Sadly, one thing I noticed about Bernie's ad that was missing.

[Uncle Joe]

In the beginning they showed some black and white cows, later they showed some black cows in a pasture with a few white cows, it all seemed happy and peaceful enough, even uplifting.


But that was a just trick as I continued listening to the music I felt a void and it all became quite apparent to me that there was a critical element missing, there was literally no cowbell.

[beam me up scottie]

1. And there were no llamas.

Where were the llamas?

[Art_from_Ark]

7. The llamas were busy doing a sketch for Monty Python

[beam me up scottie]

9. Olé!

[Skwmom]

2. Now that was funny. Thanks for the laugh. n/t

[draa]

3. I was told there'd be no cows.

I hate cows unless they're on my plate.

[jeff47]

4. There were only mammals in the ad.

Why Does Sanders hate birds and reptiles??!!?! WHY?!!!

[TheFarS1de]

13. What do you have against Insects ???

Very telling your leaving them out ..... feel my poutrage !

[jeff47]

15. You Insect types always forget about the fungi. (nt)

[TheFarS1de]

17. Ok , now your out of order ...

You have the audacity to bring up Fungi without reference to Lichens ? Yep , I have you pegged . And you even forgot the Bacteria / Viral minority . Shame on you

[jeff47]

18. And once again, you've forgotten the archaebacteria

our oldest lifeforms, and here you've just discarded them like they were worthless. Well, where would you be today without them? You OWE them!

[TheFarS1de]

19. Ok , I can see my leaving them out is problematic ...

However that would make Sanders both anti -Bacterial and anti-Viral , he can't help but look out for public health

[jeff47]

21. LOL (nt)

[Paulie]

22. LoL

[roguevalley]

35. its more instances of ageism, jeff47

[roguevalley]

34. I hope the League of Amoeb(a)(ic Dysentary) isn't alerted.

[MrMickeysMom]

5. LOL!

You had me going there, Uncle Joe!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. My dear Uncle Joe!

You'll need to talk to LynneSin about more cowbell........

Her sigline tells all.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018832767

[Uncle Joe]

8. Thanks, CaliforniaPegyy, I needed that.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. Hey, I'm happy to help!

[libdem4life]

11. I saw no cow pies. How can their be cows with no cow pies? It's the hay that does it.

It must be an ad that hates cow pies.

[Uncle Joe]

12. There was no Apple Pie either, why does Bernie hate America.

[libdem4life]

14. Well, if we go one step further, it's the cow pies that fall under the apple trees

that make the apple trees happy and grow apples so someone can pick them and make apple pie?

That's why cow pies make apple pies and then make America Happy? Simple farm reality. Iowans will understand.

[Uncle Joe]

16. It's all one big circle of life!

Cow pies rock.

[roguevalley]

36. i pray those pies are gluten free. I'll be here all week.

[libdem4life]

43. Yep...we'll share the oats with the cows. See how that comes full circle? Just wow.

[sadoldgirl]

20. I am truly upset about this ad!

No goats, no sheep, and most importantly
no pigs! What a terrible practice of
discrimination!

After all Orwell taught us that the pigs
are the most important ones!

I just have to cry foul on this ad.

[Paulie]

23. Some Pig!!!!

Oops. Wrong story.

[kath]

25. Radiant.

[kath]

24. There were black-and-white cows, and black cows, and white cows, but WHERE WERE THE BROWN COWS??

Huh? huh?
Why does Bernie hate brown cows?

[Uncle Joe]

28. I believe it's because Bernie hates women.

"How now brown cow" is a phrase used in elocution teaching to demonstrate rounded vowel sounds. Each "ow" sound in the phrase represents an individual diphthong. Although not in use today, the phrase "how now" is a greeting, short for "how say you now", and can be found in archaic literature, such as the plays of William Shakespeare.

The use of the phrase "how now brown cow" in teaching elocution can be dated back to at least 1926.[1]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_now_brown_cow

n phonetics, vowel roundedness refers to the amount of rounding in the lips during the articulation of a vowel. It is labialization of a vowel. When pronouncing a rounded vowel, the lips form a circular opening, whereas unrounded vowels (also called spread vowels) are pronounced with the lips relaxed. In most languages, front vowels tend to be unrounded, whereas back vowels tend to be rounded. But some languages, such as French and German, distinguish rounded and unrounded front vowels of the same height, whereas Vietnamese distinguishes rounded and unrounded back vowels of the same height. Alekano has only unrounded vowels.[citation needed][dubious – discuss]


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundedness

The labia are part of the female genitalia; they are the major externally visible portions of the vulva. In humans, there are two pairs of labia: the labia majora (or the outer labia) are larger and fattier, while the labia minora are folds of skin between the outer labia. The labia surround and protect the clitoris and the openings of the vagina and the urethra.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labia

[Luminous Animal]

26. Astute observation, Uncle Joe.

[libdem4life]

27. And where were the young cows, calves they are called? I saw one being

carried by a youngster, but how can a herd of cows have only one calf...it faces extinction without a strong second generation. And further, were there any bulls? Hard to tell at first glance. You need bulls to make calves with cows to make the herd grow and prosper.

Lordy, we need a new ad, I fear.

[ErikJ]

29. Did he get the OK from the Beatles for the music?

[Kalidurga]

33. Yep John Lennon gave them permission to use Simon & Garfunkle's song.

[bvf]

40. I hope Art Garfunkel's not reading any of these threads. n/t

[Kalidurga]

41. I think it's a safe bet he isn't

[libdem4life]

44. Most people with lives aren't on here.

[Kalidurga]

45. Yep

I spend a lot more time here now that I am living with a disability.

[libdem4life]

47. I've been off work for a while...have a new job...Yeah. But I'll check in anyway.

[madfloridian]

30. lol

[mhatrw]

31. Don't Fear the Sleeper nt

[Uncle Joe]

37. I believe they do.

[Paka]

32. Good one!

[SoapBox]

38. OH...you are SO bad!

Poke'n the bear!

[Beartracks]

39. Jury Results...

Just kidding!

But threads have been alerted as insensitive and over-the-top for less.



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[kath]

42. Kickity-kick!

[Armstead]

46. Bernie has a "problem" with cowbell

[KoKo]

48. You Nailed It!

[Uncle Joe]

49. KoKo, it's good to see you.