Rapists for Romney 2012.

Rapists & pedophiles from around America are finally uniting to support their rights.
Rapists & Pedophiles doing the will of God must no longer be incarcerated. Just because the woman does not get pregnant the first time does not mean that God did not intend for the woman to bear a child. Sometimes, a rape must occur four or five times to get it right. (We are only human.) Rape is hard work and usually requires lots of pre-planning.

This year our candidate Mitt Romney must legalize rape for the good of humanity.
Rape is natural and rape can be fun.
People just need to learn to be more relaxed about it.
God is okay with rape, he usually watches while it happens. When people are attacked by a God fearing rapist, they should lay back and enjoy the ride. Rape seems like violence, but it isn't because God has bestowed one of his greatest gifts upon the earth. Rape is nothing more than tough love. Subsequently, love hurts, but it is this pain that we feel that let's us know that we are alive. God loves all of his children and sometimes he sends deep penetrating love in the form of Jerry Sandusky, Gary Glitter, or Roman Polanski.

OPEN LETTER TO POTUS CANDIDATE ROMNEY

Dear Mr.Romney,
As your constituent I vow to support your bid for the 2012 POTUS position, as I know that you will legalize rape. Doing the will of God is a difficult job, but there is a lot of raping to be done in the name of Jesus. Legalizing rape will not only make an increase in the American population, but it will help create more voters for the future Republican party. Members of the GOP procreate by rape, so this is perfectly natural. The benefits of rape are so much greater and cost effective to Americans than first realized. Analysts at the Family Research Council have discovered that single mothers actually pay more in taxes than non single mothers. Rape victims who are not covered by health insurance must pay for their medical treatments creating a win-win for Americans. Releasing pedophiles and rapists from prisons would free up much needed revenues for prisons nationwide. Released rapists means more counseling jobs and mediations.

Mormons have been known to have many wives, and recently it has been witnessed in Texas that the wives of some Mormons are way under the age of consent. (It's okay, it's God's will working in mysterious ways.) Mormons have lots of children and sex with lots of children because Mormons are doing what Jesus wants. Mormons are the chosen people of Christ. Everybody else is going to hell to burn and eat poop sticks for eternity.

Mr. Romney we implore you to stay vigilant and make abortion illegal because killing is bad, but legalize rape because rape is good. Good for the economy and good for America, and Jesus wants it this way.

Thank you Mr. Romney, and thank you Jesus.


*This message was sponsored by the EAGLE RAPE-PAC For Romney-Ryan Alliance, Patriot Pedo BUTT-PAC, and the Americans for Christian Ted Haggard Jr. admiration club.