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In reply to the discussion: Jeffrey Epstein willing to post $100 million bail [View all]JT45242
(2,380 posts)7. No bail. Under no circumstances.
Each lewd picture of a child is a ten year sentence, so 150 pictures is 1,500 years. There is no way that any amount of his ill-gotten money that would not be worth leaving behind to avoid a millenium in jail as child molestor.
I take that back, there is one way to get bail. They put a suicide squad type bomb on all 4 limbs, and his head so if he steps out of his home other than a court date or leaves the island of Manhattan then he is blown to a million little pieces.
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make him post $58,437,679,486,879,473.99 in bail. (I have no idea how much money this is.)
trueblue2007
Jul 2019
#4
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trueblue2007
Jul 2019
#24
Thank you. i hate math and could not figure out past couple billion and i will take that $750,000
trueblue2007
Jul 2019
#25
T.S. and that's not 'tough tortillas'. No fricken way. What's to consider. 😫
sprinkleeninow
Jul 2019
#16
Chump change for a guy who can afford it and is looking at the rest of his life in prison
Miles Archer
Jul 2019
#28
I'm confident that Eppy will be out and raping about within a year, without posting a money bond.
NCjack
Jul 2019
#29
I wouldn't be surprised if he had some type of secret escape route in place in his NY mansion.
tableturner
Jul 2019
#32