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Related: About this forumMany Atheists Believe That Eating Puppy Fetuses Will Cure Their Sexual Impotency.
Many Atheists Believe That Eating Puppy Fetuses Will Cure Their Sexual Impotency. Heres Why Theyre Wrong
In generations past, militant atheism was classified as a disease. Early cultures called it demonic possession, homosexuality or even witchcraft. Later, doctors viewed it as a form of depression, a wasting away of ones soul. Reviewing these cases today, some were clearly the result of retardation or mental illness. Others were likely tuberculosis. German intellectuals coined the term nihilism in the 19th century in an attempt to give philosophical cover to what was simply a crass and opportunistic abandonment of faith. Sadly, the communist revolutions in the early 20th century seized upon this concept to create totalitarian anti-theist dictator states that imprisoned half of the worlds population. This historic context is crucial as we attempt to comprehend the cult members of extreme atheism today.
Contemporary atheists are quick to put their faith in new fads and miracle cures. Yoga, Tai Chi, Tarot, vitamin supplements, aromatherapy, acupuncture, astrology, transcendental mediation, marijuana abuse and veganism are just a few examples of notions that modern nihilists have hitched their wagons to in recent years. It seems that whenever something truly ridiculous comes along, the atheists are anxious to adopt it. Such is the case with canine meat.
First, as a medical professional, let me state unequivocally for the record:
Dog meat has negligible nutritional benefits as a food source.
Meat from wild dogs could actually contain toxins and be harmful.
There is not one single peer-reviewed health study that even remotely suggests that canine fetuses contribute to the human libido.
Any supposed benefit one gains from such meat must be psychosomatic, and is likely due to the patient having deep-seated psychological problems in the first place.
Even if there were some correlation between animal fetuses and sexual arousal, eating dog meat is illegal in many states and is considered abhorrent by modern moral standards.
While dog meat offers no health benefits, its ingestion has the very real effect of validating a radical lifestyle choice, thereby making the most irrational and dogmatic notions appear to be self-fulfilling prophecy in the minds of militant atheists.
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Many Atheists Believe That Eating Puppy Fetuses Will Cure Their Sexual Impotency. (Original Post)
AlbertCat
Aug 2014
OP
At least they're not Cannibals and Vampires eating and drinking the body and blood of christ
amuse bouche
Aug 2014
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amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)1. At least they're not Cannibals and Vampires eating and drinking the body and blood of christ
ChairmanAgnostic
(28,017 posts)2. "Why are cats immune to Chemtrails?"
This is one of the funniest sites I have seen for a while. Sending bibles into space is great!
mr blur
(7,753 posts)3. "Richard Dawkins May Be Using the Shroud of Satanism to Cover His True Communist Agenda"
Seems legitimate. There are people in DU who probably think that.
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)4. Shut the fuck up!
You've wrecked everything!
*Dear Jury, this is a fucking joke.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)5. Better be Poe, but it is really well done.
It had me laughing all the way through. Thanks for posting the laughs.
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)6. It is poe...
The gay bears getting pregnant thing convinced me.
But are the COMMENTS poe????
There are many fooled if not.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)7. I had not looked at the comments
but I do know from watching here, there are many people who will believe the way that they want to believe, no matter how silly.
And are you telling me that gay bears can't get pregnant! Oh no!!!