Today's Borowitz:: Hillary expected to adopt all of Sanders position by noon.

[Ichingcarpenter]

Hillary expected to adopt all of Sanders position by noon.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/hillary-expected-to-adopt-all-of-sanderss-positions-by-noon

I hit a paywall so was unable to read it.

[L0oniX]

1. It made "MOST POPULAR" LOL

[Ichingcarpenter]

2. can you post his story?

I was unable to read it.

[L0oniX]

7. Here ya go...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is on pace to adopt rival Bernie Sanders’s positions on all major issues by noon on Thursday, Clinton campaign officials have confirmed.


Within minutes of Sanders’s entry into the Democratic race, Clinton released position papers on trade, income inequality, national defense, and the environment that meticulously aped the Vermont senator’s views on those matters.

Awaking at 8 A.M., Sanders, who had planned to run to the left of Clinton in 2016, discovered that, while he was sleeping, she had already begun running slightly to the left of him.

In an online video posted Thursday morning, Clinton welcomed Sanders to the race, adding, “To those who agree with Bernie Sanders on the issues, let me say this: I am Bernie Sanders.”

Sanders, who had scheduled a speech in Vermont for 11 A.M. on Thursday, cancelled it abruptly, saying, “Hillary already said everything I was going to say an hour ago.”

The Vermont politician told reporters that now he was unsure whether he would even continue with his campaign. “I don’t know anymore,” he said, visibly shaken. “I just don’t know.”

[Orsino]

3. Seems unnecessarily mean-spirited...

...but I suspect we'll see a grain of truth to it.

It's not a bad thing, necessarily. Sec. Clinton has said she intends to listen to us in the campaign. Only a much poorer politician wouldn't be able to learn.

Or at least learn to parrot what seems to work.

[daleanime]

4. +1

[Baitball Blogger]

5. I still remember when the media reported that Bush was running as a moderate.

And then he got elected and the dial went right.

[Ichingcarpenter]

6. The Satirist Borowitz is not a great fan of Hillary or Bill

he does like Obama
and hates all republicans.

[BrotherIvan]

8. Here's an excerpt

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is on pace to adopt rival Bernie Sanders’s positions on all major issues by noon on Thursday, Clinton campaign officials have confirmed.


Within minutes of Sanders’s entry into the Democratic race, Clinton released position papers on trade, income inequality, national defense, and the environment that meticulously aped the Vermont senator’s views on those matters.

Awaking at 8 A.M., Sanders, who had planned to run to the left of Clinton in 2016, discovered that, while he was sleeping, she had already begun running slightly to the left of him.

In an online video posted Thursday morning, Clinton welcomed Sanders to the race, adding, “To those who agree with Bernie Sanders on the issues, let me say this: I am Bernie Sanders.”

Not surprisingly, Borowitz is right again.

[rhett o rick]

9. I think it's a fallacy to think someone actually gets "pushed" to the left.

Pressure from the left might make HRC espouse more left leaning rhetoric but it won't change her ideology.