Update on Sanders' Vatican lodging, for those concerned..

[jberryhill]

As you may know, Francis doesn't use the traditional papal apartment suite, so he's letting Bernie crash there.

It's Pope-BNB - just like Uber, which Bernie adores because they secretly use the identities of all of the Uber drivers' iPhones to donate exactly $27 dollars from each weekly.

[lostnfound]

1. Clearly it constitutes another illegal campaign donation from a foreign government.

Is the Vatican seeking any arms deals?

[xloadiex]

2. Bernie zucchetto's for everyone

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[Luminous Animal]

7. Nice!

[sadoldgirl]

3. I suppose he will get food and drink there

as well. Truly a campaign contribution from another
country with the terrible idea to use a US senator
for its purposes.

[jillan]

4. But will he get to wear the red slippers?

[sadoldgirl]

5. I doubt it, because Benedict wants to claim them all.

[jberryhill]

11. Is that fucker Ratflinger still alive?

I thought he was really sick and at death's door, but this is looking more like dodging service of process

[Barack_America]

6. Heir BNB?

Oops I've said it. I've let the big secret slip.

Bernie's actually being summoned to the Vatican because he's being groomed to become the first Jewish Pope (after his similarly historic Presidency, of course).

[jberryhill]

12. First one since Peter!

They want to get back to their roots.

[Barack_America]

14. .

Gah! I forgot. I knew that once (don't smack me from the grave, grandma!)

I love posting about the budding bromance between Frankie and Bernie.

Drives 'em nuts.

[Luminous Animal]

8. I love this post with all my chicken.

[840high]

9. Bernie is going to the

Vatican to play bingo.

[jberryhill]

13. Where else do you hear a nun yell "O 69!"

Oh, indeed, sister. Oh, indeed.

[840high]

15. Heehee ..

[brooklynite]

17. I know where there's a bingo parlor in Rome...

I can drop off the address at the debate on Thursday.

[jberryhill]

22. Get thee to a nunnery!

[Hydra]

18. Nice!

[xloadiex]

10. He will also be personally picking up

the pontiff's absentee ballot.

From what I've seen, they really help get those numbers up.

[jberryhill]

16. ...and then he'll burn it in a puff of white smoke

[fighting-irish]

21. Using the secret and ancient formula.

for the right smoke.

[bigwillq]

19. Bwah

[beam me up scottie]

20. I heard Bernie's stashing some of his millions in the Vatican vault too.

He needs more places to hide the money he made from selling organs on the black market and ripping off girl scouts by writing bad checks for cookies.