What should be the menu, décor and games for a "Republican angst dinner party?"

[begin_within]

Things like:

food/drinks:
47% sour cream dip
Chocolate chip Snooki

décor:
Windows that don't open

games:
Etch-a-Sketch my net worth

what else?

[riverwalker]

1. roasted crow

served with cookies from 7-11, portly lady singers like Kate Smith playing in the background.

[Warpy]

2. Oh, I don't know

but Roast Crow with Bitter Orange Sauce would be the entree.

Pennzoil Sauced Shrimp Cocktail might be an appetizer.

[PlanetBev]

3. Shit Burgers

With everything on it.

[HooptieWagon]

4. White robes, burning crosses,

and lots of lowpaid servants to heap abuse on.

[Maeve]

6. No, dear...basic black. No white after Labor Day!

tsk

[theKed]

5. A rousing game of

"Find the Hidden Camera"

[SoapBox]

7. LOL

Too funny.

[JHB]

8. A dog carrier is mandatory...

Rocky IV

Red Dawn (they need to get all "Wolverines!" at the coming Socialist Secular Sharia Apocalypse)

Dancing Queen (with pictures of horses)

keep going...

[annabanana]

9. sour grapes, of course. . .n/t

[GoCubsGo]

10. Let them eat E. coli contaminated salads.

Salmonella chicken, pesticide-coated vegetables, pink slime hamburgers, Chinese Perky Jerky, Mad cow steaks, mercury-laced fish... All the things we would be forced to eat if they ever get their way regarding food safety regulations. And, then they can wash it down with dirty water.