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(idea came from a post in the lingerie football thread, but I couldn't get the graphic to copy, so found a slightly different version)
Sexual Assault Prevention Tips For Men - Guaranteed To Work!
1. Dont put drugs in womens drinks.
2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in a lift and a woman gets in, dont rape her.
5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
6. Never creep into a womans home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.
7. When you lurk in bushes and doorways with criminal intentions, always wear bright clothing, wave a flashlight, or play Boys Who Rape (Should All Be Destroyed) by the Raveonettes on a boombox really loud, so women in the vicinity will know where to aim their flamethrowers.
8. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you when lurking in shadows.
9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape a woman, you can hand the whistle to your buddy, so s/he can blow it to call for help.
10. Give your buddy a revolver, so that when indifferent passers-by either ignore the rape whistle, or gather round to enjoy the spectacle, s/he can pistol-whip you.
11. Dont forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, dont pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you dont communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.
In other words, the best way to prevent rape is to not rape anybody.
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