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Warpy

(111,257 posts)
Tue Sep 9, 2014, 06:22 PM Sep 2014

GOD'S REAL WORDS FOR ONLY $140.11 AND IN ALL CAPS!!!

THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; & *CHRIST JESUS. THIS BOOK IS GODS HOLYSPIRIT VOICE: THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS & CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP. RESULTING IN THE PERSECUTIONS: AGAINST THE HOLY PEOPLE. THIS BOOK MAY BE REVISED: BECAUSE OF COMPUTER DICTATORS: MANY WORDS IN THIS BOOK: MADE HAVE BEEN CHANGED: TO>>DISCREDIT: THE AUTHOR. BUT IN TRUTH: I AM A HOLYSPIRIT CHOSEN ANOINTED DISCIPLE FOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS. EVEN FOR JEWS, MUSLIMS & GENTILE SINNERS. MANY PEOPLE WILL LEARN HOW TO> BECOME REAL BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN: THROUGH THIS HOLYSPIRIT BOOK & THROUGH THE PROTECTION & SUPPORT OF MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE!! JOHN 3 & 15. ALL NATIONS WILL OVER COME THE SINS OF BIRTH CONTROL. *BECAUSE HOLY DOMINIONSHIP IS ONE OF THE FIRST COMMANDMENT IN GENESIS 1;26-31. ALL BELIEVERS: WILL COME TO A HOLY VOW OF REPENTANCE: THROUGH GODS RESTORATION & THROUGH GODS ADOPTION VOWS. YES!! THE KINGDOM OF GOD & HEAVEN!! IS AT HAND!! FOR ALL WHO BELIEVE IN THE ONE CREATOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS OUR HOLYSPIRIT ETERNAL LIFE SAVIOR: SURELY YOUR NAMES WILL BE WRITTEN IN THE LAMBS BOOK OF LIFE!! *WHEN YOU SUPPORT & PROTECT MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE. WE ARE BRANCHES >JOHN 15 MY WEBSITE: http://groups.msn.com/ChristianPowerHealthProsperityAndSoulREMEMBER: GOD HAS MADE ME A HOLYSPIRIT VOICE FOR THE BRIDE OF GOD & CHRIST JESUS IN 1996 GOD TOLD ME TO TEACH THE GOSPEL ON CABLE TELEVISION IN TUCSON ARIZONA. *CONCERNING THE SINS OF THE CHURCHES: & CONCERNING THE>LACK OF GIVING TO THE POOR & ORPHANS: CHRISTIAN CHURCHES SHOULD: BUILD MORE:> WATER WELLS: & BUILD LOW INCOME HOUSINGS: MATTHEW 25 & ISAIAH 61


The reviews, of course, are some of Amazon's best.

http://www.amazon.com/Control-Christian-Marriages-Priesthood-Children/dp/1425992609/ref=sr_1_1?tag=iflt-20
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GOD'S REAL WORDS FOR ONLY $140.11 AND IN ALL CAPS!!! (Original Post) Warpy Sep 2014 OP
Amazon Price: $140.11 deucemagnet Sep 2014 #1
Well, if she sells a few, mr blur Sep 2014 #2
Yay! Another Amazon review appreciation thread! beam me up scottie Sep 2014 #3
Lol n/t Gelliebeans Sep 2014 #5
Here's one from last week if you have a sec: beam me up scottie Sep 2014 #6
That is awesome Gelliebeans Sep 2014 #7
and the one right below it fits in perfectly: dixiegrrrrl Sep 2014 #8
Pure poetry! beam me up scottie Sep 2014 #9
... Arugula Latte Sep 2014 #20
Better take off Amazon one-click Gelliebeans Sep 2014 #4
Damn. I like whoring and refuse to leave whoredom. Hoppy Sep 2014 #10
No. Curmudgeoness Sep 2014 #12
Damn. Hoppy Sep 2014 #13
Well, that has it right about the sins of the churches. Curmudgeoness Sep 2014 #11
He probably had a ghost writer. Hoppy Sep 2014 #14
... Arugula Latte Sep 2014 #21
Bwahahahaaa. progressoid Sep 2014 #15
I can't help but wonder if author Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson is any relation... Silent3 Sep 2014 #16
Amazon reviewers never disappoint! JNelson6563 Sep 2014 #17
THE AUTHOR. BUT IN TRUTH: I AM A HOLYSPIRIT CHOSEN ANOINTED DISCIPLE FOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS. AlbertCat Sep 2014 #18
Thank you for that. trotsky Sep 2014 #19

deucemagnet

(4,549 posts)
1. Amazon Price: $140.11
Tue Sep 9, 2014, 06:42 PM
Sep 2014

14 New from $73.96. 2 Used from $152.83



Apparently this book is worth twice as much used. I think I'll buy the 14 new ones and flip them for a profit. CAPSLOCKFUCKYEAH!!!

 

mr blur

(7,753 posts)
2. Well, if she sells a few,
Tue Sep 9, 2014, 06:45 PM
Sep 2014

she can buy a new keyboard, one on which the caps lock key isn't stuck down.

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
3. Yay! Another Amazon review appreciation thread!
Tue Sep 9, 2014, 06:48 PM
Sep 2014
We really should do these more often!


Good for clensing
By Davie Blossom on August 17, 2009
Format: Paperback

My wife and I were actually quite impressed with this item. Between the two of us it took 9 days to finish and I must say I found it hard to get used to during the first few sittings, but gradualy became more comfortable as time went on.

Although neither of us paid too much attention to the content, the sheer volume and quality of the paper contained within was pleasantly suprizing. The paper feels crisp, heavy and tough, yet the pages seperate with just the slightest tug of a thumb and forefinger.

The only real controversy this book created for my wife and I was mostly my fault. You see after I finished the last page I was too lazy to replace the book with another and I left the empty cover sitting on top of the sistern. Let me tell you I copped a nagging!

Overall the item was an interesting change, but we found it a bit expensive and not as suitable as the regular stuff available at the supermarket. Together my wife and I have decided just to stick with normal sorbent two-ply rolls from now on, and would suggest others do the same.


Don't know if the misspellings were deliberate but it doesn't matter.


beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
6. Here's one from last week if you have a sec:
Tue Sep 9, 2014, 07:14 PM
Sep 2014
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025496915

I don't want to kick it or anything I just like to share the laughter.

For the most part DUers are really awesome.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
8. and the one right below it fits in perfectly:
Tue Sep 9, 2014, 08:03 PM
Sep 2014

THERE ONCE WAS A BOOK IN ALL CAPS
IT MADE CHRISTIAN PEOPLE GO CLAP(S)
AT $135
IT KEPT SINNERS ALIVE
AND THEY READ IT WHILE TAKING THEIR CRAPS

Gelliebeans

(5,043 posts)
4. Better take off Amazon one-click
Tue Sep 9, 2014, 07:00 PM
Sep 2014

Because something tells me the return policy would be a pain in the ass.

did rumplestilskin spin it out with gold

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
12. No.
Tue Sep 9, 2014, 08:41 PM
Sep 2014

You don't get to go to Hebbin (that is with a capital H if you didn't know that) because you are a bad atheist.

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
11. Well, that has it right about the sins of the churches.
Tue Sep 9, 2014, 08:39 PM
Sep 2014

Then again, I don't think that we need to have God dictate a book directly to us to know that.

A fool and his money are soon parted. But hey, what do I know---seems to be awfully cheap for a book written by the HOLYSPIRIT.

progressoid

(49,990 posts)
15. Bwahahahaaa.
Tue Sep 9, 2014, 09:28 PM
Sep 2014
I'm sorry, I thought this was a book about birth control and Jesus, but it appears to be written in FORTRAN.




Thanks Warpy. They say you need a good laugh every day.

Silent3

(15,212 posts)
16. I can't help but wonder if author Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson is any relation...
Wed Sep 10, 2014, 01:12 AM
Sep 2014

...to the "My Parents Open Carry" Strong family.

 

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
18. THE AUTHOR. BUT IN TRUTH: I AM A HOLYSPIRIT CHOSEN ANOINTED DISCIPLE FOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS.
Wed Sep 10, 2014, 10:00 AM
Sep 2014

Ahhhh.... there's the egomaniacal part that is in all (overly) religious folk. I knew it would surface somewhere in this mad unreadable (but with interesting punctuation choices) ranting.



Here's a great review that I agree with!

RENEWED: MY FAITH>: IN PUNCTUATION

THIS BOOK HAS GIVEN ME A NEW LEASE ON LIFE: I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD USE > PUNCTUATION > IN THIS WAY BEFORE: BUT NOW THE HOLYSPIRIT HAS GIVEN ME THE ABILITY TO> CHALLENGE SOCIAL PUNCTUATIONAL NORMS!! PRAISE JESUS!!


And this one!

I'D HAVE THOUGHT CHRISTIANS WOULD BE AGAINST CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, AND YET HERE WE ARE.

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