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Related: About this forumGod Distances Self From Christian Right
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-distances-self-from-christian-right,30087/OCTOBER 24, 2012 | ISSUE 4843
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THE HEAVENSResponding to inflammatory remarks made by Republican Senate candidate Richard Mourdock during a debate Tuesday night, Our Lord God the Almighty Father sought today to distance Himself from both Mourdock and the entire right-wing fundamentalist Christian movement, sources confirmed.
I want to make one thing absolutely clear: Mr. Mourdocks comments from last night in no way reflect my position on this or any other issue, said the Divine Creator, speaking at a press conference this afternoon to address Mourdocks remarks that rape-induced pregnancies were Gods intent. And furthermore, I would like to take this opportunity to say definitively that I, God, do not officially sanction or condone the words or actions of anyone involved in the fanatical, conservative Christian faction that Mr. Mourdock represents.
Many people hear my name in connection with the Christian Right and start to assume we are aligned in some capacity, and Im here to say, for the record, that we are not, God continued. So let me just be clear: I dont want women to get rapednot ever. I dont think their resulting pregnancies are my divine will. And if a woman is raped, then she has the right to get an abortion, period. I do not agree with Mourdock. I do not agree with the Christian Right. End of story.
Calling Mourdocks comments the last straw, the Lord Our Maker explained that while in the past there have been a few areas where He and the religious Right have been in agreement, more often than not, in recent years, He and Christian conservatives have grown actually quite far apart on a wide range of issues.
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God Distances Self From Christian Right (Original Post)
cbayer
Oct 2012
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rrneck
(17,671 posts)1. The end is a riot. nt
cbayer
(146,218 posts)2. The Jesus part? Hilarious.
I also like the part on economic policy.
PATRICK
(12,228 posts)3. I think in most cases
where people put absolute faith in their own ability to define God, God in actuality is an atheist by definition.
The Hebrews practiced regional atheism against their neighbor's stable of gods. Jesus and Buddha could be accused of institutional atheism by the usual gatekeepers. Mohammed certainly denied Jesus' divinity.
So monotheism naturally leads to practical atheism that a/the real God would bless..
cbayer
(146,218 posts)4. Not sure I understand what you are saying here, but welcome to the Religion Group.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)8. It sounds they are talking about there being a lot of gods
but most religions reject all the other gods except their own
Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)5. I heard he wanted to take them to court to get them to stop
using his name in their ads, press releases, and in general political uses. However he had to go to hell to find a good lawyer and the devil had them all working for the GOP already.
Couldn't resist.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)7. LOL
mjrr_595
(40 posts)6. another great onion article
so funny