December 3, 2021

If you see James or Jennifer Crumbly, call the F.B.I.

https://twitter.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1466869675933908994

https://twitter.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1466863717430149123

December 3, 2021

I swear Elon is evolving into a supervillain.

https://twitter.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1466803930340335622

November 22, 2021

Cough syrup from 1888

https://twitter.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1462689074066518024

November 18, 2021

Countries where old age isn't locked behind a paywall.

https://twitter.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1461429774476197891

But, but... “we have the best healthcare in the world”!


We just don’t live longer, we’re not healthier, we pay 2-3 times as much per person and millions of our fellow citizens have no coverage at all. But other than that, “we have the best healthcare in the world”, yes, of course. We're exceptional.

October 7, 2021

"People just don't want to work anymore"

https://twitter.com/strictlychristo/status/1446002772441124868

If employers would start paying a decent wage, I’m sure that they could find employees.

October 3, 2021

Let me off this planet, there are too many Covidiots acting like spoiled children!

https://twitter.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1444632342761377792
Dozens of people occupied two cafes, Cava Cafe and later El Cantinero restaurant, where they sat down on the floor and refused to leave until they were served food. Police were called to both locations and the group complied with NYPD requests to leave.

September 10, 2021

To every idiot insisting they will not comply with employer vaccine mandates...

To every #COVIDIOT insisting #IWillNotComply with employer vaccine mandates, keep in mind that you will not be eligible for any unemployment benefits, whether you quit or are fired for being unvaccinated. #antivaxxers #DoNotComply

https://twitter.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1436125862030561282

September 10, 2021

Stop being human plague rats and go get the vaccine.

That's the tweet.
https://twitter.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1436146842308263937

September 9, 2021

#DoNotComply

#DoNotComply with this country's march towards idiocracy and selfishness.

https://twitter.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1436078810969960448

September 8, 2021

Do you promise?

https://twitter.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1435743575627550722