What a swell guy Mitt Romney is...

[brooklynite]

Salon:

Introducing Mitt Romney last night at a fundraiser, Marriott International chairman Bill Marriott told a humanizing anecdote:

Both Mitt and I have summer places up in New Hampshire on Lake Winnipesaukee. And a few summers ago I was taking my grandchildren and children to town in the boat for ice cream. And we got into the docks and they were all full and I looked around, there was no place to park, so we stopped at the end of a dock. They all jumped off and ran up the dock. And I realized there was nobody in the boat to help me dock the boat, handle the ropes, do anything – they just left me out there at sea. So I finally found a place to park after about 20 minutes, and I pulled in, I said, ‘Who’s going to grab the rope?,’ and I looked up and there was Mitt Romney. So he pulled me in, he tied up the boat for me. He rescued me just as he’s going to rescue this great country.’

Yes, that man would give you the shirt of his Butler's back...

[louis-t]

1. What a hero....

[Voice for Peace]

7. LOLOLOL

me too zzzzzzz

[Sekhmets Daughter]

2. The shirt

off his butler's back...I love it!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

3. The dipshit couldn't tie up his own boat? sweet Jesus!

[The Wielding Truth]

4. Gee next time I'm on the lake taking a bunch of my off spring for ice cream and need a docking line.

God, that will be never.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. I think I'm going to cry ..........

...because I'm about to throw up all over my new keyboard.

"He rescued me...?" - by tying a boat up to a town dock? I know exactly where that saga of the high seas took place.

I don't know how Wolfeboro manages to survive the summer without heroes like Mitt Romney.

[Puzzler]

6. No place to "park"?

I thought you "docked" a boat, not parked it.

Sounds like a crew member usually does it for him.

[Frustratedlady]

10. I had to laugh at that, as well.

Up to that point, I couldn't tell if he was driving a vehicle or in a boat. I hope his grandkids were old enough to fend for themselves if he was screwing around for 20 minutes to "park" his boat.

How many properties do Mitt and Ann have?

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Ruling class zero is more like it!

The average voter is supposed to relate to this crap?

[Lint Head]

9. It's just what any rich prick would do. Gotta keep that Boy Scout knot skill up to snuff.

[Happyhippychick]

11. Another example of how stunningly out of touch these assholes are.

[GeorgeGist]

12. It seems to me the Marriot ...

couldn't wipe his ass without help.

[LeftofObama]

13. What an absolutely touching story.

[Whisp]

14. lol. that's all you got?

what a pathetic story. it hurt more than helped.



wow, pulling in a boat from a dock and not even getting your shoes wet calls for a Medal of Honor, or something.