Tesla Cybertruck: A Tragedy On Four Wheels

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

[Blue Owl]

1. God those things are ugly as fuck

[marble falls]

2. What dipshit called it a "boomer's" truck? We boomer's wouldn't touch it as it looks like a grandchild drew it ...

... and grandma done hung it on the Fridgidaire. I'm a young boomer and I am mid 70s. F-150 straight six, four on the floor with rubber floor mat so we can hose it out is what we're driving. Any year model from 1960.

Have you read how under-engineered the front ends are on Tesla? I think Elon Musk is like the CEO of that submarine company that sank near the Titanic. Talented people who didn't know enough about engineering to understand how little they know about engineering. The difference is Elon hasn't been killed driving a Tesla. And the submarine didn't catch fire and burn for two days.

Nah, sonny, you can't blame Teslas on us. Now all those big diesel bus motor homes - that's boomers.

[PortTack]

3. There have been multiple reports on YouTube and TikTok about all the things wrong with this trash POS!

Safety hazards ..ppl getting fingers seriously injured in closing the hood and trunk
Won’t off road, gets stuck
Won’t cross 2 feet of water let alone the claims that it will cross even deeper water
If in an accident with one of these expect your vehicle to be totaled
The so called stainless steel rusts! And it’s like a stainless steel frig finger printed and hard to clean. When buyers asked about this, they are told think of it like a vintage metal piece…”it’s patina.”

Who in the world wants to deal with all this nonsense? I look for it to be in vintage car museums, but not as a thing of beauty, but more like a concept car that was a terrible idea from the get go

[Warpy]

5. I think there were a few more qualifiers

like sci fi/Star Wars obsessed nerds. I think Mad Max nerds might be more interested, but it's still the more deranged Boomers who are in that demographic.

Maybe he can unload them to Russia as indestructible vehicles to deliver ordinance to the front.

They'd definitely be indestructible at first, then the Ukrainians would stop laughing and open fire.

[moniss]

4. My name for it

from the time the idiot stood on stage. People, we have before us a reincarnation if you will. Behold!!! The Tedsel!!!!

[Dem2theMax]

6. "Congratulations. Your Cybertruck is a butthole now."

There's a line you don't expect from a vehicle review!

I swear, Trump and Musk were separated at birth.
Idiot grifters.

[SunSeeker]

7. That was hilarious! OMG, I thought the Cybertruck was stupid, but I had no idea how stupid. Wow.

Nobody in their right mind should buy that piece of shit. It is a hazard to itself and others just being on the road. How in the world did this thing get past regulators?

[viva la]

8. How is this a pickup truck?

Where in the back do I put my stuff?