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Wed Mar 13, 2013, 04:59 PM

How will YOU celebate the new infallible, inerrant prince of Rome?

I plan on attending the local Freedom from Religion Foundation meeting. That seems fitting enough.
There might be a little consumption of spirits, rather the blessing from spirits, involved.

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Reply How will YOU celebate the new infallible, inerrant prince of Rome? (Original post)
ChairmanAgnostic Mar 2013 OP
Angry Dragon Mar 2013 #1
nonoyes Mar 2013 #2
RebelOne Mar 2013 #6
Arugula Latte Mar 2013 #20
Apophis Mar 2013 #3
Arugula Latte Mar 2013 #19
kdmorris Mar 2013 #4
ChairmanAgnostic Mar 2013 #5
Auggie Mar 2013 #7
Warpy Mar 2013 #8
Curmudgeoness Mar 2013 #9
Warpy Mar 2013 #11
Curmudgeoness Mar 2013 #10
ChairmanAgnostic Mar 2013 #17
iwillalwayswonderwhy Mar 2013 #12
progressoid Mar 2013 #13
olddots Mar 2013 #14
awoke_in_2003 Mar 2013 #15
Phillip McCleod Mar 2013 #16
Jokerman Mar 2013 #18

Response to ChairmanAgnostic (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:00 PM

1. I am starting the New Catholic Church

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Response to ChairmanAgnostic (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:10 PM

2. I think it's time for some red wine, don't you?

 

Another bigot and homophobe, anothier supporter of dictatorial power, another man who wears a dress leading a supposed 1+billion out of 7 billion alive today.

Let's just have a drink and forget about what happened in Rome today. It's really the same kind of day as yesterday.

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Response to nonoyes (Reply #2)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:25 PM

6. I am having some white wine. n/t

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Response to nonoyes (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 05:35 PM

20. Maybe eat a few body-of-Christ crackers and have some "holy" cheese while you're at it?

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Response to ChairmanAgnostic (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:37 PM

3. Commit some acts of heresy against the church.

 

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Response to Apophis (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 02:27 PM

19. You gonna nail your grievances up in Wittenburg?

It's been done.

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Response to ChairmanAgnostic (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:39 PM

4. Oh, did they pick one?

I figure I'd celebrate by ignoring them.

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Response to kdmorris (Reply #4)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:52 PM

5. cheers!

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Response to ChairmanAgnostic (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:30 PM

7. By sinning in as many legal ways possible

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Response to ChairmanAgnostic (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:51 PM

8. By doing absolutely nothing

It's just another old boy in a funny hat who's spent his whole career dumping on the one thing he knows nothing about: sexuality.

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Response to Warpy (Reply #8)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:08 PM

9. How do you know that he knows nothing about it?

I often think that these guys know more about sexuality than we do. They just don't admit it.

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #9)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 08:06 PM

11. Those old fools think Aristotle knew what he was talking about

and that semen contains the seeds of tiny, perfect human beings and women are relegated to the status of animated flowerpots, ready to be planted.

You see, they're all laboring under the burden of infallibility, the infallibility of all those pre scientific popes. Fact must conform to dogma or fact is discarded.

That's why.

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Response to ChairmanAgnostic (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:11 PM

10. You don't mean prince of Rome, you mean god on earth.

One thing is for sure, I would not be caught celebrating at the Vatican in Rome......can you imagine hanging out in the rain for a few days watching a chimney?

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #10)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 10:41 AM

17. details.

At least it was a short conclave. its length might have kept the CNN and MSNBC reporters from swooning. Any longer, and they would be seeking mental health care in Rome.

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Response to ChairmanAgnostic (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:57 AM

12. Well

I had a boil lanced today. I suppose it could be in honor of the new holy see.

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Response to ChairmanAgnostic (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 03:33 AM

13. Engaging in at least 5 of the 7 deadly sins.

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Response to ChairmanAgnostic (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 04:29 AM

14. wish I could celebrate

Anybody have a valium ? Going to find a L.A. Freedom from Religion Foundation meeting if there is one .

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Response to ChairmanAgnostic (Original post)

Sun Mar 17, 2013, 03:26 AM

15. I will drink beer...

and jerk off to nun porn. Well, ok, I will just drink beer.

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Response to ChairmanAgnostic (Original post)

Sun Mar 17, 2013, 02:34 PM

16. i got invited to a 'pope party' at the coffee shop yesterday.

 

a very liberal coffee shop. the kind where you can buy a dime bag of weed in the parking lot under an open sky. the worst part? it was an employee inviting me to an officially sponsored party IN THE CAFE.

..sigh..

i couldn't help it. it wasn't enough to politely decline. i had to know.. WHY!?!?!?

answer: something about latin america, catholicism is big here, and.. basically.. because *celebrity*. like a royal wedding it's not just that i don't care. i am and actively antithetical to it. i am opposed to it. i'm against it.

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Response to ChairmanAgnostic (Original post)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 12:41 PM

18. By having lots of recreational sex with zero chance of procreation.

Then maybe making a donation to Planned Parenthood.

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