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Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:20 PM

We should send John Boehner a big bouquet of flowers congratulating him on his reelection to Speaker


After all he has done as much to advance the interests of Democrats and if he is able to last a couple more months will almost certainly plunge the Republican caucus into an all out civil war helping to set up 2014.

Under Boehner's leadership House Republicans now have lower positive numbers than a root canal and will soon be less than undergoing an IRS tax audit.

Since their office probably isn't going to get many bouquets I am guessing that a nice big one from "your admirers at Democratic Underground" would get some attention. Would also love to see the Tea Party folks reaction too.

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Reply We should send John Boehner a big bouquet of flowers congratulating him on his reelection to Speaker (Original post)
grantcart Jan 2013 OP
TexasTowelie Jan 2013 #1
customerserviceguy Jan 2013 #2
Cleita Jan 2013 #3
Filibuster Harry Jan 2013 #4
SDjack Jan 2013 #5
BlueDemKev Jan 2013 #6
Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2013 #7
Coyotl Jan 2013 #8
Brigid Jan 2013 #9
SunSeeker Jan 2013 #11
jmowreader Jan 2013 #10
dickthegrouch Jan 2013 #12
davidpdx Jan 2013 #13
Sunlei Jan 2013 #14
Kennah Jan 2013 #15
Amonester Jan 2013 #16

Response to grantcart (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:32 PM

1. I'll kick in a couple of dollars

as long as we don't use the florist that advertised on the Rush Limpball programs.

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:34 PM

2. Boner was re-erected? n/t

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:37 PM

3. I gotta bunch of weeds growing in my flower beds that I could send. n/t

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:46 PM

4. Instead of flowers we should all chip in and get him a WEEPING willow.

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:46 PM

5. Boner wants a big bottle of bourbon. One big enough that

after he drinks it, he can crawl inside and lick it dry.

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 07:56 PM

6. Let's send him a dozen roses...

...WITHOUT stripping the thorns!

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 09:16 PM

7. How about a lovely bouquet of ragweed? nt

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 12:28 AM

8. O.K. Can we add a really nice note saying

"Go Fuck Yourself"

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Response to Coyotl (Reply #8)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 12:38 AM

9. Me likey.

Me likey very much.

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Response to Coyotl (Reply #8)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 03:13 AM

11. LOL!

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 02:26 AM

10. What do you have against root canals?

They make things better. Republicans make things worse.

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Fri Jan 4, 2013, 11:44 AM

12. A skunk sprayed my roses, Ill gladly give them away /nt

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Sat Jan 5, 2013, 05:05 AM

13. Dead roses would be nice

Maybe throw in a bag of garbage as well.

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Sat Jan 5, 2013, 09:48 AM

14. Make a donation to a Democratic Org. in his name :)

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Sun Jan 6, 2013, 03:08 AM

15. I'll donate a kidney if Boner will double down.

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Sun Jan 6, 2013, 04:21 AM

16. Only if all this thread's replies are included!

(Except mine.)

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