BURN!

The Mitt Dance

I love how Mitt avoids to invade his wife's personal space while kissing her nt

Anyone who says that the President hasn't spelled out his plan for the next four years is a liar

Because in his closing argument he's reiterated the exact same plan for the next four years that he always has.

When they say that, "He ain't got a plan", it's only clear that those people weren't listening.

The trees in Michigan are jealous because Mitt would rather talk about cars than how high they are

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Apparently Mitt knows more about the Chinese economy than he knows about the American economy nt

Mitt: "I love drones, I speak their language…"

"Drones were a friend of mine. Mister President, you are no drone."

The President is sinking Mitt's Battleship

Romney shouldn't have bunched all of his little ships together

Mitt vows to give us back the navy we had before 1917 nt

I guess he figures that he can do whatever he says only because he's the white guy

Because his math never adds up