Atheist billboard of the week!

[mr blur]

via: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/02/11/atheists-make-better-lovers-billboard-goes-up-in-california/

[Arugula Latte]

1. I wonder how many religious people secretly like "being watched" by Gawd 'n' Jebus

and their dead Gramma lookin' down from Heaven. It enhances the naughtiness for them, I imagine. Which is kinda weird. But, hey, who am I to judge.

[Capt.Rocky300]

2. Our dog used to watch us.......

but he wasn't judgmental.

[awoke_in_2003]

7. Try having a cat

that hates your girlfriend. Imagine that things are getting intimate. Love is in the air, and your lady is up on top, while you relax and enjoy the scene. Then, you feel your cat lay across your calves. You wonder "what the hell is going on?". Then, your girlfriend screams because your cat decided to plant her claws in your girlfriend's butt. Yeah, kind of freaky. Said girlfriend never returned.

[Jokerman]

8. Same position - girlfriend's cat...

wrapped around my ankle, chewing on my shinbone.

Been married to said girlfriend for twenty years.

[awoke_in_2003]

9. Good news

Well, except for the biting part

[Ron Obvious]

3. I'm reminded....

I'm reminded of the woman who wrote to Dear Abby (I think) to complain that her husband was no longer able to have sex with her after his mother died and the pastor had told him she was watching down from Heaven...

(I shouldn't laugh, really)

[RussBLib]

4. I'm glad there was at least one woman in that photo

Would have been even funnier if there were six or eight feet in that billboard.

[Nevernose]

10. I think five would have been best

[Freelancer]

5. I used to have sciuro-gymnophobia -- The fear of being seen naked by squirrels...

I got over it.

[amuse bouche]

6. That is great

[kdmorris]

11. This is awesome!! n/t