #6
I went to media matters but there were too many pages documented Ichingcarpenter Dec 2012 #11
Yeah... mnmoderatedem Dec 2012 #27
remember the subtitle to a picture of Michelle that said Obama's baby mama? roguevalley Dec 2012 #37
What I want to know JohnStJohn Dec 2012 #7
Well said my friend and welcome to DU. hrmjustin Dec 2012 #8
Thank you for the welcome hrmjustin. JohnStJohn Dec 2012 #22
Your Servant! hrmjustin Dec 2012 #24
Ok, my Mom was wrong PD Turk Dec 2012 #9
Rhetorical question, right? rustydog Dec 2012 #10
Because you're the host of the single dumbest show on television? Initech Dec 2012 #12
*nose pressed to the glass* Lex Dec 2012 #13
Hmm, didn't bush meet all of the fox douchbags once? louis-t Dec 2012 #14
These three must be the stupidest things on earth LondonReign2 Dec 2012 #15
And I bet he is available. They should have him on their show. rhett o rick Dec 2012 #34
Is this a joke? nt ladjf Dec 2012 #16
Yes, yes it is. xfundy Dec 2012 #17
Freeze Johnny2X2X Dec 2012 #18
You know, President Obama SHOULD have invited them to the White House. edbermac Dec 2012 #19
maybe they forgot they said Romney won rurallib Dec 2012 #20
Is there *anyone* working at Fox who doesn't look/act like they've slipped a chromosome? n/t gkhouston Dec 2012 #21
Oh no, they are serious, aren't they? Quantess Dec 2012 #23
Here's a teensy little hit... Wait Wut Dec 2012 #25
That should be their last interview with President Obama. Quantess Dec 2012 #31
Call the whambulance!! RedCappedBandit Dec 2012 #26
Should Fox ever become a news channel then perhaps Sherman A1 Dec 2012 #28
I can't think of a single reason why they should have been invited. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2012 #29
So let's say I have next-door neighbors I don't like. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2012 #30
Good analogy. nt bluestate10 Dec 2012 #38
Because no one in their right mind would go near the fox news inbred mutants with a ten foot pole. Squinch Dec 2012 #32
GW had regular right-wing-a-palloozzas SoCalDem Dec 2012 #33
Better becareful Faux the green eyed monster is showing it's ugly side and we see how jealous you Raine Dec 2012 #36
Bush kinda did this for FOX during his second term.... ShadesOfBlue Dec 2012 #39
Because Exen Trik Dec 2012 #40
Maybe because you are foreign owned and this is the American White House. Festivito Dec 2012 #41
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