What REALLY Happened To Melania Trump?

[MagaSmash]

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[C_U_L8R]

1. Only the pool boy knows for sure.

[hlthe2b]

2. ...

I've tried, really, but I don't.

[PatSeg]

18. Same here

Actually, she never even enters my mind until someone mentions her and then I still don't care. I am so tired of all these self-absorbed people.

[SamKnause]

3. I don't give a flying fuck !!! Do you ???

[rubbersole]

4. Slovenia is missing its be best sex worker.

[erronis]

7. Advertised as "little used by an older man"

Almost a virgin...

[sop]

5. The divorce papers will be served the day after the election.

Melania's hiding out in an undisclosed location till then.

[Wonder Why]

6. She's part of the $175M.

[Aussie105]

8. She is probably out there somewhere.

Trying hard to disconnect from the past and reinvent herself.

Looking for a more reliable source of income, possibly.

What price for a slightly used ex-Presidental spouse on the open market?

[brewens]

28. I'd say she'll get top dollar as an ex "first lady" especially if she swallows! LOL n/t

[Escurumbele]

9. DISCLAIMER: I did not watch the video and don't intend to, but nonetheless I will provide my 2 cents.

She is very worried now that she knows the buffoon doesn't have the money she thought he had, so she is looking for a millionaire to marry and then divorce trump because she knows he is going to jail and there are no plans on her schedule to visit the buffoon when he is locked, or to stay around with the "children", only Byron because that is hers.

Oh, and I forgot to add...I don't care, do you?

[ShazzieB]

27. You could be right.

In fact, what you've laid out makes a lot of sense. I agree that Melania doesn't have much of a relationship with TSF's other kids. At this point, I think her main concern is looking after herself and her son, Barron, and I can't really blame her. It's not like anyone else is going to do it. TSF only cares about himself, and the older kids all have their own families and concerns.

[2naSalit]

10. Vlad hasn't...

Given her new instructions yet, told her to have nice vacation. Just like the flu, she'll be back.

[nature-lover]

11. She has been busy trying to find the exact word to make "Be Best" a complete thought.

[trusty elf]

12. ....

[SergeStorms]

14. Nailed it! 🤣

Whoever thought to put those two pictures side-by-side has a photographic (and slightly warped) mind.

[COL Mustard]

23. Yup.

She’s not remotely attractive, at least to me.

[True Dough]

26. I enjoy the chocolate milk on the right!

Not the spoiled milk on the left!

[Joinfortmill]

13. Rofl

[SergeStorms]

15. Now that Donald....

is an evangelical christian they can't get divorced.

I have no idea why she just doesn't move back to New York. Maybe Donald had the locks changed.

Their pre-nup must be a 15-volume set.

[aggiesal]

16. She's p1$$ed off because she has a boyfriend ...

And if Pendejo45 becomes pResident, she can't spend more of her time with her boyfriend.

[Bucky]

19. Damned pre-nup

[Bucky]

17. "Dahliiinnnng, I get so bo-ored in that frumpy little mansion with all the tourists"

[Blue Owl]

31. She's dreaming of someone younger and cooler than the reeking Captain Pantload

[LudwigPastorius]

20. She is off prepping for her post-Trump-incarceration life.

Probably consulting several lawyers about how to get around the prenup.

[All Mixed Up]

21. It's funny because the campaign has been saying SINCE SEPTEMBER that she will join the campaign trail soon.

From February:

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4482570-trump-says-melania-will-be-on-campaign-trail-quite-a-bit/

And from September:

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-melania-campaign-trail-pretty-soon-rcna105282

Crickets.

[niyad]

22. Not that I care. Nor will I watch the video. But I will say that the smiling

person in the still of this video does NOT look like melanoma.

[soldierant]

24. that person is Davif Feldman -

like it says underneath the video.

[niyad]

25. Seriously??? I was referring, obviously, to the female person, NOT

the male on the left, so I am a bit curious about your response.

[soldierant]

32. No need to worry

What I am seeing now is not the cover that i saw when I made the comment. Totally different.

[keithbvadu2]

29. That gravesite is how the three Trump progeny (dis)respect their mother..

That gravesite is how the three Trump progeny (dis)respect their mother..

Republican family values.

[Bev54]

30. We saw her just a week or two ago and that is more than enough. Who cares where or what she is doing.