Atheists & Agnostics

mr blur

(7,753 posts) Mon Apr 27, 2015, 01:40 PM Apr 2015

If prayer changed anything, the government would stop you doing it. Or ban it.

Or at least tax it heavily.

Or only Xians would be allowed to do it.

Or you'd have to pass an in-depth background check.

Or...

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If prayer changed anything, the government would stop you doing it. Or ban it. (Original Post) mr blur Apr 2015 OP

If prayer actually changed anything... truebrit71 Apr 2015 #1

The world would be a very peculiar place indeed. Warren Stupidity Apr 2015 #2

Prayer Warriors - The Video Game. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #4

Ask and ye shall recieve Lordquinton Apr 2015 #7

... beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #11

ironically they handled the game well Lordquinton Apr 2015 #12

Are the creators the same ones who made the awful movies? beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #13

Emma Goldman said the same thing about voting.... dixiegrrrrl Apr 2015 #3

Can you imagine the problems of having all prayers answered? Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #5

No kidding.. that's a pretty funny thought. mountain grammy Apr 2015 #6

"Hey, not fair! He cheated! He prayed for winning this!" DetlefK Apr 2015 #8

Well, why the hell didn't you pray harder than him???? nt Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #9

"Ok, team. I want you you give a 110%. NOW GET OUT THERE AND PRAY AS HARD AS YOU CAN!" DetlefK Apr 2015 #10

truebrit71

(20,805 posts)

1. If prayer actually changed anything...

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Mon Apr 27, 2015, 01:42 PM

Apr 2015

..it would be a fucking miracle...ba doom tish!!!

(And a first....)

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)

2. The world would be a very peculiar place indeed.

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Mon Apr 27, 2015, 02:31 PM

Apr 2015

Competing prayer leagues would be organized. It is a concept that could make for an interesting fantasy world series.

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)

4. Prayer Warriors - The Video Game.

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Reply #2)

Mon Apr 27, 2015, 05:23 PM

Apr 2015

If you tap into the Left Behind market you'd make a fortune.

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)

7. Ask and ye shall recieve

Reply to beam me up scottie (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 28, 2015, 03:20 AM

Apr 2015

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind:_Eternal_Forces

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)

11. ...

Reply to Lordquinton (Reply #7)

Tue Apr 28, 2015, 03:46 PM

Apr 2015

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)

12. ironically they handled the game well

Reply to beam me up scottie (Reply #11)

Tue Apr 28, 2015, 04:32 PM

Apr 2015

When they were criticized for no female characters they said "your right" and balanced it out. The gameplay was all right, I only played the demo back in the day but if you take it out of context the stary is better than a lot of games. Certainly better than any call of duty clone.

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)

13. Are the creators the same ones who made the awful movies?

Reply to Lordquinton (Reply #12)

Tue Apr 28, 2015, 05:17 PM

Apr 2015

Not all religious themes are bad story lines, I loved Christopher Walken in The Prophecy and Viggo Mortensen was freakin AWESOME as Satan!

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

3. Emma Goldman said the same thing about voting....

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Mon Apr 27, 2015, 05:04 PM

Apr 2015

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

5. Can you imagine the problems of having all prayers answered?

Reply to mr blur (Original post)

Mon Apr 27, 2015, 06:24 PM

Apr 2015

Who would win elections, since both sides are praying for a win?

What team would win any sports games, since they would both be praying?

Would we have world peace, since it would be assumed that everyone would be praying for peace?

mountain grammy

(26,620 posts)

6. No kidding.. that's a pretty funny thought.

Reply to Curmudgeoness (Reply #5)

Mon Apr 27, 2015, 08:34 PM

Apr 2015

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)

8. "Hey, not fair! He cheated! He prayed for winning this!"

Reply to Curmudgeoness (Reply #5)

Tue Apr 28, 2015, 04:51 AM

Apr 2015

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

9. Well, why the hell didn't you pray harder than him???? nt

Reply to DetlefK (Reply #8)

Tue Apr 28, 2015, 10:51 AM

Apr 2015

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)

10. "Ok, team. I want you you give a 110%. NOW GET OUT THERE AND PRAY AS HARD AS YOU CAN!"

Reply to Curmudgeoness (Reply #9)

Tue Apr 28, 2015, 11:34 AM

Apr 2015

Dear Mister Miller

It has come to our attention that you do not engage in documented regular prayers for positive outcomes. We must therefore conclude that the break-in at your house was a result of negligence on your part and falls outside the warranties of your insurance at Colosso Insurance Inc.

with best regards,
A. Paperpusher

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