2016 Postmortem

Elmer S. E. Dump

(5,751 posts) Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:11 PM Feb 2016

Bernie Sanders wins Nevada Caucuses!

You heard it here first, but the media shouldn't be too far behind. I went through the entire Reddit precinct reporting thread and it seems pretty obvious! Thank goodness you Bernie, your activists and the good people of Nevada!

The Berning moves on to its biggest victory, and the silver coffin nail!

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Bernie Sanders wins Nevada Caucuses! (Original Post) Elmer S. E. Dump Feb 2016 OP

You sure? bkkyosemite Feb 2016 #1

uhh.............................................. JonLeibowitz Feb 2016 #2

Um, maybe he just won the Reddit caucuses? Metric System Feb 2016 #3

:) LOL Skid Rogue Feb 2016 #6

Now THAT I would definitely believe! Lucinda Feb 2016 #13

! JTFrog Feb 2016 #22

Uh, no. Le Taz Hot Feb 2016 #4

Hillary will trounce him in SC and on Super Tuesday, and DONE! RBInMaine Feb 2016 #16

I must b missing something bravenak Feb 2016 #5

Not looking that way according to the msm. jillan Feb 2016 #7

Ummmmm nt geek tragedy Feb 2016 #8

ummm no rbrnmw Feb 2016 #9

I hope he does this well from now on.... stonecutter357 Feb 2016 #10

Passive-aggressiveness elevated to an art. My hat is off to YOU, sir/madam. randome Feb 2016 #20

Really? The MSM? Be patient, grass-a-hoppers! Elmer S. E. Dump Feb 2016 #11

Hmmm. . . Codeine Feb 2016 #17

That's beautiful, Codeine. Where is that? n/t Elmer S. E. Dump Feb 2016 #30

The Nile. Codeine Feb 2016 #38

.... wildeyed Feb 2016 #40

......................... still_one Feb 2016 #43

I'm trying to be good in here. Starry Messenger Feb 2016 #45

WELL PLAYED! BRAVO!!! MohRokTah Feb 2016 #50

well played! brer cat Feb 2016 #54

I think you had better listen to the news.... chillfactor Feb 2016 #12

How can she do it? Taking one from the George W/Andy Card book of game plays: truedelphi Feb 2016 #27

consolation K'n'R ucrdem Feb 2016 #14

bump woolldog Feb 2016 #15

Thanks, Woolly! Elmer S. E. Dump Feb 2016 #35

DEWEY WINS! !!! okasha Feb 2016 #18

Are you being serious? KingFlorez Feb 2016 #19

According to Hawkings, if parallel universes exist, it is quite possible still_one Feb 2016 #46

Well, however you slice it.... Adrahil Feb 2016 #21

Red faces all around peggysue2 Feb 2016 #25

You must mean Alpha Base Nevada on the MOON. bwahahahahahaha... RBInMaine Feb 2016 #23

He won my precinct 5-3 Nevernose Feb 2016 #24

Thanks for hanging in there, Nevernose! You have my gratitude! n/t Elmer S. E. Dump Feb 2016 #31

Umm vdogg Feb 2016 #26

I wasn't watching TV, so all my info was coming from people Elmer S. E. Dump Feb 2016 #33

I don't care what the MSM says? Elmer S. E. Dump Feb 2016 #28

Evidently Reddit isn't the world. Codeine Feb 2016 #37

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! MohRokTah Feb 2016 #51

In reality, he lost by four points jmowreader Feb 2016 #29

First rate satire. Well played! CorkySt.Clair Feb 2016 #32

All I ask is that you wait few days to make your opinion Elmer S. E. Dump Feb 2016 #34

I'm posting just to say I was in here. Starry Messenger Feb 2016 #36

Me too. wildeyed Feb 2016 #39

Sorry, but I can't resist. Me too still_one Feb 2016 #41

+1. I had something else in mind to post but then I saw yours and hide to pile on. NT bunnies Feb 2016 #44

You are so bad!! Number23 Feb 2016 #47

Zum zum zum! Starry Messenger Feb 2016 #49

All-star line up. brer cat Feb 2016 #56

All the best people are. Hekate Feb 2016 #59

Here is what is odd about the causus counts who has one that didn't stop pat 80%? Todays_Illusion Feb 2016 #42

huh? DesertRat Feb 2016 #48

I think the t shirts did the trick gwheezie Feb 2016 #52

In Nevada a tie is decided by a high card draw, according to what I heard today. Hekate Feb 2016 #61

Clinton won with 52.5%. Agnosticsherbet Feb 2016 #53

....... Spazito Feb 2016 #55

He won by not losing in a landslide I will say this is true for sure. Kalidurga Feb 2016 #57

... rbrnmw Feb 2016 #58

I'm in... SidDithers Feb 2016 #60

Heard here first! GusBob Feb 2016 #62

A loss is a win! Stuckinthebush Feb 2016 #63

Nah, wildeyed Feb 2016 #64

K'nR!!! Codeine Feb 2016 #65

So it's okay to drive through Nevada now? BainsBane Feb 2016 #66

IF true, with the media we have? Skwmom Feb 2016 #67

buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!11!!!!11!!!!1 workinclasszero Feb 2016 #68

How'd that work out? George II Feb 2016 #69

Clinton-Wins-Final-Delegate-In-Nevada-CD-4-She-Takes-Pledged-Delegate-Lead-52-51 riversedge Feb 2016 #70

Nice! DesertRat Feb 2016 #71

bkkyosemite

(5,792 posts)

1. You sure?

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:12 PM

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JonLeibowitz

(6,282 posts)

2. uhh..............................................

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:12 PM

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Metric System

(6,048 posts)

3. Um, maybe he just won the Reddit caucuses?

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:12 PM

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Skid Rogue

(711 posts)

6. :) LOL

Reply to Metric System (Reply #3)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:13 PM

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Lucinda

(31,170 posts)

13. Now THAT I would definitely believe!

Reply to Metric System (Reply #3)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:20 PM

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JTFrog

(14,274 posts)

22. !

Reply to Metric System (Reply #3)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:29 PM

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Le Taz Hot

(22,271 posts)

4. Uh, no.

Reply to Elmer S. E. Dump (Original post)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:13 PM

Feb 2016

Hillary is ahead by 4% at the moment and increasing. Tragically.

RBInMaine

(13,570 posts)

16. Hillary will trounce him in SC and on Super Tuesday, and DONE!

Reply to Le Taz Hot (Reply #4)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:22 PM

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bravenak

(34,648 posts)

5. I must b missing something

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:13 PM

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jillan

(39,451 posts)

7. Not looking that way according to the msm.

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:13 PM

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geek tragedy

(68,868 posts)

8. Ummmmm nt

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:13 PM

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rbrnmw

(7,160 posts)

9. ummm no

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:14 PM

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Hillary is ahead

stonecutter357

(12,697 posts)

10. I hope he does this well from now on....

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:15 PM

Feb 2016

randome

(34,845 posts)

20. Passive-aggressiveness elevated to an art. My hat is off to YOU, sir/madam.

Reply to stonecutter357 (Reply #10)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:25 PM

Feb 2016

[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
So then I'm right about being wrong.[/center][/font][hr]

Elmer S. E. Dump

(5,751 posts)

11. Really? The MSM? Be patient, grass-a-hoppers!

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:15 PM

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Codeine

(25,586 posts)

17. Hmmm. . .

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:23 PM

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Elmer S. E. Dump

(5,751 posts)

30. That's beautiful, Codeine. Where is that? n/t

Reply to Codeine (Reply #17)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 08:18 PM

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Codeine

(25,586 posts)

38. The Nile.

Reply to Elmer S. E. Dump (Reply #30)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 08:55 PM

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Not just a river in Egypt, as they say.

wildeyed

(11,243 posts)

40. ....

Reply to Codeine (Reply #38)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 09:06 PM

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still_one

(92,409 posts)

43. .........................

Reply to Codeine (Reply #38)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 09:10 PM

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Starry Messenger

(32,342 posts)

45. I'm trying to be good in here.

Reply to Codeine (Reply #38)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 09:12 PM

Feb 2016

But it's tough. *shiver*

MohRokTah

(15,429 posts)

50. WELL PLAYED! BRAVO!!!

Reply to Codeine (Reply #38)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 10:06 PM

Feb 2016

brer cat

(24,609 posts)

54. well played!

Reply to Codeine (Reply #38)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 10:30 PM

Feb 2016

chillfactor

(7,584 posts)

12. I think you had better listen to the news....

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:19 PM

Feb 2016

Hillary has won Nevada....

truedelphi

(32,324 posts)

27. How can she do it? Taking one from the George W/Andy Card book of game plays:

Reply to chillfactor (Reply #12)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:40 PM

Feb 2016

Number One - always have the Mainstream Media on your side.

Two - see Number One. It is really about the only thing you need.

ucrdem

(15,512 posts)

14. consolation K'n'R

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:21 PM

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woolldog

(8,791 posts)

15. bump

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:22 PM

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Elmer S. E. Dump

(5,751 posts)

35. Thanks, Woolly!

Reply to woolldog (Reply #15)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 08:27 PM

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okasha

(11,573 posts)

18. DEWEY WINS! !!!

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:23 PM

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KingFlorez

(12,689 posts)

19. Are you being serious?

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:23 PM

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still_one

(92,409 posts)

46. According to Hawkings, if parallel universes exist, it is quite possible

Reply to KingFlorez (Reply #19)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 09:21 PM

Feb 2016

Adrahil

(13,340 posts)

21. Well, however you slice it....

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:28 PM

Feb 2016

Someone is about to be really embarrassed!

peggysue2

(10,839 posts)

25. Red faces all around

Reply to Adrahil (Reply #21)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:34 PM

Feb 2016

"Someone is about to be really embarrassed."

Ya think???

And it certainly 'won't' be Godhumor who called it correctly.

RBInMaine

(13,570 posts)

23. You must mean Alpha Base Nevada on the MOON. bwahahahahahaha...

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:31 PM

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Nevernose

(13,081 posts)

24. He won my precinct 5-3

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:31 PM

Feb 2016

I wonder how he's doing in the other 1699

I feel worn out, like I've been boxing or something

Elmer S. E. Dump

(5,751 posts)

31. Thanks for hanging in there, Nevernose! You have my gratitude! n/t

Reply to Nevernose (Reply #24)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 08:19 PM

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vdogg

(1,384 posts)

26. Umm

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:37 PM

Feb 2016

Is this a joke?

Elmer S. E. Dump

(5,751 posts)

33. I wasn't watching TV, so all my info was coming from people

Reply to vdogg (Reply #26)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 08:23 PM

Feb 2016

who supposedly were reporting precinct results. It still does not add up. There was voter suppression and dirty tricks which should come to light by Monday, I would think. Peace, out.

Elmer S. E. Dump

(5,751 posts)

28. I don't care what the MSM says?

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:48 PM

Feb 2016

Since when do we respect their opinion? Bernie won and it will all come out in the next few days. I'm done explaining to HRC fans, you disgust me.

Codeine

(25,586 posts)

37. Evidently Reddit isn't the world.

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 08:54 PM

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MohRokTah

(15,429 posts)

51. BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 10:09 PM

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jmowreader

(50,562 posts)

29. In reality, he lost by four points

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 06:50 PM

Feb 2016

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/primaries/NV

Clinton 52 percent
Sanders 48 percent

Berned!

CorkySt.Clair

(1,507 posts)

32. First rate satire. Well played!

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 08:20 PM

Feb 2016

Elmer S. E. Dump

(5,751 posts)

34. All I ask is that you wait few days to make your opinion

Reply to CorkySt.Clair (Reply #32)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 08:24 PM

Feb 2016

Something stinks.

Starry Messenger

(32,342 posts)

36. I'm posting just to say I was in here.

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 08:30 PM

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wildeyed

(11,243 posts)

39. Me too.

Reply to Starry Messenger (Reply #36)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 09:04 PM

Feb 2016

I rec'ed it too

still_one

(92,409 posts)

41. Sorry, but I can't resist. Me too

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 09:06 PM

Feb 2016

bunnies

(15,859 posts)

44. +1. I had something else in mind to post but then I saw yours and hide to pile on. NT

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 09:12 PM

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Number23

(24,544 posts)

47. You are so bad!!

Reply to Starry Messenger (Reply #36)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 09:57 PM

Feb 2016

I am and at this thread. This is a head scratcher for real.

Starry Messenger

(32,342 posts)

49. Zum zum zum!

Reply to Number23 (Reply #47)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 10:02 PM

Feb 2016

I have to sit on my hands to not type most of what I think in here, but oh, the amusement factor!

brer cat

(24,609 posts)

56. All-star line up.

Reply to Starry Messenger (Reply #36)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 10:50 PM

Feb 2016

This may be a thread for the ages.

Hekate

(90,827 posts)

59. All the best people are.

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 11:19 PM

Feb 2016

Todays_Illusion

(1,209 posts)

42. Here is what is odd about the causus counts who has one that didn't stop pat 80%?

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 09:08 PM

Feb 2016

DesertRat

(27,995 posts)

48. huh?

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 09:59 PM

Feb 2016

gwheezie

(3,580 posts)

52. I think the t shirts did the trick

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 10:10 PM

Feb 2016

And the coin toss.

Hekate

(90,827 posts)

61. In Nevada a tie is decided by a high card draw, according to what I heard today.

Reply to gwheezie (Reply #52)

Sat Feb 20, 2016, 11:22 PM

Feb 2016

Coin tosses are for cornhuskers.

Agnosticsherbet

(11,619 posts)

53. Clinton won with 52.5%.

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 10:12 PM

Feb 2016

Your prediction fell short of reality.

Spazito

(50,477 posts)

55. .......

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 10:46 PM

Feb 2016

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)

57. He won by not losing in a landslide I will say this is true for sure.

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 11:13 PM

Feb 2016

Ah no matter on to other states. Hillary is still feeling the Bern even if everyone is pretending this is a huge victory for her.

rbrnmw

(7,160 posts)

58. ...

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 11:14 PM

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SidDithers

(44,228 posts)

60. I'm in...

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Sat Feb 20, 2016, 11:21 PM

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Sid

GusBob

(7,286 posts)

62. Heard here first!

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Sun Feb 21, 2016, 05:43 AM

Feb 2016

Stuckinthebush

(10,847 posts)

63. A loss is a win!

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Sun Feb 21, 2016, 11:19 AM

Feb 2016

Up is down and left is right!

wildeyed

(11,243 posts)

64. Nah,

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Sun Feb 21, 2016, 01:10 PM

Feb 2016

all your coffin nails are belong to Hillary

Codeine

(25,586 posts)

65. K'nR!!!

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Tue Feb 23, 2016, 01:50 PM

Feb 2016

BainsBane

(53,072 posts)

66. So it's okay to drive through Nevada now?

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Tue Feb 23, 2016, 11:30 PM

Feb 2016

Skwmom

(12,685 posts)

67. IF true, with the media we have?

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Tue Feb 23, 2016, 11:32 PM

Feb 2016

I only laugh because otherwise I would really cry over the state of affairs.

workinclasszero

(28,270 posts)

68. buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!11!!!!11!!!!1

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Tue Feb 23, 2016, 11:34 PM

Feb 2016

I hope Bernie has many more victories like this bro!

George II

(67,782 posts)

69. How'd that work out?

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Tue Feb 23, 2016, 11:37 PM

Feb 2016

riversedge

(70,306 posts)

70. Clinton-Wins-Final-Delegate-In-Nevada-CD-4-She-Takes-Pledged-Delegate-Lead-52-51

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Tue Feb 23, 2016, 11:39 PM

Feb 2016

KOS: Hillary Clinton Wins Final Delegate In Nevada CD-4. She Takes Pledged Delegate Lead 52-51

Hillary Clinton Wins Final Delegate In Nevada CD-4. She Takes Pledged Delegate Lead 52-51

By First Amendment
Monday Feb 22, 2016 · 3:06 PM CST

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/2/22/1489392/-Hillary-Clinton-Wins-Final-Delegate-In-Nevada-CD-4-She-Takes-Pledged-Delegate-Lead-52-51

DesertRat

(27,995 posts)

71. Nice!

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Tue Feb 23, 2016, 11:40 PM

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