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If you haven't already... (Original Post) Agschmid Sep 2016 OP
According to the folks at JPR ... NanceGreggs Sep 2016 #1
I read something about a body double somewhere on the internet and nearly fell out of my chair AgadorSparticus Sep 2016 #2
I admit to a certain addiction ... NanceGreggs Sep 2016 #3
Yup. Agschmid Sep 2016 #4
Lmao!!! Seriously, that is pretty damn funny! AgadorSparticus Sep 2016 #6
I do it because I'm a sucker ... NanceGreggs Sep 2016 #7
NO WAAAY!!! O.M.G. W.T.F??!?!?!!! AgadorSparticus Sep 2016 #8
JPR... fun n serious Sep 2016 #5
Leftbart's Razor: Jackpine Deplorables will always adopt the craziest spin on reality possible nt geek tragedy Sep 2016 #9

NanceGreggs

(27,814 posts)
1. According to the folks at JPR ...
Wed Sep 14, 2016, 01:04 AM
Sep 2016

... Hillary has Parkinson's - no, she has MS - no, she has dementia - no, she has Alzheimer's - no, she has epilepsy.

And they ALL KNOW their diagnosis is the correct one, because they all have a friend, neighbour, or relative who once worked in a hospital, or is a doctor, a nurse, or a got a First Aid badge when they were in Scouts.
They all also have the uncanny ability to diagnose people based on photos and videos.

What I've read there over the past two days is beyond ludicrous. Did you know that HRC wears a full body brace to stay upright? That's why she wears pants - to cover the braces. And if you've seen her bouncing around in a way no one wearing a brace could ever do, that's not HRC - that's her body double you're seeing.

According to JPR, due Hillary's delicate condition, the slightest stress causes her seizures, blackouts, memory lapses, etc. And yet they have no explanation as to how she got through hours of grueling testimony re Benghazi without faltering, how she got through the debates without hesitating to rattle-off facts, figures and statistics on every topic, or how she manages to attend events where she is on her feet for hours at a time.

I guess it was the body double doing all of that.

As for the link above, which they've been flogging like the proverbial dead horse, none of them think it the least bit suspect that any ethical medical practitioner would "diagnose" a patient they have never even met, no less fully examined and tested.

Remember when we all laughed at Dr. Frist "diagnosing" Terry Schiavo based on a video? We wondered how anyone could be stupid enough to think his diagnosis was anything more than ridiculous. Well, looks like that kind of stupidity isn't just for easily-duped Republicans anymore.

AgadorSparticus

(7,963 posts)
2. I read something about a body double somewhere on the internet and nearly fell out of my chair
Wed Sep 14, 2016, 01:16 AM
Sep 2016

These people are insane! They have lost all track of reality. Makes you wonder how they are still managing to breathe.

NanceGreggs

(27,814 posts)
3. I admit to a certain addiction ...
Wed Sep 14, 2016, 02:04 AM
Sep 2016

... to reading JPR daily. The CTs are comedy gold. I am sure there are people who signed-up there for the sole purpose of posting absolutely insane theories, just to see how many people latch onto to them - and then repeat them as fact.

They are full-on with the body double idea. When Hillary "totally collapsed" (their words) on Sunday, she was taken to Chelsea's apartment (private hospital), where her body double was in attendance. The woman you saw emerge from Chelsea's building was OF COURSE the body double. They even get into details about how you can plainly "see" that that woman was not Hillary. (She's waaay thinner than Hillary, her hair is "different", etc.)

Well, what can you expect from people who think they can diagnose illnesses based on video clips?

Oh, and just to add ... despite HRC's debilitating diseases (she's suffering from at least seven), she still managed to mastermind the "theft" of the nomination from Bernie, the threats made to him and his family in order to force his endorsement, and the murder of several people who were "about to blow the whistle" on her evil ways.

For a woman both mentally and physically incapacitated, she sure gets around.

AgadorSparticus

(7,963 posts)
6. Lmao!!! Seriously, that is pretty damn funny!
Wed Sep 14, 2016, 09:23 PM
Sep 2016


Well, thanks for trudging into the cesspool and reporting back. I appreciate it b/c I sure as heck couldn't do it.

NanceGreggs

(27,814 posts)
7. I do it because I'm a sucker ...
Wed Sep 14, 2016, 09:50 PM
Sep 2016

... for stand-up comedy - and JPR provides it on an hourly basis.

They're now promoting a piece from World Nut Daily as "proof" that Hillary uses a body double. The "indisputable evidence"? The woman alleging to be HRC coming out of Chelsea's apartment on Sunday was wearing the strap of her shoulder bag on her right shoulder instead of her left shoulder.

THIS IS EVIDENCE THAT CANNOT BE DENIED!!!

AgadorSparticus

(7,963 posts)
8. NO WAAAY!!! O.M.G. W.T.F??!?!?!!!
Wed Sep 14, 2016, 10:02 PM
Sep 2016


You're right....that is some pretty awesome entertainment. Please keep posting!!!
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