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162. Trump lawyers on the job.

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Fri Apr 19, 2024, 08:08 PM

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Trump is stinking up the courtroom...literally! [View all] Nevilledog Apr 2024 OP

Hahaha! Kingofalldems Apr 2024 #1

Don Yawn sits in his own pew Blue Owl Apr 2024 #2

It's called incontinence. He's also apparently showing signs of B.See Apr 2024 #146

Audibly or just olfactorily? Ocelot II Apr 2024 #3

New courtroom sketch Nevilledog Apr 2024 #38

"The court's going to have to issue more than a gag order here.' riversedge Apr 2024 #40

Lol.. TSF's Revenge! Cha Apr 2024 #94

The cotton in the lawyers nose is a nice touch Ray Bruns Apr 2024 #97

Mentholatum enid602 Apr 2024 #158

LOL onetexan Apr 2024 #126

The 7 kinds of farts... rubbersole Apr 2024 #98

Oh! The slow squeaker can be the worst! Kind of burns and sometimes only you can hear it. Like a dog whistle. brewens Apr 2024 #131

If, as has long been reported, he has fecal incontinence and wears a diaper--for which an aid hlthe2b Apr 2024 #4

Looking forward to his new book: The Shart of the Deal Nevilledog Apr 2024 #6

The Shart of the Heel lame54 Apr 2024 #87

shart of the rear MadLinguist Apr 2024 #99

Wonderful!!!! machoneman Apr 2024 #139

Will Daper Don appeal a conviction with the claim that wnylib Apr 2024 #112

And a whole room full of people are sitting in the room too, all witnessing the barrage of farts and etc. SWBTATTReg Apr 2024 #5

Donny le pew getagrip_already Apr 2024 #7

I wonder if it is more than passing gas. Irish_Dem Apr 2024 #8

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing Farmer-Rick Apr 2024 #59

Any one sitting close to him will have a hard time. Irish_Dem Apr 2024 #65

My husband said if he is farting through a diaper Tree Lady Apr 2024 #95

Trying anything to get out of the trial Chakaconcarne Apr 2024 #9

Worked for Ted Nugent during Viet Nam. nt Geechie Apr 2024 #12

Worked for Tio Salamanca as well Aviation Pro Apr 2024 #15

👏👏👏 Traildogbob Apr 2024 #22

Maybe that's the real reason why he wanted out of this trial AllyCat Apr 2024 #47

A sort of comfort PlutosHeart Apr 2024 #61

Diaper rash is no joke. AllyCat Apr 2024 #64

I find it appropriate that nature is handing back to him a version of what he causes others to go through. appleannie1 Apr 2024 #175

He can't control it. Sky Jewels Apr 2024 #80

TSF will be moved to a cell with a close-circuit TV. ALONE and no electronics. TSF will go crazy Traurigkeit Apr 2024 #108

"TSF will go crazy" Dave Bowman Apr 2024 #173

TSF IS crazy, for all these years. Traurigkeit Apr 2024 #191

He sure has been for a while. Dave Bowman Apr 2024 #192

Imagine the entire court wearing Hazmat suits 0rganism Apr 2024 #10

Now reimagine what you just imagined, but as a campaign ad 0rganism Apr 2024 #170

He's trying to gaslight the jury RAB910 Apr 2024 #11

Don't light a match!!!! COL Mustard Apr 2024 #55

I thought the goal was to light a match, Aristus Apr 2024 #177

That might result in excessive COL Mustard Apr 2024 #181

LOL!!!! MyOwnPeace Apr 2024 #72

Barrump-bump! calimary Apr 2024 #85

Or just gas them. 3catwoman3 Apr 2024 #123

Why am I not surprised? Mme. Defarge Apr 2024 #13

Trump farts are the worst farts of all. C_U_L8R Apr 2024 #14

Now we know why everyone he talks to has tears in their eyes Nevilledog Apr 2024 #20

LOL! Nt spooky3 Apr 2024 #30

that's just one reason FoxNewsSucks Apr 2024 #48

Nevilledog, Conjuay Apr 2024 #74

DAYUM!! MyOwnPeace Apr 2024 #79

DUzy! littlemissmartypants Apr 2024 #100

annnnnd, Nevilledog wins today's internet! Attilatheblond Apr 2024 #104

Bwwwwwwaaa! Dem2theMax Apr 2024 #109

Oops! Nevilledog Apr 2024 #157

. . . Dem2theMax Apr 2024 #169

Makes me wonder about the reason for the side-eye look wnylib Apr 2024 #118

The best! Nothing but the best! NM Grins Apr 2024 #32

His diet makes it worse FoxNewsSucks Apr 2024 #46

Hopefully the verdict will cause him to crap his pants. Towlie Apr 2024 #16

Violating a gas order tavernier Apr 2024 #167

Ooh ooh that Smell!😷 Mando and the "meat curtains" Traildogbob Apr 2024 #17

This message was self-deleted by its author orangecrush Apr 2024 #18

Needs his OWN room for many reasons. THIS could be one of the top bluestarone Apr 2024 #19

The jury has been seated Poiuyt Apr 2024 #21

A mask mandate need not apply Traildogbob Apr 2024 #26

that would be me, esp in an enclosed space . AllaN01Bear Apr 2024 #105

why doesn't someone call out: orleans Apr 2024 #23

Conway FTW BeyondGeography Apr 2024 #24

MF45 resents the judges gag order, so FoxNewsSucks Apr 2024 #53

Cant the judge impose a court order/requirement,.... magicarpet Apr 2024 #101

sounds reasonable to me. FoxNewsSucks Apr 2024 #137

Well, it takes our mind off of his anti-democracy threat. And his body odor. UTUSN Apr 2024 #25

Will he Leave a Brown Trail of Shame as he Shuffles Out? Beetwasher. Apr 2024 #27

Are you sure he's not shitting his pants? Cuz, ya' know, that also has a 'scent'. NM Grins Apr 2024 #28

I really hope Jimmy Fallon talks about this tonight. We know Trump watches! Doodley Apr 2024 #29

You mean "Stupid" Jimmy Kimmel? MorbidButterflyTat Apr 2024 #37

OMG! I can't believe that! My mother-in-law was always getting Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kinmel mixed up. Now I Doodley Apr 2024 #84

No biggie! MorbidButterflyTat Apr 2024 #86

Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert should all be on it Wednesdays Apr 2024 #154

Smelvis Smelvis malaise Apr 2024 #31

New campaign slogan enid602 Apr 2024 #160

LOL malaise Apr 2024 #161

Jail would restrict his diet Warpy Apr 2024 #33

Love egg salad! leftieNanner Apr 2024 #43

Brown German mustard Warpy Apr 2024 #69

That sounds wonderful! leftieNanner Apr 2024 #78

He shit in his Depends orangecrush Apr 2024 #34

Thanks for that in-depth analysis MorbidButterflyTat Apr 2024 #41

Most welcome orangecrush Apr 2024 #107

I was thinking the same thing Earthrise Apr 2024 #70

oh no flakey_foont Apr 2024 #35

This is a for-real product??? niyad Apr 2024 #141

YES. Go look Maraya1969 Apr 2024 #143

I did. Still surprised, though. Before today, I would have thought it niyad Apr 2024 #144

OMG MorbidButterflyTat Apr 2024 #36

The court will need some special ventilation. Put smelvis in a plastic box, too. Hermit-The-Prog Apr 2024 #39

Bubble boy enid602 Apr 2024 #155

The Boy In The Bubble... Hermit-The-Prog Apr 2024 #159

An OTHER miserable part of the 'drama.' elleng Apr 2024 #42

It's a great thing, there's no smoking in the court room... Omnipresent Apr 2024 #44

Some one should sell cloths pins outside the courthouse. pwb Apr 2024 #45

I predicted this a few days ago!! nocoincidences Apr 2024 #49

do they need one of those Lume deodorant consultants to come in and rurallib Apr 2024 #50

A fitting assignment for "Dr." Shannon Klingman and her Lume grift... hlthe2b Apr 2024 #82

Yeah, she says women are self conscious about body smells TexasBushwhacker Apr 2024 #116

I can't hit the remote fast enough when those commercials come on. Talitha Apr 2024 #120

He needs those Japanese diapers with the built in charcoal filter in the ass. captain queeg Apr 2024 #51

A whole bag of charcoal briquettes wont help coprolite Apr 2024 #117

It's the extra onions digesting from his Big Macs Submariner Apr 2024 #52

Turn the other cheek Eddie18 Apr 2024 #54

This whole line of argument/commentary is so dumb Prairie Gates Apr 2024 #56

And yet each one of us has passed gas at least once in our lives. littlemissmartypants Apr 2024 #142

Only in America! Joinfortmill Apr 2024 #57

Lincoln Project's childish take on this : mucifer Apr 2024 #58

Well, the Lincoln Project doesn't need to convince us not to vote for him. soldierant Apr 2024 #145

Trump lawyers on the job. keithbvadu2 Apr 2024 #162

The first thing I think of when I hear anything about TFG is walkingman Apr 2024 #60

LOL That's probably why... LuvLoogie Apr 2024 #62

GasX Anyone? Deep State Witch Apr 2024 #63

Yup Don. Your S$#* does indeed stink. PlutosHeart Apr 2024 #66

Is he doing this on purpose? duforsure Apr 2024 #67

Can people crap and fart at will? Seems to me that wnylib Apr 2024 #124

Pull my finger and I'll tell you JoseBalow Apr 2024 #166

Joseph Pujol could, and turned his unique skill into a high art form at the Moulin Rouge Brother Buzz Apr 2024 #183

My guess is that he had a disorder that produced more gas wnylib Apr 2024 #184

No, Joseph Pujol had genuine abdominal muscle control, and turned his parlor trick into a high art form Brother Buzz Apr 2024 #185

Do you really think that Trump has that kind of muscle control? wnylib Apr 2024 #186

The orange anus had eight pounds of 'Big Mac' fecal matter parked in his colon Brother Buzz Apr 2024 #188

According to the Wikipedia article on Pujol, wnylib Apr 2024 #189

The marmalade shartcannon has no control of his bowels Brother Buzz Apr 2024 #190

James Joyce had something to say about this. Disaffected Apr 2024 #68

Ah, love letters to Nora... Prairie Gates Apr 2024 #92

Yes, that Nora Disaffected Apr 2024 #115

Something Crawled Up His Ass And Died Deep State Witch Apr 2024 #71

Ever been to a skilled facility. That's the smell. onecaliberal Apr 2024 #73

Indeed it is! 10 Turtle Day Apr 2024 #128

I agree. onecaliberal Apr 2024 #134

All those hamberders and KFC? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2024 #75

Is this juvenile and dumb? Sure. It is also custom-made to erode his support. misanthrope Apr 2024 #76

He might, eventually, pass a few lumps, too.🤧 demosincebirth Apr 2024 #77

The Trump brand--epitome of class and taste. pandr32 Apr 2024 #81

He's a repulsive sack of shit -- literally and figuratively Sky Jewels Apr 2024 #83

He's sending out the Trump-Signal to the House F.A.R.T. Buns_of_Fire Apr 2024 #88

Is that Batman or tonsils and teeth? keithbvadu2 Apr 2024 #164

Trapped in a Courtroom with TSF Passing Cha Apr 2024 #89

The Emperor has no clothes. maxsolomon Apr 2024 #90

When he wakes up will he be embarrassed?? NO..he could care less PortTack Apr 2024 #91

Better notify the FART team. dchill Apr 2024 #93

Ugh Demovictory9 Apr 2024 #96

hence why Kali Apr 2024 #102

Last ditch Roy Cohn maneuver? The Unmitigated Gall Apr 2024 #103

My new name for him is Farty-Five! 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 2024 #106

This thread is hilarious! MorbidButterflyTat Apr 2024 #110

I have literally laughed my ass off through reading every post. llmart Apr 2024 #151

Me too! MorbidButterflyTat Apr 2024 #168

Excuse me sir, would you like your testimony with or without stench? chouchou Apr 2024 #111

Does it smell like Cartoon Planet or Funk? AuntyGravity Apr 2024 #113

A technical point of order chowmama Apr 2024 #114

I'm not sure of the title SomedayKindaLove Apr 2024 #163

Just a cheap joke chowmama Apr 2024 #179

Trumpy le Pew Wicked Blue Apr 2024 #119

Trump considers this a gift Turbineguy Apr 2024 #121

OMG! This is too much! honest.abe Apr 2024 #122

His evil soul escaping .... BigOleDummy Apr 2024 #125

The bible thumpers tell us lapfog_1 Apr 2024 #127

Someone needs to object so we get to say he cleared the courtroom with his farts! Everyone shouldn't brewens Apr 2024 #129

That won't help him with the jury! NT Patton French Apr 2024 #130

That's what happens when you pig out on Big Macs and french fries. n/t totodeinhere Apr 2024 #132

Oder in the court! Monsieur_Grumpe Apr 2024 #133

George Carlin had s classic monolog on his TOLEDO WINDOWBOX album ProudMNDemocrat Apr 2024 #135

A joke Marthe48 Apr 2024 #136

The judge is in his gas chambers Blue Owl Apr 2024 #138

Maybe he's just testing out the gas that he's going to use to inflating his escape balloon with. cstanleytech Apr 2024 #140

Looks like the court folks need to cover whatever chair #DementiaDonnie sits in, area51 Apr 2024 #147

What a disgusting waste of a "human." Evolve Dammit Apr 2024 #148

Court officers and employees should be given gas masks dalton99a Apr 2024 #149

So should the witnesses meow2u3 Apr 2024 #165

Falling asleep as he sits in his own shit, on trial for 34 felony counts, and in front of the jury too Botany Apr 2024 #150

Ohhh, the humanity! ewcordon Apr 2024 #152

My guess: Encopresis no_hypocrisy Apr 2024 #153

I think every MAGA cult member should be forced to be with the orange prick in a small room. Crowman2009 Apr 2024 #156

The lawyers should start lighting matches. C Moon Apr 2024 #171

The internet is having fun with TFG's farts LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2024 #172

Poopy LePew Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2024 #174

Encopresis can be nasty . . . . . no_hypocrisy Apr 2024 #176

Kick and rec. Kingofalldems Apr 2024 #178

Why Brits call farts TRUMPS and other flatulence facts Doodley Apr 2024 #180

Farting is a side effect of some weight loss drugs splat Apr 2024 #182

Do you think this is really true? Or is it just a... (wait for it) Bucky Apr 2024 #187