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In reply to the discussion: The Chick Fellatio: stuck in the craw [View all]meaculpa2011
(918 posts)grasp your impeccable logic.
So... hot off the presses.
A gay rights group has decided to hold their annual meeting in Doofusville. The mayor, Dudley Doofus, announced that "those people" will not be welcome. However, if they do come he will deny them the permits required to hold their picnic in the town park. When asked what justification he can use to deny them the right to assemble, he said that the community of Doofus won't allow such behavior. "They just don't belong here," said the mayor, "It's an insult to our collective values."
Mayor Doofus then dashed off a letter, on his official letterhead, urging the local motel owner to cancel their reservations or he will make his life a living hell.
The ACLU then brought suit against the mayor, defending the group's right to assemble.
Faced with a lawsuit, the mayor admitted that he had no legal authority to deny permits or make anyone's life a living hell.
"I guess I can't do that," said the mayor. "I say a lot of stupid things. They're called them Doofus-isms. After all, I never stood in front of the motel with armed police and actually denied them entry. When I shoot a couple of them, then they'll have something to cry about."
The townsfolk of Doofusville defended the mayor. "He's not shy about sharing his opinions with the citizens of the city, and he's beloved for that reason."